andromedene

My school received a shooting threat today.

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Not having you guys hide under your desks is one thing. Letting someone leave the class is another.

@Awson

You're supposed to lock the door, turn off the lights, move to a specific corner of the classroom, and shut the fuck up. He locked the door and kept talking and talking about math and his ex wife. He knew nothing about the lockdown except that it wasn't planned. :(

Frankly, I'd rather go pee and get shot then spend another class listening to him whine about his divorce while making gross sexist jokes THAT IS WHY SHE DITCHED U

Every time I try to find out what's wrong with me

This is why people are supposed to go to medical professionals to determine what's wrong with them. Self-diagnosis doesn't work.

@Hank

It'd be real nice to be made of money.

My school received a shooting threat today.

Once I had a lockdown because they thought some kid had a gun in his locker but the teacher just kept teaching math. Wouldn't follow the lockdown procedure but also wouldn't let me go to the washroom because he was a DICK

my job is weird

P sure she proof listens to audiobooks?

... post ur dick pics

Sometimes I think we Australians exaggerate our stereotypes to foreigners

I went outside the other day and realized there were dozens of hunks of bones embedded in my driveway, but I think that has less to do with nationality and more to do with rural animals.

Use ratings to give kudos to posts you liked, thought were funny, or found helpful. Please don't abuse the system.

"Your score beats or equals 99.72% of all."

I was really bad and immediately purged it from my memory but super impressed by all of you <3

So skilled.

Heyo!

A million cpm (which puts me at infinity + 1 one wpm to be exactly scientific)

@scribz

Why did you have a thread from 23 days ago open
hm

What is your favorite Lego franchise?

I have an entire Hogwarts sitting on my desk rn