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ZEUS
๐š๐™ฐ๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ธ๐™ด๐š ๐™ถ๐™พ๐™ป๐™ต ๐™ฐ๐™ฝ๐™ณ ๐™ฒ๐™พ๐š„๐™ฝ๐šƒ๐š๐šˆ ๐™ฒ๐™ป๐š„๐™ฑ ยป ๐š‚๐™ด๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐šƒ๐™ป๐™ด ๐š„๐™ฝ๐™ธ๐š…๐™ด๐š๐š‚๐™ธ๐šƒ๐šˆ
๐™บ๐™ธ๐™ฝ๐™ถ ๐™พ๐™ต ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ด ๐™ถ๐™พ๐™ณ๐š‚


Alright, Zeusโ€ฆ

Focus.

Eyes on the fucking prize.

No way you screw this up now.

Squinting against the glow of the sun, he casts a critical eye over the sight laid out before him, like Leonidas or Alexander the Great surveying the field before battle. Itโ€™s early morning, so the air is still blanketed with a light layer of mist, and thereโ€™s a gentle breeze rustling through the trees.

Gods, this is almost too easy, Zeus thinks, feeling the corner of his lips curl up into a smirk.

Bastards wonโ€™t know what hit him โ€˜em.

Instinctively, his fingers tighten around the grip, patent leather feeling warm, rough and familiar against his palms. By now, itโ€™s almost become something of an extra limb. It moves exactly how it wants it to move, and does exactly what he wants it to do. With a single shot, he could annihilate his enemies, crush them until thereโ€™s nothing left but dust.

Drawing in a deep breath, Zeus makes some final readjustments. Knees slightly bent. Feet shoulder-width apart. Spine straight. When it comes to these things, posture is key.

Now, all thatโ€™s left to do is take the shot.

With one final glance towards his target, he lets his lungs empty of air, pulls back his arms, and swings.

WH-THOCK!

The ball goes sailing through the air, following its designated trajectory until suddenly, a gust of wind knocks it off course.

Shit.

Without taking his eyes off the ball, Zeus allows his consciousness to expand beyond its mortal confines. His powers may have been neutered by the Colossus, but if he listens, really try to, he can still hear the wind speaking to him.

So he reaches out to it, coaxing the wind to whip up another gust to put the ball back on its original trajectory. Itโ€™s been awhile since Zeus has done this, though โ€”โ€“ influencing the weather. Safe to say heโ€™s a little rusty, and for a long moment, it seemed as if nothing was going to happen at all. But then, he feels the air currents shift, a breeze coming in from the northeast, and watches as the ball veers back on course to tumble gracefully to the green, less than a yard away from the hole.

Still got it.

โ€œWhoa. Nice shot.โ€

โ€œI try. So whoโ€™s up next? Bill?โ€

โ€œAre you kidding? At this rate, I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever be able to catch up. How about throwing the next two holes? You know. For an old friend.โ€

โ€œNooot a chance. You were the one who wanted to make it a competition, remember?โ€

โ€œHeโ€™s right.โ€

โ€œShut up, Vic. You know what, Dean? Youโ€™re just too damned good. And what the hell was that zig-zag shit you were doing with the ball just now?โ€

โ€œJust the wind, Bill. You know how it gets in Seattle this time of year.โ€

โ€œSome kinda windโ€ฆโ€

โ€œYou can say that again. Speaking of which: I hope you didnโ€™t forget about our agreement. Loser buys drinks โ€”โ€“ isnโ€™t that right, Vic?โ€

โ€œYup.โ€

โ€œShut up, Vic.โ€

โ€œHey, at least somebody remembers. But, uh, fair warning, Bill: Iโ€™ve got expensive taste, and that โ€˜94 Screaming Eagle we saw on the way in? Itโ€™s looking pretty good right about now.โ€



To Zeus, there really is no better way to spend your morning than getting trashed.

I mean, come on โ€”โ€“ heโ€™s the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar company. Sipping Black Label and Sauvignon Blanc with executives at brunch is just part of the job, just like slogging through inch-thick contracts for acquisitions, or doing lines off your expensive mahogany desk.

Or taking on that pretty, blonde intern from California as your personal assistant and protรฉgรฉ after a totally fair and unbiased screening.

(Her nameโ€™s Sheila, and phew! Get a load of this resume: double major from MIT in management and business analytics, minor in marketing strategy, and we canโ€™t forget to mention her scarily in-depth understanding of consumer behavior, but weโ€™re kind of getting off track here, so weโ€™ll get back to her first-class credentials another time.)

What heโ€™s trying to say is that thereโ€™s nothing wrong in letting loose every once in a while. Life under the Colossus is dull enough as it is. No gods. No powers. No nothing. None of his ilk really knew if and when things were going to go back to the way they were, and yeah, itโ€™s fucking terrifying to think about; but thatโ€™s just the thing!

Since they could all die at any moment, doesnโ€™t it make sense to always live life to the fullest?

Unfortunately for Zeus, however, that meant that he was going to have to go easy on the wine. Thereโ€™s been talk floating around about another Conclave for the past few weeks, and wouldnโ€™t you know it โ€”โ€“ an email from the Morrigan eventually found its way into his private inbox the evening prior.

Now, he doesnโ€™t know what the Conclave was going to entail, or even how the Morrigan managed to get her hands on his personal email, but one thingโ€™s for certain: he was going to show up on time and make a good impression.

โ€ฆWell, heโ€™d try to, anyway. Itโ€™s been a rough few centuries, him trying to fix things with his family. Call it a work in progress.

And thatโ€™s how Zeus ended up here, sitting in a wicker chair at some country club bar, nursing his glass of wine like it was the last one heโ€™d ever get to drink. He was unusually quiet, and Bill, perhaps sensing an opportunity to usurp Zeusโ€™ position as the de facto leader of the trio, began to loudly recount his trip to Monte Carlo. It didnโ€™t help that he was already three drinks in โ€” Bill has always been a cheap drunk โ€” and the way his voice carried across the patio earned them a few dirty looks from the staff.

Zeus wasnโ€™t thinking about Bill, though. He was busy trying to figure out a way of smoothing over tensions with the rest of his Pantheon, especially Hera. The last time they saw each other at the Conclave in โ€˜39, things did not pan out well, and the last thing he needs is a repeat of that.

But maybe thereโ€™s something he can do, you know? Extend the proverbial olive branch. Show her and everybody else that he was no longer the unbalanced, megalomanic narcissist he used to be, though heโ€™s still working on the โ€œunbalancedโ€ and โ€œnarcissistโ€ parts.

Question is: whatโ€™s something everybody likes?

Excusing himself from Bill and Vicโ€™s company, Zeus pulls his phone out of his pocket to dial in the number for Sheila. The call goes through after only two rings.

Atta girl. So efficient.

โ€œYeah, hi, Sheila. Itโ€™s me. Listen, I need you to โ€”โ€“ no, I havenโ€™t been drinking.โ€

A pause.

โ€œYes, I do remember that I have a meeting in an hour. At the university. Thank you for reminding me, by the way, even if it was completely unnecessary. Look, I need you to run a quick errand for me. Those danishes Paul brought to the office last weekโ€ฆ find out where he got them from, because I need to place an order.โ€



His drive to the university is more nerve-wracking than it has any right to be. Heโ€™s got about six or seven boxes of delicate, very flaky pastries strapped into the passenger seat of his car โ€” no bag, because the cashier at the patisserie said they were moving towards a minimal waste policy โ€” and with every turn he makes, he fears that they might all end up tumbling out and coat the inside of his car with powdered sugar.

But Zeus follows all the rules of traffic, uses his turn signal, stops when the light turns amber instead of stepping on the gas like he usually does, and manages to get to the university without a scratch upon his person or the danishes.

Now, to find the conference room.

Easier said than done when you have your arms full of baked goods. It takes some wandering around and quite a few looks from curious students before he finds himself standing outside an unmarked door in a quieter part of campus.

Is this the place?

No, it couldnโ€™t be. This was a glorified broom closet.

But behind the door, Zeus could sense the telltale buzz of magical energy, of the ichor that ran through each and every one of their veins.

So this is what itโ€™s come toโ€ฆ He wrinkles his nose, already imagining the stench of mothballs wafting through the air. Maybe the Morrigan could use some help with planning the next time they hold a Conclave. And a little more funding certainly couldnโ€™t hurt.

Heโ€™s here for a reason, though. Zeus has to remind himself of that when he realizes that heโ€™s still standing there, waiting. Now that heโ€™s finally here, a vague sort of trepidation has come over him, like a spider creeping up his spine, but he quickly shuts out any doubts he might have before they get the chance to coalesce, and pushes open the door with his foot.

Big smile, Zeus. And remember to be genuine.

โ€œHey, everyone. I brought danishes!โ€
@fledermaus Thanks and will do! Just gotta blow the dust off my Discord... :Y





Jeez, we got a couple of lawyers in here, huh?

Anyway, I hope this is alright! Please feel free to let me know if thereโ€™s anything I should change. C:

Hi! Stumbled upon this and I'm super interested. Would it be alright if I called dibs on Xolotl? :3
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