Scenario for spam

[Ubermensch]

You see someone heavily armed, armored, and coked up in your vicinity. What do you do and why?

[Larfleeze]

Steal their seed for the ritual.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Show them my sick shreds.

[BrobyDDark]

Push them over and steal their guns. What are they gonna do about it? Shoot me? Hahaha. They're too high to shoot.

[Vilageidiotx]

I call a variety of cops, because I am a responsible human being with responsibilities.

[Halo]

Ask if they're selling, because I'm edgy and hardcore like that.

[Joegreenbeen]

Run away screaming like a girl. I, mean kick his but and preform a citizen arrest like a man. (Or a male teen?)

[BrobyDDark]

I call a variety of cops, because I am a responsible human being with responsibilities.

@Vilageidiotx

Bullshit.

[stark]

I'd sic @Hank on 'em. Just because.

[Hank]

I'd sic @Hank on 'em. Just because.

@Sherlock Holmes

As long as I get coke too, otherwise it's not fair.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Tell him my undertaker joke, probably.

[chzyhndx]

Eh, business as usual.

[Keyguyperson]

Hide and scream, thus giving away my position.

[Antarctic Termite]

"Hello sir, would you like to hear the good news of our lord and saviour Jesus?"