Awson

the only thing keeping me sane today is my bag of goldfish crackers

I don't like getting goldfish at the store.

But if you put a bag next to me, it's going to be gone.

Nine songs.

Netflix gold 4 years ago, amiright?

Two songs.

I heard a country song a while ago that reminded me of one of the Ghost in the Shell openings.

It's the couple of high notes near the end.

I googled it and no one else has said anything about this.

Thoughts?

Tell me that Agent Skully changes in season two.

In her defense, I once saw an old man who had big perky tits, but it didn't cause me to start believing in the supernatural or anything. There is weird shit out there.

@Vilageidiotx

But you didn't see ten in a row.

Tell me that Agent Skully changes in season two.

I can't take the formula anymore.

After seeing a bunch of crazy shit over and over, your first response every time is "no way, impossible, I don't believe it, you're crazy Mulder."

You gotta give me something. One time.

CIA released formerly classified UFO documents

The bible doesn't exactly go into whether or not aliens exist, so it isn't really contradictory.

@Vilageidiotx

CIA released formerly classified UFO documents

Some think that proof of aliens would be the ultimate contradiction to the bible (and most others), thus starting a worldwide, ultimate crisis of faith, and loss of faith.

Edit: So, y'know, "Satan would fake proof of aliens in order to make people stop believing in God."

CIA released formerly classified UFO documents

If Satan's gig is to tempt people into abandoning god, how would little green men figure into things?

@Vilageidiotx

You haven't heard that one before?

CIA released formerly classified UFO documents

Science that disagrees with my beliefs IS DEMONS.

DECEITFUL DEMONS

No Trans, Fat

Excerpt from my dating profile.