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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Antarctic Termite
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I sacrificed my ability to masturbate for the gift of shooting semen from my eyes at will
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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Why.

Why would you do that.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Hank
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Why.

Why would you do that.


To shoot semen from his eyes at will.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Keyguyperson
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To shoot semen from his eyes at will.


But...

Wouldn't that hurt?

Like, a lot?
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But...

Wouldn't that hurt?

Like, a lot?


Does crying hurt?
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
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Does crying hurt?


Only on the inside ;-; D: :( :c
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Does crying hurt?


Your eyes are meant to cry. They are not meant to ejaculate.
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Does crying hurt?


I would think cum is thicker than tears tho.

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