Aragorn

My school banned leggings.

Sweat pants are like the one thing porn stars always wear. I thought you knew this.

HEEYYYY IM IN A GOOD MOOD TODAAAY

Larfleeze said
Don't tell me what to do, future flay victim.

I will dig your heart out with a rusty spoon and dance to the beat.

HEEYYYY IM IN A GOOD MOOD TODAAAY

Is this real life.

Trying to pull an all nighter

idlehands said
It's very childish but Derp is like ten so it's understandable.

Shots fired.

Trying to pull an all nighter

I tried an allnighter once. I succeeded but the next day I was super lethargic. Also my sleep cycle was completely fucked so I had to take a benadryl just to get to sleep.
Moral of the story: NOT WORTH IT.

AW YISS

Joegreenbeen said
This sounds interesting, what would my title be?..

"im terrible"

I just need a quick thread to test one quick thing

Another roommate story

Kaga said
And then she asked me, "Is twerking kosher?" She's not even Jewish. .____.

Totally. We do it everyday at my synagogue.

I got another rat!

Sherlock Holmes said
You're not the only one who has a weird life. I was paid to do a design for last year.Not anything I'd display in my portfolio (because I'm not proud of it by any means), but it paid pretty good. (I still actually have the mock ups for it in my client files. lol)Since taking up illustration/design my days are filled with strange things. Always.

I'd buy it. That's effing hilarious.

I got another rat!

Taaj said
Rats are very social too! They've been grooming each other all morning, and are visibly anxious when I separate them. Within a few minutes after their wrestling/fighting, they're curled up with each other napping.

D'awwww