Blabbo

Myriad Reality

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It is mercenary work. But not always combat.

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*Raises an eyebrow*
What does that have to do with anything?

@Host

Unless I misinterpreted, It seems to me that you don't think my job is all that hard.

Myriad Reality

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Could just dye your hair if you wanted to fool someone. The height’s not noticeably different unless you’re looking out for it.

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Mission, objective. Even adventure, depending. “Quest” gives me old-timey vibes, a lot like back home.

@Intrepid

I mean she is four foot maybe three inches. I was carrying her like football earlier...I am well above five and
*giggles*
don't need a step stool look over the bar.

Myriad Reality

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Hm...
*Rubs my chin*
It is a low bar, after all.

@Host

*raises an eyebrow*
I'm sorry? But, the amount of work orders I get from you alone could ruin a lot of people's days. Don't you even know how to use a plunger?

Myriad Reality

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Can a fragment be better than the original version?

@Host

Maybe? I was formed in mind for maintenance and other purposes. So, potentially.

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Because you’re a fragment of her what? And thank you.

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The boss?

@Intrepid

I meant that I am a fragment of her that I can be a good stand in of being SideSlash; the biggest discrepancy would be my height and hair color though.

Myriad Reality

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*Leans back and grabs the first mug*
Thanks, Mel.

@Host

I-I don’t hate that name, but please refrain.

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*Laughs*
Did I become a high-end customer or something? You don’t have to worry about anything “sufficing”. I’m just along for the ride.

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I’m just quoting someone I heard say something to that effect.
*Shrugs in a jovial manner*
Couldn’t tell you who though.

@Intrepid

*hand you your drink*
Well, I was thinking because I am a fragment of her…

Myriad Reality

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Thanks. Put it on our tab.

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I didn't realize the two of you were enemies.

@Host

*nods and pulls them away as they top off and I set them on a tray, finishing up CLaire's drink*

Myriad Reality

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We’ll see. She is a terrible person, after all.

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Pfft. Nah, don’t bother her. Far from an end of the world situation.

@Intrepid

Well, I hope I can suffice in her stead. Gio and Lily can be a nice audience for you too.

Myriad Reality

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Hm. If you need a couple of mercenaries, keep us in mind.

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A couple of meads for me too, while you're at it.

@Host

On it!
*places two mugs under a tap and they begin to fill as I craft Claire's drink*

Myriad Reality

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No need. They weren’t exactly important plans. We just haven’t talked in a while. Was going to catch up a bit.

@Intrepid

I can bring her back, she may be drunk, but she can be entertaining for you.

Myriad Reality

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What’s abnormal about Mel?

@Host

Ehh, it still falling in-line with that naming scheme.

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*Exhales exasperatedly*
I’m not the one to ask for the finer details. But they’re taking down a long-time menace that they have personal beef with.

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*Taps my chin*
Old Glory. I wasn’t planning on it, but I guess plans have been foiled with Sideslash out of commission.

@Intrepid

I'll make it right away,
*starts to set up making the drink*
and I apologize about her, the little lady really got on her nerves.