Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Once upon a time a little baby human was born. He had a full beard and chest hair from birth and cut his umbilical chord with his own teeth. After this he preceded to devour his parents and was subsequently raised by wolves. He later built Rome… wait no that was Romulus. One day while prowling around in the dark creepy forest that he and his wolf family inhabited, he happened upon a...
Baby unicorn. Deciding that his own personal survival trumped any sense of morality, he made the cold decision to eat the unihorned pony and absorb its life giving properties. Mercilessly he snapped the frail creatures neck between his teeth and began to devour its magical properties. The unicorn's body granted him immortality and an older form, as well as a horn that extended from his newly formed older belly button. He felt something well up from his belly button horn, like pure energy, he released and what happened was
