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If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.
Name: Takeshi Takada Gender: male Age: 19 Power: Elementalism Pet peeves: Someone stronger than him / Being bested Appearance: Special skills: Shaolin Kung Fu - using this fighting style he can harness the power of the elements to maximize his damage output using his body. Focused Chi combined with electricity for lightning fast reflexes and electrifying punches while using the wind to boost his speed to bring it on par with his mind. He uses the third eye to feel his opponent's energy, to feel where they are, how far away they are. So even if his eyes can't keep up with the speed at which he fights at or travels at, his mind's eye can cover that flaw. You need years of training and meditation to achieve these feats and luckily for him, he was gifted with the ability to learn fast and adapt to these powers and abilities. Weapons: Chained Whips and a double edged sword. Personality: Vigilant, always keeping a watchful eye on his surroundings. A light sleeper so he is always ready whenever the need may arise. And is always looking for a challenge to test his skills.
Name: Gor'Dorthrar of the Gul'Thazar Empire. Age: 39 Occupation: Torturer Ring: Black Crystal Ring
Appearance:
A precise replica of the skull of the previous owner. He added some elements to make it more aesthetically pleasing but otherwise it stays true to the original only that it is metal.
His body is cloaked by a dark robe and he wears metal gauntlets and boots.
Biography: No one knows of his origins or his life before he was found in the underground fighting pits of Gul'Thazar. He had made a name for himself and qualified for the finals. It was him, as a 19 year old kid vs the long standing champion of 20 years of pit fighting, the Mighty Gordrass. He was a big brainless brute with multiple metal objects protruding from his body. Scars adored his physique like the exquisite carvings of a fine china, except this was gruesome and disturbing, not for the faint of heart. But this sport wasn't for soft people. Only the most amoral and evil people came here. Watching other people shed blood and fight with animalistic ferocity, not even a proper arena match between warriors, more like watching 2 beasts tear at each other while the real beasts cheered for them. So there stood Gor versus the mighty champion of the pits, Gordrass. A fight to remember, a fight that would change everything, a fight that would be personally spectated by the emperor...
Years Later Screams echoed through the dungeon walls, reaching all the way to the ground levels. It was built this way for everyone near the castle to witness, these pained and deathly screams, for their very soul to understand and fear what happens when you go against the Empire. The whole Empire itself felt like it was taken from a horror novel written by sadistic cannibalistic serial killer with a twisted mind. Their cities, their armies and tactics, everything about them resonated this madness that had become part of everyone within the Empire. And their goal? To spread this madness.
Gor stood right at the source of all that screaming. He was the torturer after all. Slowly and patiently he took his time on the prisoner. This one was special after all. He had something that had caught the interest of Gor. A ring to be precise, a ring with a black crystal embedded on it. Taking the ring out of his pocket and looking it quizzically once more, he then spoke to the prisoner without moving his eyes off the ring:"You will tell me all you know about this ring. Now, how painfully long that shall take...is up to you." During the following days he got every ounce of information he could out of the old man. He also learned about the existence of other rings. Now he had a goal in mind, the collection of every ring, achieving the ultimate power and ultimately ruling over this world. But he couldn't just leave the Empire, he would be hunted down, he had to do something about that and so he did. Using the power of the ring he threw the emperor out of the balcony. With him dead, there was an absence of power which caused every future wanna-be-emperor to claw through each-other to fill it. With the Empire in utter chaos and close to ruin as the Emperor was all that kept it together, or rather the fear of him which was built over centuries of legends. Supposedly he was immortal although that wasn't the case but that's how the rumors worked and how the whole system kept the Empire "in order". Now, just as he was holding a grand speech, an unseen force throw him all the way in the middle of the crowd. This cause quite a bit of panic and Gor used this panic to escape unnoticed.
Now free of the Empire he set on his search to locate the rings. But the old man also told him of how people went mad when wearing more than 1. He had to find away around that but first things first, locate the rings, then he would decide what to do.
hhh, I'd like to reserve 2 more spots for dead-humans-transported-to-fantastical world. I mean if there are 2 more left I'd like to grab em by the p...air. Yeah, one more pair of revived characters.
@ChickenTeriyaki Granted. You discover the cure but the formula is so complex that you soon forget it. :/
After my hellish and angelic legions got beaten in the alternate universe, they returned to their home world. I wish that all my forces were so strong and powerful that no other being in any universe could defeat them.
@akje You know that Fus Ro Dah dragonborn shout and all those songs and videos? Almost like that but in a low demonic whisper where the r-u-h, sk-o and d-ah part is prolonged into a spine chilling whisper. The r in the end is almost silent. And it's more like a curse. The cursed person hears the name being whispered to him just before the beast strikes. And he only strikes during the night.
The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.
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