Wanna save the human race?

[Lady Squee]

Great, neither do I.

[Kaga]

It'd be nice if there was an easy way to save it.

I mean, in the moral sense. So I don't have to "lose my faith in humanity" several times a day.

[natsumehack]

Kaga said
It'd be nice if there was an easy way to save it.I mean, in the moral sense. So I don't have to "lose my faith in humanity" several times a day.

That brings up a question, do you really have faith if you lose it every few hours?

[Lady Squee]

Philosophy.

[Griever]

Lady Squee said
Great, neither do I.

God hath grant us the gift of Divine Spittle in this, Indra's Net of Jewels, bestow upon ye prowess wherein ye utilize your nether-regions in His Will. Ye virginal and pure sully His name, for His Name is Word, and His Word is Divine. To have utter lack of regard for the gods generated within others, is to have lack of regard for self.

Kaga said
It'd be nice if there was an easy way to save it.I mean, in the moral sense. So I don't have to "lose my faith in humanity" several times a day.

There is.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/rv05030.htm

HYMN XXX. Indra.

1. WHERE is that Hero? Who hath looked on Indra borne on light-rolling car by Tawny Coursers,
Who, Thunderer, seeks with wealth the Soma-presser, and to his house goes, much-invoked, to aid him?
2 I have beheld his strong and secret dwelling, longing have sought the Founder's habitation.
I asked of others, and they said in answer, May we, awakened men, attain to Indra.
3 We will tell, Indra, when we pour libation, what mighty deeds thou hast performed to please us.
Let him who knows not learn, who knows them listen: hither rides Maghavan with all his army.
4 Indra, when born, thou madest firm thy spirit: alone thou seekest war to fight with many.
With might thou clavest e’en the rock asunder, and foundest out the stable of the Milch-kine.
5 When thou wast born supremest at a distance, bearing a name renowned in far-off regions,
Since then e’en Gods have been afraid of Indra: he conquered all the floods which served the Dāsa.
6 These blissful Maruts sing their psalm to praise thee, and pour to thee libation of the Soma.
Indra with wondrous powers subdued the Dragon, the guileful lurker who beset the waters.
7 Thou, Maghavan, from the first didst scatter foemen, speeding, while joying in the milk, the Giver.
There, seeking man's prosperity, thou torest away the head of Namuci the Dāsa.
8 Pounding the head of Namuci the Dāsa, me, too thou madest thine associate, Indra!
Yea, and the rolling stone that is in heaven both worlds, as on a car, brought to the Maruts.
9 Women for weapons hath the Dāsa taken, What injury can his feeble armies To me?
Well he distinguished his two different voices, and Indra then advanced to fight the Dasyu.
10 Divided from their calves the Cows went lowing around, on every side, hither and thither.
These Indra re-united with his helpers, what time the well-pressed Soma made him joyful.
11 What time the Somas mixed by Babhru cheered him, loud the Steer bellowed in his habitations.
So Indra drank thereof, the Fort-destroyer, and gave him guerdon, in return, of milch-kine.
12 This good deed have the Rusamas done, Agni! that they have granted me four thousand cattle.
We have received Rnancaya's wealth, of heroes the most heroic, which was freely offered.
13 The Rusamas, O Agni, sent me homeward with fair adornment and with kine in thousands.
The strong libations have made Indra joyful, when night, whose course was ending, changed to morning.
14 Night, well-nigh ended, at Rnancaya's coming, King of the Rusamas, was changed to morning.
Like a strong courser, fleet of foot, urged onward, Babhru hath gained four thousand as his guerdon.
15 We have received four thousand head of cattle presented by the Rusamas, O Agni.
And we, the singers, have received the caldron of metal which was heated for Pravargya.

[Dervish]

Humanity's a lot cooler than people give it credit for.

As John Stewart so elegantly put it, “The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.”

[Lady Squee]

This was just a pointless thread.

Now there is substance.

[Griever]

Lady Squee said
This was just a pointless thread.Now there is substance.

Hearken! Partake of mine libations, open thine piehole and guzzle mine intake.

[Cpt Toellner]

I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE!

[Card]

natsumehack said
That brings up a question, do you really have faith if you lose it every few hours?

This is legitimately the smartest thing Nat has ever posted.

It's not just because everything else he's posted is ponies, either.

[Frizan]

Considering my usual plan to "save" humanity is to systematically execute everyone I personally consider stupid/pure evil, I'm probably not the hero Gotham needs right now.

[Jorick]

Frizan said
Considering my usual plan to "save" humanity is to systematically execute everyone I personally consider stupid/pure evil, I'm probably not the hero Gotham needs right now.

But such a hero is probably what the wretched hive of scum and villainy deserves, so have at it.

[Beatrix]

I don't want to save the human race. I want to save the world.

[Antarctic Termite]

Beatrix said I don't want to save the human race. I want to save the world.

I think you just won the thread.