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Texts from this morning

The answer to whether or not it's fake depends on how attractive you are, Azarthes.

@Awson

Ugo as fuckeroni

Texts from this morning

Grill: I want to take you to orgasmland
Me: Uhhh ok
Grill: Sorry if you don't want me texting you i just saw your picture and wanted some
Me: Uh ok
Me: Wrong number?
Grill: sends kissy face picture
Me: defo wrong #
Grill: Not I'm sure its not
Me: Uhhhh ok

-Entire day-

Grill: I'm still waiting

THE QUESTION IS:
SHOULD I SCUMBAG IT AND MINE FOR NUDERINOS TO SEE IF CAN GET
OR
JUST ASSUME ITS AN AUTOMATED BULLSHIT AND IGNORE

ONLY BY MEASURING HOW BORED I AM CAN I SOLVE THIS RIDDLE

Spamfic

I exist
make spamfics about me
im the only one with history

*Pokes spam with a stick*

hrmmmmm

HamburgerHelper: The glove comes off

fuck you

Post the most atrocious,cringeworthy,awful fan made content for anything you can

Step 1 Go to google
Step 2 type in a name
step 3 add "the hedgehog"
step 4 YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Comments on YouTube involving United States Military.

Aza you're so almonds.

@scribz

stop pushing this
ill cut you

I'm back losers

CAT COMIC CAT COMIC CAT COMIC CAT COM---

@SilenceOnMars

wat

Comments on YouTube involving United States Military.

<Snipped quote by Halo>

You've not become a very happy person these past years, have you?

@scribz

<Snipped quote by scribz>

Just tired of pretending to care when you try to psychoanalyse me. Decided to head it off pre-emptively. I'm actually pretty damn happy with my life. Going to one of the best universities in the world, lots of friends I trust and respect both home and away, getting along better than ever with my family, and got a few hobbies. But that's boring and normal, and it's been scientifically proven that it's impossible for your sort of BS psychoanalysis to conclude that someone is okay and normal rather than riddled with neuroses, bitterness and misery. Every time you turn up you come out with some pretentious life advice and insist that I'm a miserable wreck of a human being, and I just don't particularly feel like listening to it once again.

@Halo

When will you guys learn not to let ActRaiser scrabble bait you with his dipshittedness

@Halo

<Snipped quote by Halo>

We have become a parody of ourselves

@Azarthes

Quick someone reminisce about 2012 Spam.
We have smiral in here, she can do that perfectly

Who Here Has Met Sasha Grey?

When will you guys learn not to let ActRaiser bait you with his dipshittedness

@Halo

We have become a parody of ourselves