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Xzayler said
We arleady have mew mew girls who are boring as fuck in all settings.Btw, wanna join my "MFOCG" club? It stands for "making fun of cat girls"

Only if my "Goblins vs. Nazi Mounties" club can be allies with it.

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Xzayler said
D: but why are Nazis always the bad guys? Lets make the bad guys American instead.Now that I wrote this, I'll start writing my will cos I'll get shot by some CIA agent. It will be in my cupboard ok?

Nazis because there's a legend about a Nazi who tried to stab a Golem in a synagogue attic (I think) and the Golem ended up killing him.
Also, Golems are originally from Jewish folklore. Badass revenge, eh?

And also I'm reconsidering it... Evil Mounties, anyone?

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Slendy said
D: I'm dumb I forgot there were no humans!!!!!! I guess I'm gonna have to be a regular golem.

Also, Chad, put Nazis in as enemies and make them terrified of Golems.

Think of it-- Goblins and Golems teaming up to kick Nazi asses. It will be badass.

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Xzayler said
The hell are you talking about! Humans dont exist!He could be a weregolem as though?

And also humans are boring as fuck in a fantasy setting.

Be a Gobbo or something cool.

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Slendy said
Hey can my character transform into a golem? Well its more like have a human form.?

That sounds way OP.

And would make an excellent villain.

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Xzayler said
Frin's singing is "said" to have magical properties like paralysis and causing dementia. Maybe it can heal golems as well?

Can it move whatever the golem is made out of? I think repairs should replace magic healing for Golems.

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Xzayler said
I honestly think we are more than ready to start.Chad, please open at least the OOC.

C'mon Chad, work with us here!

TBH, he'll probably begin it today when he gets on.

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Derpestein said
I agree with this.After all...The golems are somewhat big rock creatures of rock.Goblins are puny fleshings.

Puny fleshlings with nasty claws. And abs the size of hams.

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Derpestein said
You'd need to list pros and cons of the new race that you'd be adding in to the GM.

True, true. Make a race sheet and maybe Chad will accept it.

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Derpestein said
WE HAVE LIKE 2 GOATSYOU GUYS HAVE ATLEAST 2 SPELLBORNSAND THERES 1 GOBLINWE NEED MORE GOBLINS.AND THESE CAPS NEED TO DIE.

YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WE NEED MORE GOBBOS.