Genuine Question

[Larfleeze]

Why do Pirates commit Piracy but Privateers aren't paid to do Privacy?

[Derpestein]

Privateers were pretty much fancier, officially paid pirates. So they wouldn't get paid for PRIVACY, they'd be paid for piracy. Suck on that, pirates! TL;DR YOU ARE A PRIVATEER!

[Larfleeze]

Privateers were pretty much fancier, officially paid pirates. So they wouldn't get paid for PRIVACY, they'd be paid for piracy. Suck on that, pirates! TL;DR YOU ARE A PRIVATEER!

@Derpestein

>not linking the superior Alestorm cover

[aza]

bECAUSE FUCK YOURSELF THATS WHY

[Awson]

bECAUSE FUCK YOURSELF THATS WHY

@Azarthes

What are you gonna do for your 2000th post?

[Derpestein]

Privateers were pretty much fancier, officially paid pirates. So they wouldn't get paid for PRIVACY, they'd be paid for piracy. Suck on that, pirates! TL;DR YOU ARE A PRIVATEER!

@Derpestein

>not linking the superior Alestorm cover

@Larfleeze

I am enlightened. Thank you.

[Gwazi Magnum]

Pirates for hire? o.O That's just an odd concept to wrap my head around.

[Larfleeze]

Pirates for hire? o.O That's just an odd concept to wrap my head around.

@Gwazi Magnum

One country hires sailors to plunder ships belonging to an enemy country, it's not that hard to understand.

[Joegreenbeen]

Pirates for hire? o.O That's just an odd concept to wrap my head around.

@Gwazi Magnum

One country hires sailors to plunder ships belonging to an enemy country, it's not that hard to understand.

@Larfleeze

Best role in pirate games.

[Gwazi Magnum]

One country hires sailors to plunder ships belonging to an enemy country, it's not that hard to understand.

@Larfleeze

Yar me matey! Free on the open sea we are! Working for thee government!

[Drakel]

One country hires sailors to plunder ships belonging to an enemy country, it's not that hard to understand.

@Larfleeze

Yar me matey! Free on the open sea we are! Working for thee government!

@Gwazi Magnum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A19q7rysLs

[Gwazi Magnum]

We are all pirates

[KeysOfKayes]

Because English is a terrible language that's always missing out on beautiful pun opportunities.