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part time idiot, full time university student

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Pretty Cool Things I'd be Into Right Now

Modern Greek Mythology (MxF or FxF, Comedy/Romance)

Athena's always been a hot-head. I mean, if you want to get technical about it she's turned more women into frighteningly bizarre animorphs in fits of rage than not. She's somehow managed to stay her father's favourite, however - be this through the fact she's basically his forehead spawn or that she doesn't have much competition in regards to her inept siblings. This time, though, she's crossed a line. A line that demands retribution - she's lost her virginity.

"What do you mean you lost your virginity? Do you remember where you last had it? Perhaps it's still there." Zeus isn't much of a husband, but he prides himself on being a somewhat okay father. He was especially proud of himself for his two virgin daughters, Athena and Artemis, considering who their philandering father was.

"It was an accident, Daddy. You know Dionysus imbibes us with too much wine at dinner parties, I must've taken someone into my bedchambers in my hazy state - "

"Don't blame your brother for this!" Zeus snapped, rubbing his temples. He was getting too old for this. "I've showed you too much favouritism as it is. I can't let this go unpunished."
Athena bristled. "How dare - "

"A year as a mortal." Her father decided, ignoring her. "To teach you the longings and sins of the flesh more profoundly."

The goddess's jaw dropped.

"You can't be serious."

"Deadly." Zeus replied. "To ease your transition I will allow (Aphrodite/Apollo) to accompany you, as they're much more familiar with the mortal realm than most."

Little does Athena know, the one person she lost her virginity to is the one shepherding her into her new life as a mortal - only they, with their ability to party with the best of them, remember the night with Athena clearly ... and they'd like a repeat. It'd be prudent to stop Athena from being out for - unwittingly, their blood - before attempting to bed her again, however. And possibly fall in love. But that's not part of the plan, right? Right.

(Alternatively, you can be any god or goddess you'd like to be, permitting it makes sense that they would be the one showing Athena 'round the human world. I just used Aphrodite/Apollo as examples.)

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim (MxF or FxF unless otherwise stated)

adventurerxalchemist

At first, it was cute how the adventurer kept returning for more potions. After all, that's what the alchemist did - a steady patronage was always welcome. It was obvious the adventurer was somewhat inept, always catching something common and completely avoidable like ataxia or rockjoint, but the money is good, especially since the sleepy town of Kynsgrove doesn't get much use of the alchemist, being a mostly rural mining settlement.

When the alchemist's favourite adventurer suddenly stops coming, though, the alchemist becomes anxious. Scoffing, at first - what do they care of one less reckless adventurer in the world? - but also worried, as they had come to enjoy the adventurer's clumsy yet jovial and kind nature. Cursing their soft heart, the alchemist closes up shop and goes searching for their adventurer, somehow managing to fall for the idiot before they even get to them - dying in a Dwemer ruin.

Now, time and fate against them, the alchemist is forced to nurse the adventurer back to health in the dangerous Skyrim wild whilst also protecting them both.

I'm honestly too tired to add more plots right now, but rest assured that I will - these two are just the beginning, and they aren't set in stone either. Negotiation is an important part of roleplaying. :^)

I'm not against any of these becoming mature (though I am 18+ and I expect you to be, too), I'd just not like it to be the center of roleplay. If you'd like them to become mature, we'll work out the more adult terms via PM. Also - I will always 1x1 through PM. I just prefer it that way.

As for rules - well, honestly, just be a decent person with a decent grasp on the English language. I'd like at least a paragraph each PM, but shit happens, yeah? I like to have minor CS's when 1x1'ing just so we both have an idea of the character we're playing with, but I mean, it doesn't have to be a long, drawn out thing unless you want it to be. & no anime pictures. Pretty please.

Alright! Here's to hoping.
What can I say? I'm a huge nerd. Hullo, and I hope to see you more in the Shakespeare RP. :)
Will do. <3 ~
I'm going to be grabbing Queen Gertrude, if possible. I'll leave specifications as to King Claudius and Hamlet vague unless someone wants to grab one of them - if so, I'd be happy to alter my lady so that the characters intertwine more seamlessly. Just shoot me a PM and we can collaborate.
I dig this. Am totally interested.

(I realise with this account I look fairly new - I'm not, it's just a new account after a year or two of absence. I can easily send you a writing sample if you're hesitant.)

Also super pumped to see another Castiel cutie here.
<3
I'm sure some of you remember me but not as Aphrodite. I used to be Hera quite a while ago before life got in the way. But hey, I've reemerged even stronger. And prettier, obviously. I mean, Aphrodite.

I've perused the casual and advanced roleplays going on currently but (unfortunately) none have caught my eye, so I thought I'd give you some information on what I do enjoy in case you want to send me a hello.

Historical, Apocalyptic, Mythology (duh.), Fantasy, Mental Asylums (n whatnot), Historical Fantasy, Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Harry Potter, Parks & Rec, Supernatural, Girls (Anything girls. I'm a huge supporter of my fellow ladies.), Avatar, etc etc. I'm not generally a fan of cutesy high school roleplays or anything like that.

And yes, I do do 1x1's. I mean, I've got to be pretty damn interested to keep one going for a long time, but that's alright. I trust that you can keep me interested and I'll return the favour.

I generally write two to five paragraphs but can easily get up to seven or nine if I'm interested enough. I like to describe my writing style as 'pretentious bitch with a hard on for old books'. Take that as you will.

Missed you guys. <3
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