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    1. Axel 11 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current It's been awhile my my
8 yrs ago
- Looks at robots - Now this is why we need more moderators
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9 yrs ago
That moment when you realize that yourself is smarter than you :(
9 yrs ago
Will the one true Axel please stand up? No cause I'm busy sitting down.
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9 yrs ago
"Life is a cigarette that we all have to smoke."
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And despite being here for a month I'm kinda just figuring out that there's a library at my school so yeahhhh...I'z be getting home-schooled til just recent so don't judge Ze Axel
I feel like I'm the new Shoske with my current habit of disappearing and randomly reappearing but hopefully shiz clears up soon XD
AbigailTenshi said
Lmao! xD *Continues to chase* BUT I V'ANT IT THHOOOOOUUUUGGGHHHH!!! DX :O Double Digits?! Are you an Espada?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!! Jk, good night Axelesoarus xD ^_^
*Continues to run before stopping* Why dafuq am I running when I can just vanish into thin air? *Vanishes* Espada well noooo but there's still room for possibility there. Remember, Espada aren't born, they're made...as long as you remember to throw in a couple pesos each time that is XD
*Walks in* Not even a minor warning before you guys were going to go full god haters and shiz? Shame on you all and to think I was bringing everyone homeade cupcakes. These are officially Christian cupcakes now since people's be deity hating....*Eats a cupcake* Mhhhm well these are mine now so even if you happen to fit the previous requirements then you won't getting a taste of this shiz XD It's only rare occasions that Axie even likes to cook but the night he decides to cook, y'all gotta ruin it for everybody. *Tosses remaining burnt and destroyed cupcakes into trash before making way for the exit*
hatakekuro said
My dog had organ failure so I had to put her down...
*Reappears* Ahhhh, yeah that freaking sucks yo...dead animals is sort of a sensitive topic for me but sorry for your loss man *Pats back*
AbigailTenshi said
Great, I post for Zane and he goes offline the asshole xD*Grows fangs* I V'ANT IT!! GIVE IT TO ME AXELEASOARUS! *Chases*Naa jk xD I'd never give blood, needles are a complete no-go *Shakes head* Nope, never xD
*Runs in one millionth peso man type manner* The blood belongs to the people that need it. Like the people directly in front of me dying that need it. Like the people directly in front of me dying that need it while begging me for it. Like the people directly in front of me dying that need while begging me for it when they are nearly on the brink of death XD

hatakekuro said
I'm sorry I haven't posted...life had decided to take a giant dump on me....
Don't worry about it my man. Everyone experiences daily giant dumps every now and then which is one of the reasons why this site was made. Well this reason and a couple more hundred others XD

Expllo said
I will o.oGet the guts then -hands a knife-I like....Good stories xDMore or less gay.....Pansexual. I know what I like
Expllo's pansexual!!!? Wow, I never would've noticed!!! *Claps twice* Ok, back to work everyone, these space muffins aren't going to make themselves now :D Yes I'z being sarcastic just so everyone's clear, no way I couldn't know that with me lurking even when there's no way possible I could be lurking XD

Last joke, I'm out, I've been awake for nearly two hours so like very long time which is why I deserve to sleep more than anybody else here XD More like sumthin sumthin double digit hours so yeahhh and...*Fades screen to black*
*Pricky Axel mode * I just got back from some shit and since no one has really posted since my bsfest, Imma try to post laterz. People tryna get me to donate some of that special Axel blood, which is surprisingly pretty special though but that doesn't mean that ya gonna get some XD *Walks off while giving everyone the angry eyes* You can't have it so back away you blood thirsty fiends!!!!
samreaper said
you mistake me for shoske and his bland drugged cupcakes. How else do you think he could possibly sell them and keep his bakery afloat? Bet he and axel are in cahoots together
Under no circumstances do I take drugs unless you offer me some under the pretense that It's muffins with a little rush to it XD

Expllo said
The newest game is so fucking good, especially the Akatsuki part >.<You don't even follow this shit! Why do you even care? xD
I wish I could play it but I have to wait until like Thursday before I can get to enjoy the full experience. It's kind of hard playing it with a pretty busy school schedule which sucks and ruins my Naruto fanboy day XD

Phobos said
I've already drugged your whole life, everything you eat, drink, do, sleep on, breathe has some type of drug in it although can't say the same for Axel xD I think he's just naturally drugged out
Well why shouldn't be? People don't complain when they add a little something in order to make those frosted flakes that apparently everyone likes. But when I put even a little bit of something extra on those world renowned Frosted Flakes to make the world go round, then everyone starts losing their minds XD

Kirishin

- Few hours later -

Kirishin eyes opened before quickly getting back on his toes. The ones he happened to drag along with him had been taking a nap as well, while the other Shinigami were wide awake. "Ok, everyone get on their feet because it's time to go!!" Kiri noted as he stormed outside the house. All the other Shinigami came out soon after, with the stabilized injured being kept on a few of the mens' backs. "Alright, here's the plan. Our objective is to safely escort our own injured back to the Seireitei which isn't far from where we stand.  Sunlight is fading fast so time is of the essence. As some of you may know, it will be way harder to transport the injured when it becomes black as night. If by some chance we come in contact with any Hollows, I'll proceed to eliminate the enemy while those who aren't carrying anyone will form a perimeter around those that are. Like I said, we don't have very much time on our hands so I won't be able to go over things again. Now everyone on me!!!" Kirishin said before taking leave from the village.

Things were looking as they were on the way, no Hollows, no renegade Shinigami or no other monstrosities of any kind barred the roads. Not a single Hollow? This day is turning out to be quite the wonder but something's just not right. Playing escort has never been this easy so what's the catch?" Kiri's body soon stopped in a weird position. "Perimeters up!!!" He fired a Sokatsui directly in front of him, revealing the near invisible spider webs he had just got tangled in before being released. A large shadow appeared right overhead causing him to Shunpo backwards while everyone else moved farther back. "Remember the plan everyone!!!" Kirishin pulled out his Zanpankuto. "Prelude To Perdida..." His Zanpakuto formed into something very close to that of a Rubix cube as the Zanpakuto changed shape once again. However, this time around, it transformed into two razor boomerangs rather than another variation of a cube. 

The shadow turned out to be an armored giant arachnid like creature with dark red glowing eyes. The spider like Hollow made no brash attempts to attack as it seemed to be assessing the situation. "Ughhh, out of all the ones, we just have to encounter one that actually decides not to attack right off the bat at a time like this." One of the Shinigami blurted out. "Focus!!! The ones that can think actually no what they're doin-ahhhhh!!!" Kiri quickly turned around. "What's the matter??" "Look up above!!! There's baby crawlers everywher-ahhhh!!!" The Armored arachnid appeared behind Kirishin in a quick attempt to split him into with it's steel legs but luckily he was able to block in time. "You move 87% more faster than I had previously predicted." "But I'm only getting started..." The Hollow noted as it's other limbs prepared to come into play. 
After shunpoing away from ST. 10, he quickly lowered his Spiritual pressure in order to lose her for good.. "If I'm going to be hanging out here for awhile, I might as while see if I can a Squad. Plus graduating that academy would be for nothing if I spent years in there just to be roaming around until my next assignment. " Akuseru took a moment to think before considering his options out loud. "Squad Eight is a definite no no until I can kill that guy so that's out of the question. ....what about Squad two? Word has it that the current Captain of that squad was once a traitor but proved some sort of innocence once the Head Master turned out to be the actual traitor. Or could it be the other way around? Well I'll know once I get there so no biggi-hm?" He turned to see a Shinigami looking in his general  direction. "What's up yo? I got something on my face? Am I wearing the wrong kind of attire? You have some problem with me yo?" The man spoke up surprisingly fast.

 "No it's just not very often that I see people talking to themselves." Aku laughed sarcastically. "Well you must not get out much do ya? People's been talking to themselves like this for ages. In fact, how did you think Termuzla managed to get out of the spiral abyss huh huh? He used his mind along with his outward brainstorming to do it so if this seems weird to you then you might want to get out more." Akuseru noted. "Actually Termuzla's planned failed and no one ever find him until 3,000 years after he was swallowed by the black hole. No your history...yo!!" "Tch, the moral is that if he hadn't brainstormed outwards, he'd never almost escaped in the first place." He said, shunpoing away before the man had a chance to reply. Aku reappeared with a small grin on his face as he approached the guard. "I've come to gain an audience with the Captain of this Division and I don't need an escort reaching him or her but if it is mandatory then you may lead the way..."
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