Awson

What's all this fuss over above-the-rim milkshakes?

That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!

What's all this fuss over above-the-rim milkshakes?

C'mon buddy, help me out here. I don't want a mess. Let's keep it below the rim, alright? No I don't want any napkins. But I'll take some. I don't want to need them, but apparently I need them.

If I went the rest of my life without ice cream dripping on my hands, I would be a happy man.

I'm a little different, but I don't act too far out of line.

go away forever please
stop existing

@Azarthes

You first

>story

You might overlook the name but it probably has a lot to do with the name.

>story

It didn't seem like they had a thriving off topic board when I checked before.

But aside from that, it's not like most of them are worth missing. I miss the atmosphere and content, not the people.

I have a brilliant plan to make so much capitalism that Trump will be ashamed he hadn't thought of it.

This joke was already perfected with a copypasta.

normies get out

It truly is awful. It surprises me that 13 year olds can be so forward with terraforming a new section of the internet to be like they want it to be.

I mostly post here to put a stream of consciousness on paper at random times.