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    1. Axel 11 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current It's been awhile my my
8 yrs ago
- Looks at robots - Now this is why we need more moderators
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9 yrs ago
That moment when you realize that yourself is smarter than you :(
9 yrs ago
Will the one true Axel please stand up? No cause I'm busy sitting down.
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9 yrs ago
"Life is a cigarette that we all have to smoke."
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@Oblivion666

- Tosses coffee mug at you -

You're so insensitive!!! And Akuseru was planning something for Sui too XD - Sighs - Now I have to do a repeat post and I hate doing repeat posts because they're always terrible in comparison to the original ;(
- Walks in angrily -

Fauck this site!! Not allowing me to get my long azz post back after one mess up.
@Oblivion666

"Yeah, yeah and I'm assuming that these dumplings will be coming out of my pocket like always. And I'm flattered by your ignorance captain but I doubt she'll even make me break a sweat. Still, I will be cautious and try to refrain from dirtying up her face more than it already is when I he-!!" Akuseru's eyes widened as Captain Sanada handed him a picture of the target.

"I see...so that's why you said I couldn't beat her and to be honest, I'm not so sure anymore. This is bad! She might be even hotter than you on your bad days. *Coughs* And today is one of them if you didn't notic-!!" His body suddenly started to go into shock upon seeing the second picture. Luckily, the lieutenant reverted back to his usual self seconds later. "I'm not sure what made you think that but I'm not a pervert so I won't be needing that picture." Akuseru noted before shunpoing off only to come back in right after. "However, I thought about and realized that there's a possibility that she might not be fully clothed. Soooo, if my hypothesis turns out to be true then I'm going to need that picture for uhh..for the mission." He noted before taking the picture and shunpoing off in the direction of the Rukongai district once more.
@Oblivion666

- Hands Captain award for being the laziest captain ever -

Congrats!!! No one gets lazier than that XD

@AbigailTenshi

Oh really!? Thank you! Thank you! - Yells in an overly grateful manner - xD And yup yup ^_^ I doubt you'll have to worry about making the action part non appealing. However, if things go south, then be sure to create tons of nameless monsters to distract the party then I'm sure you'll come up with something ;D Of course my missions were fun when I had people like you and Zaney to participate in them ^-^

@Oblivion666

Akuseru Hitomishu

After scolding the Squad 9 newcomers for their inexperience in their newly attained field, Akuseru went back to his room. Once inside, he began grabbing a couple things before storing them in a black suitcase. Anyone would realize upon entering his room that it was filled with stuff of extreme value. The major problem with the items of great worth though is that they were put everywhere imaginable. A silver cup of royal descent stood beside the lieutenant's hygiene products in the bathroom, all of the forks, spoons and knives within the kitchen had some great signicance to them and the sheets to his bed felt like they were intended for royal blood only. It was obvious that Akuseru had a knack for racking up valued objects but the treasure relics his room was only a small branch of it.

"Those idiot noobs took up most of my time and now Terain is about to begin the search without me!" Akuseru muttered angrily as he began digging through his dresser for something before pulling out a green oval shaped rock seconds later. Afterwards, he made his way out and proceeded to lock the door behind him upon successfully exiting the room. "Lieutenant!!!" The silver haired man stopped in his tracks before tilting in the direction of the individual calling him. The individual was apparently a female with long dark pink hair. "What is it?" Akuseru asked while giving the female shinigami a dark glare. "I was ordered to give this to you." The girl noted before handing him a letter with his name inscribed on it.


Akuseru opened the letter only to find a small thin red jewel inside it. "About time it came. However, this is worthless to me as long as I don't have the other. Still, I'm one step closer to opening the door that leads to unfathomable amounts of treasure."The lieutenant noted while raising it up into the sunlight. Seconds later, he turned to the pink haired Shinigami after realizing that she was still there next to him. "Is there anything else that I should know ab-!!!" Akuseru quickly jumped in response to hearing a cat's voice suddenly travel through his ear. Without even looking at the annoying little feline, he could tell who sent it without question. Only one group of animals had the audacity to pester him without fear of being utterly obliterated. As the cat jumped from off the lieutenant and proceeded to head back, he began to trail behind in its footsteps."Whatever else you had for me can wait...be seeing." The silver haired man noted to the woman while he continued following the annoying furry pest.

It didn't take long for the two of them to reach the captain's office but upon entering, he couldn't help but sigh stressfully at the sight of seeing the captain. Laid out on the couch relaxingly as if work was nonexistent was an individual who was supposed to one of the leaders of the Gotei 13. Instead though was a lazy female cat hoarder with nothing to show for her rank other than her exceptional strength and skill. "You requested my presence captain?" Akuseru asked depressingly as Captain Sanada waved at him while remaining in an upside down position.

"Hey, Aku I got some stuff for you to do. There is this dumpli- I mean establishment in the Rukongai that sells some crazy tasty I mean..... I want dumplings from this dumpling establishment in the rukongai.... If you get them and come back Ill spar with you." He stared into his Captain's eyes as she spoke only for him to break out laughing seconds after she concluded. "So you want me to go all the way out into the Rukongai Districts, just to get you some dumplings!? And in return...I get to spar with you? Hmm..I guess I'll take it...since fighting you is better than nothing...hopefully. So which district is the dumpling shop located in?
@AbigailTenshi

Hey well Akuseru is free at the moment(Apparently indefinitely xD) so I'm down for a joint mission if you ever plan to do one. Besides, after all the action side quests I forced you and Zane to go on, I'm pretty sure that some of it has rubbed off on you :)
@AbigailTenshi

- Sniffs -

If only Zaney was like this, then I'd be more happier ^_^ Then again, I can only imagine the horrible things that await Akuseru once Sui decides to get from off her azz XD
- Watches as ball of tumbleweed passes by -

Sorry Kuro but it seems pretty unlikely that someone is interested. As for me, well that's not my cup of coffee so...yeahhh XD

On another note though, I'm going to have a post up either tonight or early tomorrow. Also, I'll probably be offline for a day or two since I'm going to another state in order to attend my brother's basic training graduation thingy.

Edit -

I'm not going to have time to post so I'll just do it when I get back...not like anybody cared about it anyway ;( xD
@KillBoxNo matter how brief of a mention it was, it should've still been run through Kurisa before putting such info down. Sure the Head Captain isn't invincible but just because he's not doesn't mean he can be beaten by just any body. Also, Yamamoto wasn't invincible in reality but he was ultimate op when it came to everything else so him requiring assistance ever in his lifetime is very questionable. He couldn't even go into Bankai without crushing the souls of countless soul reapers and out of the two main antagonists in Bleach, only one of them could beat him fairly so Yamamoto wasn't far off from being that invincible figure. Regardless, saying that one of your chars beat Mr. Head Captain in charge or any other characters for that matter would require authorization from the owner of said character because doing that undermines said character's real power level. And I'm pretty sure you'd be feeling the same way had someone said something similar in regards to your char because like I noted seconds ago, it undermines your character's true power level.

@AbigailTenshi - Gets very defensive rather quickly - Why'd you assume him to be a thief before anything else!? It's not like Akuseru sneaks into people's houses at night and steals their valuables before replacing said valuables with a fake set afterwards or something. - Is wearing coat that you had on minutes earlier - By being a lieutenant of the gotei 13, Akuseru gets paid quite fairly so him having to resorting to such things is preposterous...xDDD
Akuseru Hitomishu

After scolding the Squad 9 newcomers for their inexperience in their newly attained field, Akuseru went back to his room. Once inside, he began grabbing a couple things before storing them in a black suitcase. Anyone would realize upon entering his room that it was filled with stuff of extreme value. The major problem with the items of great worth though is that they were put everywhere imaginable. A silver cup of royal descent stood beside the lieutenant's hygiene products in the bathroom, all of the forks, spoons and knives within the kitchen had some great signicance to them and the sheets to his bed felt like they were intended for royal blood only. It was obvious that Akuseru had a knack for racking up valued objects but the treasure relics his room was only a small branch of it.

"Those idiot noobs took up most of my time and now Terain is about to begin the search without me!" Akuseru muttered angrily as he began digging through his dresser for something before pulling out a green oval shaped rock seconds later. Afterwards, he made his way out and proceeded to lock the door behind him upon successfully exiting the room. "Lieutenant!!!" The silver haired man stopped in his tracks before tilting in the direction of the individual calling him. The individual was apparently a female with long dark pink hair. "What is it?" Akuseru asked while giving the female shinigami a dark glare. "I was ordered to give this to you." The girl noted before handing him a letter with his name inscribed on it.
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