Arkaquiavel

what has the avatar above you been put in jail for and why?

Jailed for being a communist radical hipster.
Advanced communism implies everyone gets the same ammount of style, and you cannot attempt to escape the rule!

Ban the Person above you

You're banned because, knowing bans must be distributed evenly through people for your beloved communism to be applied properly to this thread, you'll be happy with your ban being an implication of communism, as it means that way communism is being applied right, just as you like it to.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but the term 'waifu' had its meaning changed to "giant one eyed snake with three tails".
Since such creatures do not exist, you've been granted the right to rule over nothing, really.

I wish for clean sky to look bright yellow instead of azure!

Loners bar.

I arrived too late to order a glass of fresh ideology? How is this possible?

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Borgies pls go

@Arkaquiavel Actually, if North Korea tried anything of major importance China would probably blitz them and just set up another opressive puppet government in the region. China wants a buffer state, not the whole peninsula. During the big showdown where it looked like the cease-fire might be broken last year, China stationed mobile forces on their border with North Korea in what appeared to be preparation for an attack. For all we know, that might have been enough to make them stand down. It really boils down to whether or not China wants to deal with beating back American attacks, occupying a heavily populated and vehemently independent South Korea, and risking the possibility of the total destruction of Earth's entire biosphere.

@Keyguyperson

I understand the interest for a buffer state right there. What concerns me is what could happen if it comes to the point where the West ends up taking action over NK before China does, knowing the already building up tension between the West and China, as China would likely not be happy over the rival initiative.
But then, I suppose it actually could be solved through negotiations, by both sides allowing the existence of a buffer state there. There have been way more troublesome situations than that would be in the Cold War for sure.

Whatever happens, the text I set as bold in the quote remains true, though.

Borgies pls go

Hold up, did I just start a discussion on the nature of the fucking universe because I got a little bit too zesty with exaggerations at 3 AM?

Well let's get back to the 100% accurate basics of communism: What's the easiest way to commit mass murder without any motive?

@Keyguyperson

Think of the Sovietesque way, and adapt.

Convince the populace that measures must be taken against these who are stopping progress, and later justify the mass murder measures by pointing out the criminal and regressive nature of these people, aswell as by showing the populace how much 'progress' has been made to the people, through helpful, 100% undoubtedly 'realistic' and convenient propaganda, comparing such 'progress' to that done by other countries and even superpowers all over the world, which the populace has already been brainwashed to believe are in worse conditions.

And of course, you do all that by manipulating the populace's general thought through media and the mass murdering itself within your country. Beware of the spectre of free internet haunting your communist dreams, though, as they can entirely foil your plans. To know more on how to solve the particular issue of international media, check the example of nowadays North Korea. You'll learn how to isolate your people from the influence of such media from the pit of hell heavenly Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

_{(In all seriousness, you don't know how much I wish Kim Jong Un to take a missile to his face, aswell as his entire government. Not only is one of the most disgusting dictators, he also threatens the rest of the world with potentially World War III starting weaponry continuously. Worse even to think China could potentially back North Korea up, along with any other place China has a big influence on. I can easily imagine two alliances forming.)}

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Ban the Person above you

Banned for calling that an old line, it's not 'old' at all.

It's older than dirt, so more like 'ancient'.