Blabbo

Myriad Reality

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You haven’t been really hurt by now?

@Multifarious

I mean, like, a lost limb or something.
*finishes my last mac n cheese ball*
You really think I wandered into places that were just daisies and buttflies?
*starts putting up the plates and cleaning the pans*
I had to survive in many crazy worlds. Through my own choices though, in most cases. Found a really crazy world that is only able to be accessed through very specific means.

Myriad Reality

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Eye doctor time for you. That might be something in Mom’s resume, if you’re lucky.

@Multifarious

I am fine though.
*rubs my forehead*
If my vision was bad I probably would have either died or bene really hurt by now.

Myriad Reality

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*Keeping my hand in the same position, I move it forward slightly and flick you squarely in the forehead with my middle finger*
Trick question. You didn’t see that coming.

@Multifarious

*reels back, my eyes clenched*
Eh.

Myriad Reality

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*Holds up my index finger*
You know the drill. How many?

@Multifarious

One fingie.

Myriad Reality

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And you just confirmed you need glasses.

@Multifarious

I do not, my vision is amazing. I can see just fine.

Myriad Reality

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That’s not how that works at all. Unless your vision is bad.

@Multifarious

Aha! So it does work! You just confirmed it!!

Myriad Reality

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… Do you need glasses?

@Multifarious

No! I think you may have caught the stupids as well. Have you ever heard binoculars? When you shrink them it refines the vision. Same with your eyes silly.

Myriad Reality

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Then I will diagnose you with a mild case of the stupids.

@Multifarious

But I can see slightly better, so it’s a win

Myriad Reality

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Keep one eye open next time you sleep. That’s all I’m saying.

@Multifarious

*squints*
What if I do this instead?

Myriad Reality

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You have a rude awakening coming if you think I haven’t seen the real deal.

@Multifarious

Well, that statement was in fact rude especially since I am already awake.