Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!

[ImportantNobody]

It's the month of Halloween, so that means it's time for the first annual "Complete a Crappypasta together before it turns into My Little Pony fan fiction!" event! The rules are simple:

1. We must get a completed story by midnight on Halloween

2. We each post one small portion at a time, from one letter to one paragraph.

3. If someone makes the story turn into My Little Pony fan fiction then we must start over. Otherwise we can ignore the spam if desired to keep going.

4. The story must be first person or it doesn't count.

I shall start things off. I see no way things can go wrong with this.

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It was a dark and stormy night. However, I heard a weird, creepy galloping outside my window, ringing out on the cobblestone in the midst of the ferocious thunderstorm. That was odd. Who would be riding a horse around midnight in the rain? With a shaking hand, I reach for the curtain next to my bedside and slide it open to investigate just as the sound got closer and closer to my house.

[TheMadAsshatter]

As I peered out of the window I saw a plain old horse, but no one riding it, but at the same time the reigns were being lifted by some invisible rider. I was beguiled at the sight, and was suddenly torn between dread and an odd curiosity. It was probably an outrageously stupid idea, but I decided to grab my lantern and further investigate this unusual occurrence.

[Dinh AaronMk]

And there I saw Anon with Twilight Sparkle.

[TheMadAsshatter]

"God dammit" I said. "Not this shit again."

[Vilageidiotx]

"Twilight Sparkle was the name of a brostitute on the corner of Independence Avenue and Prospect. He had a bloody video game cartridge"

[ImportantNobody]

I placed the video game into the system but a blood explosion shot out of it, covering me with so much blood you wouldn't even believe it. But that wasn't the scary part. The television also began to show blood dripping down the screen and an evil witch-like cackling could be heard.

[Dinh AaronMk]

In horror I watched as the screen distorted, filling with static. With enraptured terror the television glowed and began to sing with a terrifying static rain. Hurriedly, I dashed to the wall and unplugged the TV set. As the chord came out from the wall hyper-realstic blood began spewing from the wall. But that was no matter and not the issue at hand: because the TV did not shut off.

As if it were plugged back in, the TV continued to glow and fill the room with its static snarl as if filled with a million bees. I could almost hear the famous Nic Cage meme as I went to the door. But something froze me as I reached for the door. Almost as if something had put a long tongue into my anus.

"HI OP!" I heard a voice declare cheerily from the TV set.

I turned in horror to behold what had happened. Floating as if by strings my SNES set hovered above the floor as from behind it a pair of large bright eyes looked happily out at me. They were large, dish-panned. The iris a ring of vibrant purple with pupils opened wide in jubilation. Floating in a sea of happy pink and a candy-maned smiling horse looked at me with the up-most cheer.

"HI, I'M CADENCE!" the television blasted with a voice of rainbows and crystal. I fell to my knees screaming in pain. My knees splashed in the puddle of hyper-realistic blood that was not flowing from everything.

"OH DON'T MIND THAT, THAT'S JUST THIS PAST MILLENIUM'S PERIOD!" the candy-colored pony said giggling, "I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN SINCE SHINING DIED. WANNA GO OUT? JUST BEND OVER!"

Her face disappeared from the screen, replaced only by a black screen with to options

>Yes
>No (you disgusting monster)

[Nerevarine]

and then a skeleton popped out of the tv

[Dinh AaronMk]

and then a skeleton popped out of the tv

@Nerevarine

Booo

[Vilageidiotx]

But the Pony wasn't a Pony at all. It was an illusion cast by Luigi, who was haunting me with so much blood that I was blood-spooked. "Blood" I heard myself say. I was under some sort of hypnotrance, like the type of trance that the hypnotoad meme might have made if it were true. Luigi was hypnoing me with all of his voice and all of his blood, and I was so afraid but I was also in a hypnotance too.

[TheMadAsshatter]

But then I realized that I couldn't possibly be in a hypnotrance, because if you're in a hypnotrance there's no way of being aware of it. What a stupid idea! I wiped a bead of sweat off of my brow as I calmed down a bit. The TV had calmed down also, but I still had blood all over me. I figured some bleach and acid would properly cleanse me, but then I realized that in that sense cleanse would also mean sterilize, dehydrate, and effectively kill me. So I went with the much smarter option and took a shower with soap and shampoo.

Unfortunately, the shower was running blood.

[Dinh AaronMk]

The horror had yet to end though as I entered the shower and let the blood wash over me. At this point I decided to stop caring and let it happen. The pain wouldn't end in any case.

But soon the flow of water was choked and stopped. Through the plumbing I heard a voice call out, "OP?"

I froze and shuddered. Clearly it wasn't stuck to any video game and I remembered all those Retsupurea readings of Crappypastas.

I looked up to the shower-head to see a pink unicorn looking down at me. Her smile unphased as she dripped with blood.

"Oh my, your cock is small." she said.

[ImportantNobody]

Then she suddenly vomitted blood. So much blood that the blood spilled out of the shower after filling it entirely with blood. I thought I was going to drown in blood when all of a sudden it morphed together into the shape of a blood pony.

"I am Bloodie Pie, and I shall make a pie with your blood!" The pony screeched at me in a gurgling, bloody sound. The other pony only laughed, showing me her blood soaked teeth.

((We failed the challenge long ago for this story, just in the off chance you guys didn't notice. We can continue and not worrying about finishing our real creepy pasta in time, whatever floats our boat))