Self Deprecation

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

My life is dumber than German porn.

[Gwazi Magnum]

German Porn? Or German Dungeon Porn?

[Vortex]

German Porn? Or German Dungeon Porn? Or German Dungeon Animal Porn?

[Keyguyperson]

My mind is like the sun. It takes eight minutes of waiting for it to do any good.

[Teoinsanity]

I am a sorry excuse of a douche ,dirty fighter ,and all around jerk

[Doivid]

I am a person who has opened this thread.

[Larfleeze]

I pirate and upload comics on Imgur and I don't feel guilty about it, even when people send messages to me telling me how much of a dick I am...