I could be a millionaire right now

[Marik]

When my grandfather was younger, he had the chance to invest in a business that was attempting to sell bottled water. He didn’t because he said “People buying water? That’s stupid! Why would they buy something that you can get for free?”

The moral of the story is if you ever meet a man who’s starting a business that sells canned air, jump on that shit because people are dumb and you’ll get rich off their stupidity.

[Sana]

rip millionaire marik

[TP]

marik's face when

[Dinh AaronMk]

Well, you can always sue McDonalds after you burn yourself on something.

[KnightShade]

My Granddad nearly went in to professional football (soccer, whatever) but a job in demolition would actually put food on the table. Time is weird.

[Vilageidiotx]

My Granddad nearly went in to professional football.

@KnightShade

...but he didn't want to spend his life being kicked around.

[KnightShade]

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

...but he didn't want to spend his life being kicked around.

@Vilageidiotx

I feel that, maybe, somewhere along the line the world's greatest practical joke was played on you. As a kid, where you like "What are you guys playing?" And the other kids say football, and sort of grin maliciously at each other, and say "Do you want to play?" And this raises questions. What's the title of the guy who's role is to be kicked around the field? Does he get any padding above the usual? Have they ever gone so far as to stage a professional match for you? Do you have a fake Superbowl?

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

I feel that, maybe, somewhere along the line the world's greatest practical joke was played on you. As a kid, where you like "What are you guys playing?" And the other kids say football, and sort of grin maliciously at each other, and say "Do you want to play?" And this raises questions. What's the title of the guy who's role is to be kicked around the field? Does he get any padding above the usual? Have they ever gone so far as to stage a professional match for you? Do you have a fake Superbowl?

@KnightShade

If somebody can run me across a field and toss me over a goal post, everything everywhere will be alright forever.

[KnightShade]

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

If somebody can run me across a field and toss me over a goal post, everything everywhere will be alright forever.

@Vilageidiotx

I'll run you across a field, but I'm not tossing you over anything.

[aza]

rekt

[Vilageidiotx]

I think my feeling is hurt now.

[Larfleeze]

I think my feeling is hurt now.

@Vilageidiotx

Don't worry, m'am, I'm a doctor.
I know stuff.