Beatrix

My thoughts on life.

Between trolling some idiot, talking to squee, and reading this, I can't stop laughing.

My best friend just published her first book.

Barioth said
I think Lord of the Rings for elves, but I think mostly Silvian or Wood Elves are the woodland ubersnipers. Bosmer are the same.

Orcs are still elves in that.

My best friend just published her first book.

Ew.

Ews

My best friend just published her first book.

Orcs in many canons are a sub-species of elves.

Alright, Nat,

K-97 said
Nat...I thought we were married???

Doesn't matter. People can be matched to others.

Frizan's Pie Sessions #1

Guru said
Well, that is a totally different scenario. Am I in the mood for forking? or in the mood for sleeping?

Sleep forking.

Frizan's Pie Sessions #1

Guru said
Nope... can't do it. If I'm just laying down... fine, it's ok. But to actually try going to sleep like that. Never. If I'm trying to sleep, the only thing I'm spooning with is my pillows and my bed. I don't need no hot human laying that close to me while I try to sleep. XD

But... it leads to forking...

Frizan's Pie Sessions #1

Guru said
#ScrewSpooning

Spooning is the best part of going to sleep...

Frizan's Pie Sessions #1

Jster said
Its a pie themed slingshot.

I can't get over your sig...

Slingshot's Kife Kessons #181

Doivid said
all that bugs me about beer is how much I have to pee.

It's the same with coffee. Coffee and beer are diuretics.