What has become of me..?

[The Mad Hatter]

I remember a time, long ago, before the crash and back when I had my old username... People knew who I was and I was a frequent spammer. Now, here I am, six years later. I barely spam anymore and use most of my time doing productive things, such as making money to provide for my family, keeping my house clean and neat and cooking savory, nutrient meals. I sleep at night and do the things that need to be done during the daytime and I go to bed at a reasonable hour; sometimes I even go to bed early.

Could it have happened, Spam? Could I have actually grown up?

What has become of me? And what shall become of me in the future?

[gorgenmast]

Git gud or git out da way

[aza]

I remember a time, long ago, before the crash and back when I had my old username... People knew who I was and I was a frequent spammer. Now, here I am, six years later. I barely spam anymore and use most of my time doing productive things, such as making money to provide for my family, keeping my house clean and neat and cooking savory, nutrient meals. I sleep at night and do the things that need to be done during the daytime and I go to bed at a reasonable hour; sometimes I even go to bed early.

Could it have happened, Spam? Could I have actually grown up?

What has become of me? And what shall become of me in the future?

@The Mad Hatter

Nope
Nothing
Dead

[Halo]

Congrats on being an actual human instead of a useless, empty drain on society like me
:D

[aza]

Congrats on being an actual human instead of a useless, empty drain on society like me
:D

@Halo

I'll fill you up bby

Buck up, friend, you're impeccable

[Halo]

<Snipped quote by Halo>

I'll fill you up bby

Buck up, friend, you're impeccable

@Azarthes

already trying to cheat on Awson, huh

I know I am <3 I just recognise that at this point in my life, I am technically a parasite on the economy. Five years down the line and that'll all be different.

[The Mad Hatter]

Congrats on being an actual human instead of a useless, empty drain on society like me
:D

@Halo

Better to be an empty drain than a clogged one

[Vilageidiotx]

I've always wanted to drain society.

[Halo]

<Snipped quote by Halo>

Better to be an empty drain than a clogged one

@The Mad Hatter

The irony being that I have a horrific cold right now, so I am actually very clogged up.

I'm a clogged fucking drain. Brb, having existential crisis

[Antarctic Termite]

cooking savory, nutrient meals.

@The Mad Hatter

...Nutritious. Looks like you might've traded a little piece of your writer's touch for being a productive adult.

Fair call, to be honest.

[The Mad Hatter]

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...Nutritious. Looks like you might've traded a little piece of your writer's touch for being a productive adult.

Fair call, to be honest.

@Antarctic Termite

Probably. I could blame it on nationality, since my people are famous for being absolutely idiotic. I try to live by those stereotypes the best I can.

[Makky]

Don't have enough 30seconds to upvote every post on this thread dammit.