Seeing those scroll bars in people's signatures

really triggers my autism. Besides being ugly, when I get trapped in one while scrolling down a page I want to rip my dick off.

Well, I guess you'd better keep lots of bandages handy.

Genital mutilation is never the answer.

Rip your dick off? Why not just call [this](http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/) woman. Seems like she knows what she's doing.

> Genital mutilation is never the answer. its always the answer

> > Genital mutilation is never the answer. > > its always the answer *it's

> Rip your dick off? Why not just call [this](http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/) woman. > Seems like she knows what she's doing. She used scissors, not her hands.

I recently opened up someone's edit-profile page to comment out their 4k resolution naruto wallpaper sig. Made me chuckle that he had `hide_sigs` toggled on.

> I recently opened up someone's edit-profile page to comment out their 4k resolution naruto wallpaper sig. > > Made me chuckle that he had `hide_sigs` toggled on. kek

Settle your jimmies.

Seeing those scroll bars in people's signatures

Awson Waiting & Waiting

Holmishire Ghost with no home.

The Nexerus Sui generis

stark snarky genius

Teoinsanity Lost on Jeopardy

mdk 3/4

BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

Mahz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hank Dionysian Mystery

Dinh AaronMk my beloved (french coded)