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Don't tempt me. *eye twitch*
Avoiding the situation at hand, I see.
Classic, simple you.
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Don't tempt me. *eye twitch*
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Nonsense. I arrived first.
Oh, and if anyone asks you to drop your soul into a certain box, just remember your priorities as a customer.
You've found no better place to sell your soul than here.
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Oh, please. Haven't you heard the mortal obsession about numbers?
Polling numbers, economic numbers, number of gel brands stuck in one's hair, number of people you can sue in a year, number of typos a presidential candidate puts on his or her speech because of a lack of saying anything without the hypocrisy showing...
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Ah, from 0 to 50% retention rate? You're getting clever.
But it still stands to reason that we have the most customers, and it's not because they have any clauses keeping them from leaving.
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Ah, so you instead want to go from the deposit box everyone uses and thus has the most on the line for in terms of customers and instead divert people to the unknown box where souls have been known to simply vanish without a trace?
Gents, my box may have interest, but it's tried and true. 16? That's how many minutes you count before flipping a coin to see if you ever get your soul back.