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8 yrs ago
What a sick, masochistic lion.
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8 yrs ago
Seventeen.
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8 yrs ago
This is the skin of a killer, Bella.
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8 yrs ago
I can stop changing my avatar whenever I want, it's not an addiction!
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8 yrs ago
Consider this a placeholder until I come up with a punchy, pithy status.
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@LePouvantail
Eh, I can't say I agree. Green Goblin is a great villain, Superman is the hero. I always heard that the big difference between DC and Marvel was that Marvel heroes tend to be relatable people, everyday joes who've gotten powers in some way that reader can more easily feel empathy with, while DC heroes are larger than life, embodiments of ideals and legendary figures.

Obviously there are exceptions but it mostly works.
Partly to his surprise but mostly to his relief, Harley sank into the chair with no more than a few token protests and started to answer Nightwing's questions. Or, sort of, in a round about way. Mostly she complained about the Joker being awful (surprise, surprise), told Dick not to involve himself in this evening's events (Yeah, that'll happen), had a few moments grief over her lot in life (I really don't want to feel sorry for her, but it's happening anyway) and then switched back to a much more familiar emotion, anger. He was glad she was willing to talk but her answers weren't exactly the easiest to decipher.

As Dick listened to Harley's answers in silence, giving a few quizzical smiles or raised eyebrows to encourage her to continue, his brain worked to piece together what she was saying with the facts as he knew them. She says she's through with the Joker, we'll see how long that lasts, but at least she's not here working for him. When she got to the part about Batman leaving her to die, he internally rolled his eyes but kept his outward face sympathetically immobile. Super-villains will see things how they want to see them. But the most interesting thing was that she didn't seem to mind him going after Joker, even hinting that she knew where he was. Sure, she made it sound like she wanted to be the one to get him but at least she wasn't doing the old "Don't hurt my puddin'!" routine, a definite improvement.

Resisting the urge to stroke his chin in a complentative manner (Bruce and Tim both did it while investigating but somehow Dick couldn't see it as anything other than funny looking) he surveyed Harley from behind his mask. What could he do with her now? He still needed to know where Joker was but Harley didn't seem to want to tell him at all. But... well, call him a sucker if you want but he wanted to believe that she was sincere in her contempt for the clown and didn't want to nip that in the bud by knocking her out and tossing her into Arkham. Of course, he couldn't exactly let her run around free, not after she tossed a frag grenade into a room full of people and savagely beat a man with a baseball bat. If he let her loose, she'd likely end up killing someone or getting killed, neither of which Dick was going to allow.

Of course, there was always another way, though he might live to regret choosing it. He couldn't let her go, he didn't want to take her in so he'd have to keep an eye on her personally. It might prove useful, given that she likely had a much better idea of where their mutual target was but hell if this wasn't going to be an ordeal. He swept his rakish fringe to one side in a habitual motion and spoke to her. "Listen Harley, no one is as glad as me to hear you're keen to stick it to the man with the green hair, really. And while I'm glad to hear you want to go and ram one of his jokes down his throat, you've clearly got no more of an idea where he is than I do. Now we could do the whole thing where we fight and you end up in a GCPD van heading to Arkham... or you can help me find the Joker and I'll help you force feed him his own funnies."

Nightwing extended a hand and gave his best winning smile. To be extremely modest, it was pretty damn winning. "I know it's a lot to think about but this is limited time offer, I'm in something of a rush. So what do you say, want to be signed in a vigilante deputy for the night?" He prayed she'd shake and make it easier and, hopefully, better for both of them.
Dick had to admit that Harley seemed to have handled to final member of the Joker's goons pretty well. A bit sloppy, perhaps, but then she'd received training to be a psychiatrist and gymnast, not a fighter. He'd probably need some serious medical attention pretty soon, no one likes getting beaten with a bat but Dick could afford to wait a few moments before calling the emergency services. Harley was potentially a much more useful lead to the clown than a few of his goon's.

Stooping for a moment to reclaim his billy club, he heard Harley protest her innocence of purpose and right to roam.

“Besides, it ain't none of your business what I'm doin.. Never really was for that matta!”

He span the club around in his hand and then snapped it back into its harness on his back with its twin. He thought he saw her almost flinch at the sudden motion and deliberately moved more gradually to straighten up and face her properly.

"You know, I seem to remember this outstanding warrant for you arrest... along with a waiting cell at Arkham. Ring any bells?" he said carefully, not exactly challenging her but not giving ground either. She seemed to ignore that, however, focussing on something else.

"Whatca doing stalking around me? I'M SUPPOSE TO BE A SECRET!” she growled, seeming almost offended that he even knew she was here. Nightwing supposed that it might seem a little suspicious, him turning up the moment she started something but a citizen of Gotham had to quickly get used to coincidence, it was a hazard of living in the city.

"Believe it or not Harley, we sometimes go after criminals who aren't you or your boyfriend. This time, I was watching these muppets. So I have you to thank for ending my time on stakeout, I suppose." he gestured at the unconscious or quietly moaning henchmen.

As he talked, he saw her attention wander. What was she thinking about? Come to think about it, why was she here, harassing random thugs often in the Joker's employ rather than with the man himself? The word around town was that her and the clown had recently had some sort of falling out and those fallings out usually ended with him doing serious physical damage to her. Maybe the straw had finally broken the camel's back and she was finally ready to start giving back some of what the Joker had been dishing out for years? One could but hope.

A lot of Dick's hope was dashed when he saw her sneak a glance at the gun on the floor between them. Dammit he thought as she feigned disinterest in both him and the weapon, turning away. With her back turned, he readied his wrist grapnel with an easy motion. When she spun around and started blabbing, it was pretty clear she was trying to distract him to make a grab for the weapon. She finally made her move with characteristic subtlety and restraint; she screamed “HEADS UP NIGHT-BRAIN! He he!” and tossed a chair in his general direction.

As it flew past his shoulder, Dick aimed the grapnel at the gun and fired. The pincer on the end of the gas propelled rope grabbed ahold of the weapon and, with the a flick of his wrist, retracted and sent it shooting across the floor towards him. He brought it to a stop by stamping down with one foot, not breaking eye contact with Harley. His stamp knocked the magazine out and crushed the trigger guard, just as he meant to. With a reload and a few moments work to bend the guard back into shape, it would be fireable but not before then. In a swift motion, he stepped sideways, retrieved the chair and set it back upright.

"I think that's a great idea Harley, glad you suggested it." He pushed the chair towards her across the floor and pointed at it, indicating she should sit. "Let's talk. How's the clown doing these days? Healthy? In good humour? Because I really need to find him and if he is all those things, to change that." Dick didn't want to bring up the Batman yet, Harley would likely do it for him if she knew anything and if she didn't, he saw no reason to inform her that he was missing.
@ProPro
LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU.

But I imagine some of your problem was with the misuse of Dick? Because that got my goat pretty badly. It was even worse in the sequel, Batman vs Robin, the out of character stuff on the part of Nightwing was what made me stop watching it. It was either that or punch the computer's screen. And my laptop has enough problems as it is.
@Jinny
Haven't seen Bad Blood yet, I imagine it's terrible, but she didn't really get any characterisation at all in Son of Batman aprt from "wants to sex Bruce" and "sort of cares for Damian". That's... literally it. Nothing about her commitment to the League's teachings, nothing about her resentment of her father, nothing about her wish to keep Damian with her. Given that she can be a very interesting character if used well, it's just another one of the movie's many sins.
@Jinny
It was god awful from start to finish and I like watching terrible films. Shoddy writing, crappy voice acting, boring direction, complete misuse of every character featured (except Alfred), slipshod pacing and some of the worst understanding of how to tell a Batman story I've seen in some time.

I tried watching Batman vs Robin as well, had to shut it off for fear of punching my computer.
@LePouvantail
I know, I had a Bane sheet at 50% completion and the beginnings of Deathstroke one a few days ago but set them aside when I saw Ruby say 'no more villains'.

Obviously the villains should outnumber the Bat-family but not by too much, otherwise it's just unsporting. Especially with all these talons arriving. I'm tempted to make an OC street level, a cop or a PI or something.

I wonder if Deathstroke could be considered Neutral...
@The Kid Lantern
I feel like that was how the film makers thought as well.

"We've put all the characters names and faces in there, plus some random villains and a few ninjas. Now to turn on the blender and profit!"
@The Kid Lantern
Compared to how badly written, directed and paced it is, that's one of my more minor complaints.
Why did no one tell me how fantastically awful the Son of Batman film was before I started watching it?
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