dreams

[mdk]

I just had a dream with a pop-up ad. Like, "You've won a new car!" but in dream form. After like a few seconds I realized it was bullshit and thought my way out of the dream. Felt like an episode of Rick and Morty.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Lately I've been having dreams where I consume an unhealthy amount of dessert. Once it was a whole gallon of ice cream, another time it was like a bushel of snickerdoodles. Man those were good dreams.

[KnightShade]

I just had a dream with a pop-up ad. Like, "You've won a new car!" but in dream form. After like a few seconds I realized it was bullshit and thought my way out of the dream. Felt like an episode of Rick and Morty.

@mdk

Dream advertising; it's not a violation of human rights if you can dream an unsubscribe, or opt out, button.

[Joegreenbeen]

This last week while I was sick and sleeping alot, most, not all, of my dreams had to do with school. In all of them I was having trouble opening my eyes, not that I was falling asleep, it was just really hard to keep my eyes open.

[scribz]

Rick and Morty.

@mdk

aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Vilageidiotx]

I remember that episode of Futurama.

[Keyguyperson]

The last dream I vividly remember having was a sci-fi epic that probably had something to do with time travel. Exactly two minutes of it took place at a swim meet, and the rest was set in a post-apocalyptic London. There was this spaceship captain there who bears a striking resemblance to literally every female character I have ever described ever.

Seriously.

I think I subconsciously based all of them off of her.

[Loud Angry Dead]

[WilsonTurner]

My Recurrent Dream

My house is an L-shape, with the left side of the L facing South. The front porch is on the inside of the L, between the Southern part and the Eastern part. We have a pool just ten yards from the Western point of our house, and on the South side of our house, there is a large hill that extends straight East and West. For West-side, it curves around North and back around East, forming a valley that we sit halfway up from. Straight West of our house is a sort-of flat area, that's hilly but doesn't all slope in one direction like the rest of the valley.

I'm struggling up my front porch's steps, trying to get inside. They're actually unusually small steps, which I can easily take two or three at a time, but in this dream, each step feels like a mountain I must climb. I look to the my left- the wall of the western side of the eastern part of my house. I look right, and see the northern side of the South part of the house, and farther away, our pool, and in the distance, all the hills seem to curve into one, forming a single large hill that slopes gently down into an incline, before coming right back up to the grassy area around our pool.

At the top of this hill stands a T-Rex. It opens it mouths; it roars, but I hear nothing. I feel horribly scared, trembling, as if it actually had roared, and I rush even faster up my mountainous 6-inch steps. The T-Rex, out of the corner of my eye, starts stomping towards me, its footsteps clearly audible as they shake the ground like an earthquake.

The steps are endless; surely I will die. I feel as if my heart will burst, and finally! I am at my door. I throw open the glass door, and push past the thicker wooden door just beyond, and slam them both closed. I rush up the stairs- for I am on a landing, halfway between the upper story of the 2-story house, and the lower story of the 2-story house, and head up to the "Upstairs." I rush from room to room, trying to find a room that doesn't have a window- because every time I walk into a room, I feel the quakes, the rumbling growls of the T-Rex, and I see its skin move before the window. I always escape the room before its eye looks through the clear glass, but I always know where he is, what's he's seeing, what I'd see if I peeked.

And finally, the T-Rex roars, and it feels like I'm breaking and the house is breaking and the T-Rex is breaking, and everything falls to pieces in a dizzying blur of nothing, as I fall into an even deeper, undisturbed sleep.

And then an indefinite time later, I awake.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

<Snipped quote by mdk>

aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@scribz

Macarena

[BrobyDDark]

About a year ago I had a dream that I had died and gone to heaven, only to discover that it was boring. So, I tried to break out and I was sent to purgatory, which was just a room and four statues made of people. I got turned into a statue, but I found out I could break away and move and also eat the room because it was made of cake. I ate all of it and me and these other three people were turned back into humans and sent back to Earth. That's where it ended.

[WilsonTurner]

@BrobyDDark
What kind of cake?

[BrobyDDark]

@BrobyDDark
What kind of cake?

@WilsonTurner

Angel Food

[WilsonTurner]