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Current Nation RP set during an Interplanetary dark age across hundreds of tiny worlds- roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Got my RP rebooted. Make a civilization human or alien and uncover the enigma roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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The Xim believe they can acquire perfection and even godhood through science and genetic engineering. They want Kazzlehorf DNA to take anything useful from it and add it to their own genetic structure, while discarding anything not useful. Kinda like the Borg

If the Xim achieve their goal, they will have the strengths of every species and every conceivable being, with the weakness of none. They will truly be the perfect beings.

Kazzlehorf may not be all-powerful, but if they've survived long enough to reach the stars, they must have something useful that the Xim can add to their DNA.

That is what the Xim would ask for in exchange for killing your Explorer.


Kazzlehorf will be so pissy that you think they are not 'all-powerful' and would not want to share his DNA. Kazzlehorf would never want to dilute his perfect DNA with that of other species. Kazzlehorf is all that is good, no need to improve things. DNA of Kazzlehorf is the best DNA already, this experiment is idiotic and has no value. Kazzlehorf will demand a alternative deal. How do they feel about TV? Kazzlehorf has the best culture and media. Thousands of episodes of "Kazzlehorf Adventures" will be sent to your faction. There is no better media around.

(Kazzlehorf is convinced it is the perfect thing at everything even with mountains of evidence to the contrary. Kazzlehorf is totally convinced it is being the perfect diplomat when it throws out offers like this. The reason why things never go right with kazzlehorf is because all the other factions have horrible and unreasonable diplomats who don't know the perfect being of which there is no comparison to even when it is clearly staring at their face.)
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Kazzlehorf is perfect already, no need for experiments.
My captain ironically will not be Kazzlehorf. My captain will be Kasahov. Who is literally the worst thing in the whole universe if you ask kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will try to get whatever faction they can, even the ones trying to kill Kazzlehorf to think of the most creative ways to horribly murder Kasahov for its deviance. The more humiliating and drawn out the better, and please film it for Kazzlehorf. Kazzlehorf will love you for that.
Kazzlehorf has something like that.

It is called mastrabation.
Kazzlehorf will give you lots of food for your animals.

By that I mean your populace.
Kazzlehorf does trade. The best trader in the Galaxy is Kazzlehorf.

Kazzlehorf will give you lots of dead non-Kazzlehorf (*basically any Kazzlehorf that started calling itself a different name and/or behaved in 'non-Kazzlehorf' ways*) to feed to your animals in exchange for slaves and whatever fun toys you are willing to share. Kazzlehorf really likes the cyan goo. It's nice for a good ol' planetary bathing.
No, Kazzlehorf is perfect.

X'cor are animals with spaceships. Very disgusting things.
No.

Kazzlehorf is unique.

Kazzlehorf don't give a fuck about the other species (other than as pets to molest) like your species does.

Kazzlehorf is way smarter than Xim. Xim is species of idiot imperialists who keep thinking Kazzlehorf have flaws. No, Kazzlehorf is perfect. Nothing is better than Kazzlehorf.
I shall be Kazzlehorf.

All members of my species will be Kazzlehorf. All other individuals from what society existed before are dead with only Kazzlehorf left as the last remaining members of its species alive.

For they will all be clones of each other in massive factory complexes where more Kazzlehorf are made.

Once there was others besides the first Kazzlehorf. They are dead.

The purest being in the universe, Kazzlehorf is the last member of its species.

Kazzlehorf's pureness is easy to explain. The only genetic code allowed with Kazzlehorf's Realm is the DNA of Kazzlehorf. No others are allowed.

For all the obsession with absolute conformity however, some Kazzlehorfs insist they are not Kazzlehorf. Those Kazzlehorf are mentally ill. Ignore them please.

Kazzlehorf's Realm is mostly kept running with machines and Kazzlehorfs who have followed a different dream job Kazzlehorf wanted to do but never could. The Kazzlehorfs live a very 'utopian' (the sort of utopia where robots wipe your ass) and extremely opulent life. Kazzlehorfs seek new pleasures all the time and have gone on missions to other factions to get new things for Kazzlehorf to play with, be it other species as pets for Kazzlehorf (who of course have to be neutered, don't want them making non-Kazzlehorfs) or weapons to defend Kazzlehorf from diluters and imperialists.

Kazzlehorf isn't that expansionist, more they don't want others bothering Kazzlehorf and the space fleet with Kazzlehorf as commander in all the ships is more built for defense than conquering other societies. Kazzlehorf has patience, they'll all kill each other soon enough. Than Kazzlehorf gets to have the whole galaxy when everyone else is dead. Just like what happened in pre-Kazzlehorf times with its species.

(Yes I know this means a pretty massive genetic bottleneck that no doubt will screw Kazzlehorf in its putrid orifices in due time, but Kazzlehorf is convinced that the problem can be solved by making more Kazzlehorf or through quarantine. Medical tech also helps. Kazzlehorf pretty much does everything it can to suppress 'deviant genetics' so that all shall be Kazzlehorf.)

I'll make a sheet this week if the idea fits. The cloning is based around artificial wombs of Kazzlehorf's mother, not replicators.
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