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@Unoedipal

Huh. I cant find it in the wiki anymore, but something along those lines used to be in the references section. Maybe they retconned it, in which case about time since I honestly can't think of that many legendary figures who have as many feats as he does. I mean, it's straight up in his legend that he is the strongest hero in his Cycle.

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@Unoedipal

Did you read the rest of my post? But yeah, he is described as average, which I totally agree makes zero sense.

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@Ciphra
sounds great, I will be in latter today. Unoedipal's the one you really want to send the profile to though.

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I never really liked that in the Fate Setting Cuchulain was described as an average hero, when you read his source material hes clearly one of the greater legendary fighters. His Gae Bolg ability never really made sense to me either, especially when he should be able to best 90% of other Heroic Spirits through conventional fighting :P

My only guess as to why he was described as average was because the bar was set very high in Fate Stay Night with extreamly famous legends. In any other war he's a top level ass wrecker, auto kill spear or no. Also I guess his Master was not the best, but still.

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@Ciphra

I have a Servant who is in need of a Master, go check out Berserker. Keep in mind he is evil and monsterous though he does not seem so outwardly, or at least he would not for a long time. Keep that in mind if you are planning a good aligned master, though of course conflict is the spice of life. He is a melee heavy high skill warrior, though with Achilles and Cuchulain on the field hes not going to win any "best fighter" awards in this war. Hes no slouch though.

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@Ciphra Vodka... Rum... Tequila, Smirnoff Ice... naw man. PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!

Your answer to the riddle is wrong, the correct answer is the Lawful Hodor, because in this setting famous kings get superpowers after they die and come back to enforce their will on the world as legendary spirits who are immune to bullets or modern armaments which are the most the Third Hodor can buy with his Gold Hodors. The Second Hodor would of course win by a mile, except for the fact that gods are not allowed to be summoned by the Grail, therefor he is useless.

Anyway welcome to the Forum. Join us in peace and prosperity.

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@Ciphra Hey oh! Welcome aboard if you are new. First question, what kind of beer do you like?

Second question, In a room sit three great men, a Hodor, a Hodor, and a Hodor. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says the First Hodor, ‘for I am your lawful Hodor.’ ‘Do it,’ says the Second Hodor, ‘for I command you in the name of the Great Hodor.’ ‘Do it,’ says the Third Hodor, ‘and all this Hodor shall be yours.’ So tell me – who lives and who dies and who Hodors?

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@Holy Grail

Neopolitan Ice Cream is a weak ice cream. It will make you weak if you eat it. Craven and feeble. The only Ice Cream I endorse is Pabst Blue Ribbon Ice Cream. youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

So are you a teacher or a substitute or something? Aside from classes from the black lagoon I mean. I am thinking about trying to become an english teacher, but the liberal arts is a scary place to major in right now. :P

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@Holy Grail

First day off after a week padded out with overtime. Im relaxing with a bowl of ice cream and beer, watching game of thrones and waiting for Total War Warhammer to come out.

One of you bloody landlubbers beta ge me ma master, or I wont send you no pizza rolls in the mail.

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@Raijinslayer

You got it, take your time.