Randomonium: The Walking Freds


(Featuring Space Raptors)




The Freddening


Fred Tinkleman was the universal archetype of your average 17 year old ginger afro'd, thick framed glasses wearing, spotty faced, World of Warcraft spamming geek. He was bullied relentlessly at school, and he faired little better at home no thanks to his foot ball loving/gym freak step-dad. Most of his hours, as many as he could get away with, were spent locked away safely in his fortress - well, his bedroom, where he would engage with other like minded individuals online and look at pictures of cats in funny poses.

And then during a six hour google binge, he accidentally stumbled upon the means to divide zero by zero, which promptly started a world wide cataclysm with er... rather unexpected results.

Fred Tinkleman came forth from his bedroom on a routine hunt for doritos, unaware of what his trivial actions had just set in motion. As it happens, he was immediately confronted by his step-dad, who got him in a head lock and started the usual barrage of insults he was known for.

And then Fred bit his arm, and his step-dad became him. That is to say, there were now two Freds.

And thus dawned the end of the world.



Three weeks after the Freddening, much of the world lies in ruins. Cities have become Fredyards, and the rural areas fair little better. There is no industry, no governments - nothing. Just Freds. Lots, and lots of Freds.

And they are angry.

Bands of survivors (non-Freds) are roaming about, trying to find safety, but they are out numbered by the Fred 10 to 1, and there's not enough ammo in the world to put Fred to Bed. Instead, they search for a safe haven, somewhere with strong enough walls that the multitudes of the Fred cannot hope to climb (with their skinny arms and all).

This is their-

AND THEN THE SPACE RAPTORS INVADED!


Called from the Darkness by Fred's logic breaking feat, and his consequential transformation into a Borg-Collective wet dream, the Space Raptors invaded Earth. Their mission was noble, and their cause just. They were to obliterate Fred with their superior technology and know-how. Thousands of them beamed down from their fleets of mother ships, and they did battle with the Fred hordes.

Alas, for though the Space Raptors were courageous warriors, they had underestimated their opponent, and did not believe he could transform them. Fred-Raptors were deadly beasts, more nerd than dinosaur, but more dinosaur than nerd, and their wrath was terrible. The Space Raptors lost many in those few short weeks, until they decided it was time to leave the matter to someone greater than they.

However, shortly before retreating, a Fred-Raptor managed to trick the Space Raptors into beaming him on board one of their ships. He spread rapidly, and now a big ole space battle is raging in the stars. It will only be a matter of time before the Fred-Raptors find out where Space Raptor Homeworld is located, and all will be lost!

Only by destroying Fred Zero, can the Space Raptors hope to save their world - and the universe - from Fredination.

But they can't do it alone.



Rules


1) Embrace the craziness.

2) Find and kill Fred Zero.

3) Save the day.

4) Get the girl/female raptor/guy/male raptor/transgender person/trans-raptor.

5) Go home.



Space Raptor Sheet


[b]English Name:[/b] i.e Nigel
[b]Native Name:[/b] Brakdpoakdap!!!!
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Breed:[/b] Crab Raptors... Crab Raptors... Crab Raptors...
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Appearance:[/b]
[b]Personality:[/b]
[b]Background:[/b] Haha
[b]Raptorbilities:[/b] Space Raptors have access to various powers, such as super reflexes, fearsome strength, steel-like hides, laser eyes, flame breath and... er... posable thumbs? Anything and everything, excluding God-like powers such as invulnerability, super speed and anything else that might break things more than they already are.
[b]Raptditions:[/b] Cybernetic implants, shoulder infused weapons, skin-melded armor plates - anything sci-fiy that a Space Raptor is likely to have been augmented with.



Human Sheet


[b]Name:[/b]
[b]Gender:[/b]
[b]Age:[/b]
[b]Appearance:[/b]
[b]Personality:[/b]
[b]Background:[/b] RP will be set in America, because where else? Bulgaria? Euw.
[b]Occupation:[/b] What they did before the Freddening.
[b]Skills:[/b] Notable things they are reasonably skilled at, such as drinking, gambling, drawing, chewing, advanced weapons training, sleeping, jump- wait, one of those is not like the rest o.0
[b]Equipment:[/b] Pens, pencils, erasers, nuclear fusion cores, fishing rod, spork etc
[b]Weapons:[/b] Samurai sword, small samurai sword, the smaller version of the small samurai sword, claw hammer, Heckler & Koch MP7 etc
[b]Other:[/b] Info you want to attach.