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4 yrs ago
Current If you get a bigger bed you will have more bed room, but less bedroom
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5 yrs ago
So you open the door and enter your bathroom,wash your hands for 20sec then close the door when u leave.Right, you touched the doorknob before and after the washing.The faucet too. It's all pointless.
5 yrs ago
Exactly. You should reply with "I'm very interested, let's move this over to skype ;)" Anything less and it shows you're not fully committed.
6 yrs ago
Huh...was just watching some hentai as per usual when,amidst all the moaning and squelching sounds"Anastasia - Once Upon a December"violin version started playing.Well it was kinda emotional decision.
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6 yrs ago
I've read too many Isekai game-like novels. So I'm always spamming crappy jokes with the hope that with time my Humor Skill will level up and I'll start spitting good ones.
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The only thing I'm "sad" about is that the way my life is going, it's going to be a hellride with a disappointing and unfulfilling end. My road is set ahead of me and I feel powerless to achieve what I desire or even have peace of mind. Time is taken from me whilst my by the day depleting will for change and something better is draining away with it.-Someone actually wrote that.

Most Recent Posts

Ok, I see this takes a lot of inspiration from GoT so I say, I vote that we bring MAGIC IN!
@Lurking Shadow You need the..uh.. eye of the captain to..open the safe...
Wait a minute...there IS gonna be a party the day of the arrival right? I mean THE KING OF ANOTHER KINGDOM ARRIVED! WOOHOO PARTYYY!
I mean it's just logical to have a party, a feast, a dance maybe? during the night of their arrival. Or the next to let them rest properly first.
Let's go then. Still don't have your character fleshed out. Hell, even a single conversation might make it better...err...I think that there is a very high chance that my character would get physical.
God why did I pick to RP as this guy. It's tiring being angry and on edge "all the time".

Edit: LOL what happened to "Overly Opinionated Bitch"
@Prawn You can be the head of the SS..err..secret po-..err..Black Hands. Yeah, found the name. You are one of my most trusted people who I let handle the matters of hunting down those who would want me dead.

And you @Pundii can be my royal adviser and handles my safety, guards etc. Or you can be one of my generals..

@Filthy Mudblood Just a jest, just a jest....try saying that 7 times in a row quickly. Discovered a new tongue twister.
Sooo..... we just write..."They go behind closed doors where no one can see or hear them and..."
None can see us if we write that we are behind closed doors! Punishing us for writing smut here would be META GAMING!
How would they know what we really are doing without meta gaming? The role-players paradox.
Collab smut? or hints of half-rape? I doubt the queen likes it when Jack goes down on her And AAAAAAND my character has a very large donger that it would normally hurt every woman, even the most trained whores....
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I think I ruined any chance I had of a collab...sigh
Does anyone want to collab with me?
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No one? I mean, I can add that he drinks a soothing substance to become...less insane. At least it stops him from killing people. Just beating them close to death.

And why are the first eyes green?
I was thinking of making a brute demon character. I was thinking of maybe making him someone's bodyguard? I don't know yet. Any of your characters have some position of power that would require a bodyguard?
Guys, I don't wanna be a dick, but this started 2 months ago = some hours IC. That screams fail to me looking on all the posts. EVery single RP get's stuck on the little bumps in the start, focusing too hard on the detail and all the actions yada yada.

Our Jest already opened a pathway for the slime to sneak up on the captain. I mean seriously. If no one wraps this up soon, I'll make my character charge up the bridge, God-Mode tanking and dodging every hit, snag the captains eyeball after killing him in a single line, go back to the safe, open it, get the shit and go to my ship.

..my character charge up the bridge, God-Mode tanking and dodging every hit, snag the captains eyeball after killing him in a single line, go back to the safe, open it, get the shit and go to my ship.


See this quote? It will be my actual IC post. I won't add a thing.
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