Beatrix

Dear Drakel:

Drakel said
Madam... You are clearly beyond obsessed in gaining my attention. Note that other being the god of dragons nothing is really that special about me... Sure I hold the world's longest fap record and I will fuck your Volkswagen, but other than that I must ask, why is it that you long for me so? I'm too fabulous for you and we both know it but while you declare yourself queen I am still the god of all dragons. So please, don't be hatin on my draco hoard swag or my fuckin magical science. Cuz gurl, nobody like te hatez.

My son is growing up!

^>V game

^Ew. Fuck no
<Needs to fold clothes
V Can't hear Mike snoring

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Sloth said
What if he gave them blood transfusions or something? Put his hair in their pie?

Sperm bank. Or do this, then your seed will be everywhere

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Sloth said
Or do what George Lucas did and adopt kids with weird names. Well, only two of his kids have weird names, but you get the point.

Doesn't count as it needs to be his seed.

^>V game

^Has really wonderful grammar
< Is really tired
V Hates me with a passion

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natsumehack said
Give him mike's hard lemonade.

Oh sleepy time gutter mind. How I love you.

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lol

Gowi said
I wish I had soul currency.

You could always give him your first spouse. For instance, I would give him Mike. But then he would have Rilla knocking on his door for his baby back.

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Sloth said
Ew. That just looks disgusting.

Reminds me of the gum trees at various places

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Queen Bea bitches. XD

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