Because people loved it when I did this on old guild. First Creepypasta post will be next post.
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natsumehack
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Tags: Blind,Minecraft,Videogame.
The Secret of Minecraft
Original page: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Secret_of_Minecraft
Find a lava pool at the bottom of a plot of land and jump in while wearing full diamond armor.Why? Do I need to at the bottom of a plot of land, and wouldn't that mean I am really stupid, or really bored to be following the deadly advice from some random person on the internet? After that, sink until your hearts are half depleted. Wait Wait wait wait, why in the hell would anyone not found this before, and be well documented? I am sure anyone reading this would be able to point out how accidents happen, and if this was really true, then this would be well know. I have played mine craft before, and i can tell you i have accidentally fallen into lava that far down, and had trouble getting out. You will suddenly fall into a room of pure obsidian. There, you will meet someone called the Gatekeeper.I have always wanted to meet Zuul, and kick that demons ass, Gatekeeper, meet the keymaster. After you kill him, the eastern wall will fall away to reveal a hall of pure diamond blocksWhy is this a secret again? I am more then sure still that people would have know about this long ago. . After walking for about a minute or so, you will enter a gigantic cavern of Glowstone.Oh perfect we are in hell, that what you get for following creepypasta.
There you will meet the final bossEnder dragon?: a creature so otherworldly that it cannot be described in normal wordsIt's a dragon you meet in the end, nothing I can't describe there.. If you manage to kill him, a door will appear opposite the hall of diamond. It leads to the opposite of the NetherSo ender world then?... but after entering you'll find it is only much, much worse. Here, the true game of Minecraft beginsEndermen are not really that bad, sure annoying but not really too bad..
Once you enter this land, all you will see is a floor of a glass-like block, only it emits a faint lightSo like a glowstone but glass. . You can see that the sky is dark, but it too has a faint glow. As far as you can see, even at full render, there is nothing but this glowing dark sky and glowing pale floor. Then, you suddenly realize that a strange noise is soundingThe sound of people, getting up and walking away., one that must have gone unnoticed as it hadn't stopped since you entered this worldYeah right, I almost did it after the first paragraph.. It sounds familiar, but you know without a single second guess that you have never heard it before, and you feel you will hear nothing butAs countless people who thought this might be good grow disappointed and leave.. The glow becomes darker,
As the nonexistent sun starts to set, this strange noise gets more poignant. Almost shrill, almost extrasensory in its depth.
Stars begin to appear in the sky, but they are not the typical square blocks that populate Minecraft so thickly. Instead, they are perfect spheres. They seem to have a resolution so high that it seems they are created by some sort of godHYPER REALISTIC STARS! Yes I am counting this despite it not using the words. It did use a off shoot that implied it so yeah, HYPER REALISTIC STARS! .
They started to sway through the sky in rhythm of the blank noise - rising and falling. At this point my game started to lagwait wait wait you just jumped to first person...why? It's almost like this is a completely different CP at this point switching to first person to tell it like a haunted game., unable to render this dance of perfection.
I tried to turn down my render distance, but at the first touch of the button, my screen was filled with otherworldly faces - pale gray contorting faces against an opaque white fogwut..
They changed with each frame, which at the point was at approx. 1 per second. I couldn't figure out what was happening, so I opened task manager and shut down minecraft.exe*cough* likely the title the person writing this wanted to use at first.*cough*.
When I restarted my game minutes later, the Minecraft message in the home screen read, "Don’t you ever, ever stop the cloud."I would normally say how stupid it sounds, but creator of miencraft, does have changing messages, and if this was real might add something like that, I would let it pass. The yellow letters crept up until almost the entire window was filled, but I still managed to make it to the world selection.
To my surprise the world was only .5 Mb large. Once I clicked it, over a minute of loading screens popped up, but they all read, "loading the cloud," or, "rendering the cloud."SOUL CLOUD!Oh looks like the main character name is Madison then.
When this otherworldly place finally loaded, it was again this supposed night time of dancing circles and shrill noise. I decided to explore. As I walked, nothing changed. For over 20 minutes, I just held down the w key and watched as nothing changed except the lightly-luminescent floor. I failed to notice the most gradual change of allYou began to slowly see why writing this is a bad idea, and how you should scrap it and try something different? .
The sound had been slowly became melodic, or should say, unmelodic. I’ve often read about the tritone, the "devils note," the main basis of all the metal music I listen to, but this was different. I could feel my nerves tingling as it played. Before I could even think about what the fuck kind of music this wasDAMN YOU INDUSTRIAL AND THAT SONG SLUG BAIT! , I saw a cloud in the distance. As I walked it grew larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger.That got to be one giant fucking cloud, or you just found copy and paste.
Remembering that this wall of cloud was what had frozen my game before, I expected the same strangely detailed grinning faces that had covered my screen, but once I was right up against it all I saw was the same block formations that Notch called facesSo heads? Heads of things eh? OH I AM SO SCARED LISTEN TO ME YELL OUT HOW SCARED HEADS MAKES ME!... I am not fooling anyone am I?.
I saw the faces of skeletons and zombies and creepersWoah Woah Woah, who the hell got close enough to a creepy to cut it's head off in one strike with out it starting to explode. Fucking creepers. Really fucking hate them. . Even though they had the resolution of many years gone by, they seemed to portray an emotion...heh...heh okay okay Just put down your hands, imaging these heads having emotes is just funny, OH NO HEADS WITH EMOTIONS HOW SUPER DUPER SCARY! . I could see tears fall from them, as small as a single pixel; they trickled from these blocky facesReally stop writer this is far more funny then it should be for some reason. You better at comedy then CP..
It reminded me of the mausoleum where my aunt was buriedGood job notch...I guess? .
I decided to do what they game is meant for: I chipped away at the face of a creeper. I had no pick, no shovel, no axe - in fact, my entire inventory had been lost. I didn't know why, but it seemed that I was too far into a mystery to turn backAnd as you just pointed out a paragraph or three ago, exiting doesn't get you out. .
As I picked away, the face shed more tearsYes crying heads, keep picking away, maybe, just maybe you wont be called a monster. . The godlike stars still fell and rose to the haunting demonic music. That’s when I broke through and a vast explosion of raping fire spewed from the opening.
I backed away as fast as I could, expecting to die, but I had a full health bar; in fact, the fire had done nothing to me. I stepped nearer, nothing. I stepped into the fires, a sound unusually realistic resonatedHYPER REALISTIC SOUNDS MY FAVORITE SOUNDS! , and I knew my flesh was burningwoah woah woah, you just said the fire wasn't hurting you, so why would it be burning your avatar's flesh . It made no difference, my health was fineSo it was completely pointless to point out then eh?, so I stepped into a 1x2 hall that housed the flame.
I walked down this hall, only seeing the flame and hearing the sound of my flesh burningMore flesh burning., more me pointing out for stupid this sounds.. Then a voice arose, it was deep, it was the sound that the demonic gods of our dreams seem to speak inSo it speaks in riddles, and gurgles? Or is that just me?. It said:
"THIS IS YOUR SCOURGE. THIS IS YOUR PASSION. THIS IS THE PURIFICATION." When the last resounding syllable sounded, I walked into a vast hall. It was like the Nether, but it was more beautiful, almost dystopian. Fire still burned, lava still fell, but in cascading geometric shapes that seemed to complete the world. I saw other people too, the same low definition versions of myself that I had not seen in so longOh maybe we get more sensible people, maybe.
But I also saw horrors: Creepers, Zombies, and Skeletons - all chained, all in bondage. Weeping, crying, being tortured for funReally more about this, you kind of feel the writer really hated those monsters..
I saw them tied to a table, their entrails being torn out with picks as the people laughed. Their hissing and growls were now replaced by terrified shrieks and cries. All the spilled blood could be seen so clearly; it was like watching it flow from my own facewut. Watching it flow from my own face? I will say it again. Wut. . I could see the anatomy of these creatures as clearly as they would have been in some grotesque biology textbookHYPER REALISTIC ORGANS.. from monsters? .
A human looked over to me, walked away from the zombie he was bludgeoning, looked me in the eyes, and said, "Prepare for your Hell, fuckerOh Hey look, this is every xbox live conversation I have ever had. Boy Xbox live is sure a horrible place. ."
He hit me and my hearts fell, I ran, not knowing why I was the enemy. I ran as he chased me, chanting, "Your Hell is the prison of our kind. Prepare to taste the pain that you have given our brethrenMinecrafte players new tactics to grief have gotten quite bizarre lately. ."
As I ran, the haunting music still played. But I could hear myself, not the sound of my burning flesh, not my heavy breath. But I heard myself hissNO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS! and then john was a creeper!.
I ran and ran and ran as the chants chased me...until they faded away. I was in a small room - fire outside illuminated it - but it was still filled with a dense darkness. I heard the same demonic voice say,
"YOU HAVE BECOME YOURSELF. YOUR DISGUISE OF HUMANITIES SKIN HAS BURNED AWAY! YOU ARE NOW PURE OF BODY AND OF SOUL! GO FREE YOUR PEOPLE AND UNMASK THE HELLISH FIGURES THAT CAPTIVATE THEM!"
Not knowing what to do I, turned around. A creeper was staring right the fuck in my eyesI need to say fuck so all you know I really mean it, when i was emoting that. . I tried to run but only ran into the other side of the small room. Going back, I had seen a mirror.
I looked in the mirror; the image of a disgusting writhing creeper looked in my eyes. I realized I no more hearts.Looks like he accidentally his hearts. Not that they were empty, they were gone. I walked into the fire outside and only my hissing vocalizations were heard. A mob of humans came after me, chanting the forbidding chantChanting the forbidding chant? . Backwards, forwards, in latin, growling, screaming wailing, they chanted, "Vox es mundi, inferno captivare I guess this is that one dead language but i could be wrong. "
I tried to run, but I was frozen. As they surrounded me, I hissed. I wailed, shrieked. The screen became perfectly detailed, as if it mirrored the worldOF MINECRAFT! *dun dun dun sound cue*. The music grew louder, as did everything; my ears rang from the barrage of senses. Then I explodedoh well no one cared about him anyway..
I the creeper, I the monster, I the terror, I the murderer. I sacrificed my wretched self for my similarly wretched comrades. The thing I used to fear I had become. The thing I used to be, I crushedOH GOD HUMANS ARE THE MONSTERS! HOW HORRIBLE! As I pointed out completely different CP then the beginning paragraphs. .
I had become the saviour of the deadly walking terrors that plagued the worldNo No you have not, you are just a fucking creeper, stop pretending to be creeper Jesus.. My world, the hell of my former kind, the Earth, the captivating prison that entertains us with its seemingly endless landscapeThat sounds a lot like minecraft..
Released from the Hell, I finally reached my true form: the monster, the thing that chases the prisoners from their gilded cell. The saviour.
The screen was blank. All I heard was the hissing and growling of the terrors. I understood what they said. They worshipped me. The sound continued. It grew louder until my speaker buzzed and my ears rang. I tried to turn it off, but nothing happened. I cowered, I cried, I fell in the cornerOne does not simply keep there sanity when becoming creeper Jesus..
All I could do was contemplate what this meant. I felt as if I was the one who was trapped in this earthly cage. I thought about suicide, finding this other world of terrors, but it quickly passedTeens, and there suicide problems, oh well..
I gathered myself, touched the computer, and continued with my life, the hissing and shrieking still sounding. Even as I write this, I feel my praise, coming from our grotesque dungeon mastersLooks like the writer was rolling a lot of 1's on there writing skill checks. .
What I learned:
Humans are creepers.
Minecraft clearly has secrets know one knows about.
I think switching to first person at some point in the creepypasta is always a great idea.
Creeper Jesus has blow himself up for your sins.
minecraft has deep emotional problems.
Minecraft is hell for creepers.
ender dragon appears after you kill the gate keeper.
Counts/ratings.
Hyper Realistic count: 3
Inventory space taken: 64
Things not in the game: 16 things.
Scary rating:2/10
Possibility of happening:1/10 <--- 1 is only for the message changing.
Fun:6/10
nightmares:1/10
That's it's for now.
Tags: Blind,Minecraft,Videogame.
The Secret of Minecraft
Original page: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Secret_of_Minecraft
Find a lava pool at the bottom of a plot of land and jump in while wearing full diamond armor.Why? Do I need to at the bottom of a plot of land, and wouldn't that mean I am really stupid, or really bored to be following the deadly advice from some random person on the internet? After that, sink until your hearts are half depleted. Wait Wait wait wait, why in the hell would anyone not found this before, and be well documented? I am sure anyone reading this would be able to point out how accidents happen, and if this was really true, then this would be well know. I have played mine craft before, and i can tell you i have accidentally fallen into lava that far down, and had trouble getting out. You will suddenly fall into a room of pure obsidian. There, you will meet someone called the Gatekeeper.I have always wanted to meet Zuul, and kick that demons ass, Gatekeeper, meet the keymaster. After you kill him, the eastern wall will fall away to reveal a hall of pure diamond blocksWhy is this a secret again? I am more then sure still that people would have know about this long ago. . After walking for about a minute or so, you will enter a gigantic cavern of Glowstone.Oh perfect we are in hell, that what you get for following creepypasta.
There you will meet the final bossEnder dragon?: a creature so otherworldly that it cannot be described in normal wordsIt's a dragon you meet in the end, nothing I can't describe there.. If you manage to kill him, a door will appear opposite the hall of diamond. It leads to the opposite of the NetherSo ender world then?... but after entering you'll find it is only much, much worse. Here, the true game of Minecraft beginsEndermen are not really that bad, sure annoying but not really too bad..
Once you enter this land, all you will see is a floor of a glass-like block, only it emits a faint lightSo like a glowstone but glass. . You can see that the sky is dark, but it too has a faint glow. As far as you can see, even at full render, there is nothing but this glowing dark sky and glowing pale floor. Then, you suddenly realize that a strange noise is soundingThe sound of people, getting up and walking away., one that must have gone unnoticed as it hadn't stopped since you entered this worldYeah right, I almost did it after the first paragraph.. It sounds familiar, but you know without a single second guess that you have never heard it before, and you feel you will hear nothing butAs countless people who thought this might be good grow disappointed and leave.. The glow becomes darker,
As the nonexistent sun starts to set, this strange noise gets more poignant. Almost shrill, almost extrasensory in its depth.
Stars begin to appear in the sky, but they are not the typical square blocks that populate Minecraft so thickly. Instead, they are perfect spheres. They seem to have a resolution so high that it seems they are created by some sort of godHYPER REALISTIC STARS! Yes I am counting this despite it not using the words. It did use a off shoot that implied it so yeah, HYPER REALISTIC STARS! .
They started to sway through the sky in rhythm of the blank noise - rising and falling. At this point my game started to lagwait wait wait you just jumped to first person...why? It's almost like this is a completely different CP at this point switching to first person to tell it like a haunted game., unable to render this dance of perfection.
I tried to turn down my render distance, but at the first touch of the button, my screen was filled with otherworldly faces - pale gray contorting faces against an opaque white fogwut..
They changed with each frame, which at the point was at approx. 1 per second. I couldn't figure out what was happening, so I opened task manager and shut down minecraft.exe*cough* likely the title the person writing this wanted to use at first.*cough*.
When I restarted my game minutes later, the Minecraft message in the home screen read, "Don’t you ever, ever stop the cloud."I would normally say how stupid it sounds, but creator of miencraft, does have changing messages, and if this was real might add something like that, I would let it pass. The yellow letters crept up until almost the entire window was filled, but I still managed to make it to the world selection.
To my surprise the world was only .5 Mb large. Once I clicked it, over a minute of loading screens popped up, but they all read, "loading the cloud," or, "rendering the cloud."SOUL CLOUD!Oh looks like the main character name is Madison then.
When this otherworldly place finally loaded, it was again this supposed night time of dancing circles and shrill noise. I decided to explore. As I walked, nothing changed. For over 20 minutes, I just held down the w key and watched as nothing changed except the lightly-luminescent floor. I failed to notice the most gradual change of allYou began to slowly see why writing this is a bad idea, and how you should scrap it and try something different? .
The sound had been slowly became melodic, or should say, unmelodic. I’ve often read about the tritone, the "devils note," the main basis of all the metal music I listen to, but this was different. I could feel my nerves tingling as it played. Before I could even think about what the fuck kind of music this wasDAMN YOU INDUSTRIAL AND THAT SONG SLUG BAIT! , I saw a cloud in the distance. As I walked it grew larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger... and larger.That got to be one giant fucking cloud, or you just found copy and paste.
Remembering that this wall of cloud was what had frozen my game before, I expected the same strangely detailed grinning faces that had covered my screen, but once I was right up against it all I saw was the same block formations that Notch called facesSo heads? Heads of things eh? OH I AM SO SCARED LISTEN TO ME YELL OUT HOW SCARED HEADS MAKES ME!... I am not fooling anyone am I?.
I saw the faces of skeletons and zombies and creepersWoah Woah Woah, who the hell got close enough to a creepy to cut it's head off in one strike with out it starting to explode. Fucking creepers. Really fucking hate them. . Even though they had the resolution of many years gone by, they seemed to portray an emotion...heh...heh okay okay Just put down your hands, imaging these heads having emotes is just funny, OH NO HEADS WITH EMOTIONS HOW SUPER DUPER SCARY! . I could see tears fall from them, as small as a single pixel; they trickled from these blocky facesReally stop writer this is far more funny then it should be for some reason. You better at comedy then CP..
It reminded me of the mausoleum where my aunt was buriedGood job notch...I guess? .
I decided to do what they game is meant for: I chipped away at the face of a creeper. I had no pick, no shovel, no axe - in fact, my entire inventory had been lost. I didn't know why, but it seemed that I was too far into a mystery to turn backAnd as you just pointed out a paragraph or three ago, exiting doesn't get you out. .
As I picked away, the face shed more tearsYes crying heads, keep picking away, maybe, just maybe you wont be called a monster. . The godlike stars still fell and rose to the haunting demonic music. That’s when I broke through and a vast explosion of raping fire spewed from the opening.
I backed away as fast as I could, expecting to die, but I had a full health bar; in fact, the fire had done nothing to me. I stepped nearer, nothing. I stepped into the fires, a sound unusually realistic resonatedHYPER REALISTIC SOUNDS MY FAVORITE SOUNDS! , and I knew my flesh was burningwoah woah woah, you just said the fire wasn't hurting you, so why would it be burning your avatar's flesh . It made no difference, my health was fineSo it was completely pointless to point out then eh?, so I stepped into a 1x2 hall that housed the flame.
I walked down this hall, only seeing the flame and hearing the sound of my flesh burningMore flesh burning., more me pointing out for stupid this sounds.. Then a voice arose, it was deep, it was the sound that the demonic gods of our dreams seem to speak inSo it speaks in riddles, and gurgles? Or is that just me?. It said:
"THIS IS YOUR SCOURGE. THIS IS YOUR PASSION. THIS IS THE PURIFICATION." When the last resounding syllable sounded, I walked into a vast hall. It was like the Nether, but it was more beautiful, almost dystopian. Fire still burned, lava still fell, but in cascading geometric shapes that seemed to complete the world. I saw other people too, the same low definition versions of myself that I had not seen in so longOh maybe we get more sensible people, maybe.
But I also saw horrors: Creepers, Zombies, and Skeletons - all chained, all in bondage. Weeping, crying, being tortured for funReally more about this, you kind of feel the writer really hated those monsters..
I saw them tied to a table, their entrails being torn out with picks as the people laughed. Their hissing and growls were now replaced by terrified shrieks and cries. All the spilled blood could be seen so clearly; it was like watching it flow from my own facewut. Watching it flow from my own face? I will say it again. Wut. . I could see the anatomy of these creatures as clearly as they would have been in some grotesque biology textbookHYPER REALISTIC ORGANS.. from monsters? .
A human looked over to me, walked away from the zombie he was bludgeoning, looked me in the eyes, and said, "Prepare for your Hell, fuckerOh Hey look, this is every xbox live conversation I have ever had. Boy Xbox live is sure a horrible place. ."
He hit me and my hearts fell, I ran, not knowing why I was the enemy. I ran as he chased me, chanting, "Your Hell is the prison of our kind. Prepare to taste the pain that you have given our brethrenMinecrafte players new tactics to grief have gotten quite bizarre lately. ."
As I ran, the haunting music still played. But I could hear myself, not the sound of my burning flesh, not my heavy breath. But I heard myself hissNO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS! and then john was a creeper!.
I ran and ran and ran as the chants chased me...until they faded away. I was in a small room - fire outside illuminated it - but it was still filled with a dense darkness. I heard the same demonic voice say,
"YOU HAVE BECOME YOURSELF. YOUR DISGUISE OF HUMANITIES SKIN HAS BURNED AWAY! YOU ARE NOW PURE OF BODY AND OF SOUL! GO FREE YOUR PEOPLE AND UNMASK THE HELLISH FIGURES THAT CAPTIVATE THEM!"
Not knowing what to do I, turned around. A creeper was staring right the fuck in my eyesI need to say fuck so all you know I really mean it, when i was emoting that. . I tried to run but only ran into the other side of the small room. Going back, I had seen a mirror.
I looked in the mirror; the image of a disgusting writhing creeper looked in my eyes. I realized I no more hearts.Looks like he accidentally his hearts. Not that they were empty, they were gone. I walked into the fire outside and only my hissing vocalizations were heard. A mob of humans came after me, chanting the forbidding chantChanting the forbidding chant? . Backwards, forwards, in latin, growling, screaming wailing, they chanted, "Vox es mundi, inferno captivare I guess this is that one dead language but i could be wrong. "
I tried to run, but I was frozen. As they surrounded me, I hissed. I wailed, shrieked. The screen became perfectly detailed, as if it mirrored the worldOF MINECRAFT! *dun dun dun sound cue*. The music grew louder, as did everything; my ears rang from the barrage of senses. Then I explodedoh well no one cared about him anyway..
I the creeper, I the monster, I the terror, I the murderer. I sacrificed my wretched self for my similarly wretched comrades. The thing I used to fear I had become. The thing I used to be, I crushedOH GOD HUMANS ARE THE MONSTERS! HOW HORRIBLE! As I pointed out completely different CP then the beginning paragraphs. .
I had become the saviour of the deadly walking terrors that plagued the worldNo No you have not, you are just a fucking creeper, stop pretending to be creeper Jesus.. My world, the hell of my former kind, the Earth, the captivating prison that entertains us with its seemingly endless landscapeThat sounds a lot like minecraft..
Released from the Hell, I finally reached my true form: the monster, the thing that chases the prisoners from their gilded cell. The saviour.
The screen was blank. All I heard was the hissing and growling of the terrors. I understood what they said. They worshipped me. The sound continued. It grew louder until my speaker buzzed and my ears rang. I tried to turn it off, but nothing happened. I cowered, I cried, I fell in the cornerOne does not simply keep there sanity when becoming creeper Jesus..
All I could do was contemplate what this meant. I felt as if I was the one who was trapped in this earthly cage. I thought about suicide, finding this other world of terrors, but it quickly passedTeens, and there suicide problems, oh well..
I gathered myself, touched the computer, and continued with my life, the hissing and shrieking still sounding. Even as I write this, I feel my praise, coming from our grotesque dungeon mastersLooks like the writer was rolling a lot of 1's on there writing skill checks. .
What I learned:
Humans are creepers.
Minecraft clearly has secrets know one knows about.
I think switching to first person at some point in the creepypasta is always a great idea.
Creeper Jesus has blow himself up for your sins.
minecraft has deep emotional problems.
Minecraft is hell for creepers.
ender dragon appears after you kill the gate keeper.
Counts/ratings.
Hyper Realistic count: 3
Inventory space taken: 64
Things not in the game: 16 things.
Scary rating:2/10
Possibility of happening:1/10 <--- 1 is only for the message changing.
Fun:6/10
nightmares:1/10
That's it's for now.
BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey
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Meh. 3/10, would not read again.
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BrobyDDark said
Meh. 3/10, would not read again.
You missed my 20 page thread of these.
I even sadly did jeff the killer.
Frizan Free From This Backwater Hellsite
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I actually dove headfirst into lava wearing full diamond armor before(I was VERY, VERY bored, and I had a lot of diamond to spare). I walked around on the bottom until I died. I found a block of diamond and some iron. Not much else.
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Proof that minecraft plus creepy pasta does not equal scary.
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Frizan said
I actually dove headfirst into lava wearing full diamond armor before(I was VERY, VERY bored, and I had a lot of diamond to spare). I walked around on the bottom until I died. I found a block of diamond and some iron. Not much else.
You obviously didn't do it right. I thought it explained that you had to sacrifice the skin of a pig and the calf of a sheep in order to get to the Gatekeeper, who you can only kill by smooth jazz and sexual innuendos.
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natsumehack said
You missed my 20 page thread of these.I even sadly did jeff the killer.
Yeah, but back then they were on actually somewhat creepy Creepypastas. Not shitty Minecraft ones.
Cpt Toellner The Hero We Deserve
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That site is just pathetic. The stuff 90% of those people post isn't even entertaining in it's horribleness.
Aragorn The Gentleman of Light
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At least it's not slenderbone
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Aragorn said
You must mean thickerman
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Tags: Stupid,Ritual,babies,blind,short.
(Note: I am useing bold this time so it's a bit easier to see.)
Baby Blue
Original: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Blue
To play "Baby Blue, Blue Baby", you have to go into the bathroom on your ownAnd say Bloody mary three times looking in the mirror?, turn off the lights and lock the doorWhy does the door need to be locked? Are blue babies scared of locked doors?. Then you stare into the mirror, hold out your arms like you are rocking a baby and repeat the words "Baby Blue, Blue Baby" 13 times without making a mistake
What happens if you make a mistake will a red baby appear? Will a member of the blue men group appear? Explain..
If you do it right, you will suddenly feel the weight of an invisible baby in your armsHow do I know this is the blue baby if it is invisible? What if it turns out to be a purple baby? If I drop the baby will it bleed? Who leaves a invisible baby in children hands who do this?. The baby will get heavier and heavier as it grows larger and largerBefore it gos off to collage knowing it wants to be a space man?. You will feel it scratching your armsWhat a asshole baby. Here I am holding it, and it has the gull to hurt me..
Before it gets too heavy, you have to quickly take the invisible baby, flush it down the toilet and run out of the bathroomwut No really did it just say, flush the baby down the toilet? WELL THAT A MIGHTY FINE WAY OF GETTING RID OF GHOST BABIES! Ghost baby haunting your room? Why just pick it up, and flush the fucker down a toilet, fuck the ghostbusters, we got toilets. . If you don't do it fast enough, a hideous woman will appear in the mirror. She will yell "Give me back my baby!Pretty fucking sure flushing it at this point will just piss her off more. GIVE ME BACK MY BABY NO DON'T FLUSH IT!" and scream loud enough to break glass. If you are still holding the baby, she will kill you.What ever, by the time that happens the baby would be so big it be crushing you, but hey over kill never hurt.
According to the legend, a group of girls found out about the blue baby story and decided to try it outWhere did they find it? Is there a rock in the wood inscribed on it with the way to summon the blue baby?. They didn't believe it would workAnd that is the first step for lots of charterers in horror to meet there fates. , so they sent their friend Laura into the bathroom on her own. She turned the lights off and closed the door behind her. Laura put out her arms and started chanting the phrase "Baby Blue, Blue Baby".
All of a sudden a baby appeared in her arms and began scratching herA invisible baby THANK YOU VERY MUCH. . Laura was scared out of her wits and had no idea what to doDear god she must not read the part about toilets being a ghost natural enemy. . She wanted to drop it and run, but was afraid of what might happen. She just stood there holding the invisible baby as it grew heavier and heavier. Suddenly, she caught a sight of something horrible in the bathroom mirror and screamed in terror.
When Laura's friends heard her screaming, they tried to open the bathroom door, but it was lockedGOOD JOB YOU KILLED HER, THANKS FOR PLAYING!. Finally, they managed to run to a friend's house to get help. When they broke open the door, they found Laura lying dead on the bathroom floor. Her eyes had been scratched outAnd had glass shards all in her, because glass exploding does that. . They couldn't move her body because something large and invisible was pinning her to the groundSo there it sat, all the way till today, pinned under a giant fat invisible baby, a bad ghost mother forgot to take back, after screaming about wanting it back. .
What I learned.
Ghosts and mirrors go together like internet and trolls.
Toilets are a ghost natural enemy.
Invisible babes are blue.
Ghosts are the fuck do they work?
Ghost babies get fat then more you hold one.
Ghost babies revert to small, and skinny size when called on by another person.
Ghost babies are just as horrible as non ghost babies.
Counts/rating.
Hyper realistic count: 0 :(
Baby count:1..2 maybe.
Stupid revengeful ghosts count: 1, 2 if you count the baby.
Amount of times to say words before something happens count : 13
scary 1/10 (maybe if you are a tiny kid it scare you.
fun 2/10 (It gets a 2 for the flushing part.)
Originality 0/10 (It combines babies which are normal for Creepy pastas, with a bloody mary clone, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!)
Chance of ever really happening. 1/10 (Sometimes satan has his stupid days.)
(Note: I am useing bold this time so it's a bit easier to see.)
Baby Blue
Original: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Blue
To play "Baby Blue, Blue Baby", you have to go into the bathroom on your ownAnd say Bloody mary three times looking in the mirror?, turn off the lights and lock the doorWhy does the door need to be locked? Are blue babies scared of locked doors?. Then you stare into the mirror, hold out your arms like you are rocking a baby and repeat the words "Baby Blue, Blue Baby" 13 times without making a mistake
What happens if you make a mistake will a red baby appear? Will a member of the blue men group appear? Explain..
If you do it right, you will suddenly feel the weight of an invisible baby in your armsHow do I know this is the blue baby if it is invisible? What if it turns out to be a purple baby? If I drop the baby will it bleed? Who leaves a invisible baby in children hands who do this?. The baby will get heavier and heavier as it grows larger and largerBefore it gos off to collage knowing it wants to be a space man?. You will feel it scratching your armsWhat a asshole baby. Here I am holding it, and it has the gull to hurt me..
Before it gets too heavy, you have to quickly take the invisible baby, flush it down the toilet and run out of the bathroomwut No really did it just say, flush the baby down the toilet? WELL THAT A MIGHTY FINE WAY OF GETTING RID OF GHOST BABIES! Ghost baby haunting your room? Why just pick it up, and flush the fucker down a toilet, fuck the ghostbusters, we got toilets. . If you don't do it fast enough, a hideous woman will appear in the mirror. She will yell "Give me back my baby!Pretty fucking sure flushing it at this point will just piss her off more. GIVE ME BACK MY BABY NO DON'T FLUSH IT!" and scream loud enough to break glass. If you are still holding the baby, she will kill you.What ever, by the time that happens the baby would be so big it be crushing you, but hey over kill never hurt.
According to the legend, a group of girls found out about the blue baby story and decided to try it outWhere did they find it? Is there a rock in the wood inscribed on it with the way to summon the blue baby?. They didn't believe it would workAnd that is the first step for lots of charterers in horror to meet there fates. , so they sent their friend Laura into the bathroom on her own. She turned the lights off and closed the door behind her. Laura put out her arms and started chanting the phrase "Baby Blue, Blue Baby".
All of a sudden a baby appeared in her arms and began scratching herA invisible baby THANK YOU VERY MUCH. . Laura was scared out of her wits and had no idea what to doDear god she must not read the part about toilets being a ghost natural enemy. . She wanted to drop it and run, but was afraid of what might happen. She just stood there holding the invisible baby as it grew heavier and heavier. Suddenly, she caught a sight of something horrible in the bathroom mirror and screamed in terror.
When Laura's friends heard her screaming, they tried to open the bathroom door, but it was lockedGOOD JOB YOU KILLED HER, THANKS FOR PLAYING!. Finally, they managed to run to a friend's house to get help. When they broke open the door, they found Laura lying dead on the bathroom floor. Her eyes had been scratched outAnd had glass shards all in her, because glass exploding does that. . They couldn't move her body because something large and invisible was pinning her to the groundSo there it sat, all the way till today, pinned under a giant fat invisible baby, a bad ghost mother forgot to take back, after screaming about wanting it back. .
What I learned.
Ghosts and mirrors go together like internet and trolls.
Toilets are a ghost natural enemy.
Invisible babes are blue.
Ghosts are the fuck do they work?
Ghost babies get fat then more you hold one.
Ghost babies revert to small, and skinny size when called on by another person.
Ghost babies are just as horrible as non ghost babies.
Counts/rating.
Hyper realistic count: 0 :(
Baby count:1..2 maybe.
Stupid revengeful ghosts count: 1, 2 if you count the baby.
Amount of times to say words before something happens count : 13
scary 1/10 (maybe if you are a tiny kid it scare you.
fun 2/10 (It gets a 2 for the flushing part.)
Originality 0/10 (It combines babies which are normal for Creepy pastas, with a bloody mary clone, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!)
Chance of ever really happening. 1/10 (Sometimes satan has his stupid days.)
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You should have used baby blue font, opportunity missed.
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idlehands said
You should have used baby blue font, opportunity missed.
How to font on new fourm?
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No idea. But I'll say this, some of those images in your sig are a hell of a lot stranger and scarier than any creepypasta.
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idlehands said
No idea. But I'll say this, some of those images in your sig are a hell of a lot stranger and scarier than any creepypasta.
Then I know I am doing good.
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I wanted to post another one,but it was so stupid, trying to write something funny about it was too hard for me.
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