My Parents Will Be the Death of Me

[Jurassic Weeb]

Well, I just came the closest to a mental breakdown I have in years. Dad got me a phone, but my mom hates my dad (surprise, they divorced when I was eight!), and she found out he gave it to me. We had a confrontation and I just spiralled out of control. I'm sure the entire apartment complex could hear me swearing and bawling, even if the majority of them are senior citizens. God, the only bright spots in my life are my friends (all online, since nobody likes me irl), my dogs, and (best of all) my girlfriend. I just wish that we didn't live five states away from each other. Ya'll reading this, do me a favor and don't post a reply.

[Kaga]

Otaku95 said
Ya'll reading this, do me a favor and don't post a reply.

[BrobyDDark]

Otaku95 said Ya'll reading this, do me a favor and don't post a reply.

[Gwazi Magnum]

[mdk]

[Jurassic Weeb]

Thank you for being assholes.

[Gwazi Magnum]

[Kaga]

Otaku95 said
Thank you for being assholes.

To be fair, I probably wouldn't have commented at all if that last sentence hadn't thrown me off and made me wonder why you posted it if you didn't want anyone to comment in the first place, and then specifically mentioned that which would of course make people want to comment due to reverse psychology or w/e, thus defeating the purpose of leaving that there...

[Larfleeze]

Otaku95 said
Ya'll reading this, do me a favor and don't post a reply.

[Mr_pink]

Otaku95 said Ya'll reading this, do me a favor and don't post a reply.

[mdk]

Otaku95 said

I'd like to buy an A

[Drakel]

[Lillian Thorne]

Kaga said
To be fair, I probably wouldn't have commented at all if that last sentence hadn't thrown me off and made me wonder why you posted it if you didn't want anyone to comment in the first place, and then specifically mentioned that which would of course make people want to comment due to reverse psychology or w/e, thus defeating the purpose of leaving that there...

It does rather feel like a goad, doesn't it?

[stark]

Lillian Thorne said
It does rather feel like a goad, doesn't it?

That's a big yes.

[Gwazi Magnum]

[Grizzle Bear]

[Gwazi Magnum]

[Derpestein]

Okay.

...

Okay.

[Gwazi Magnum]