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As the Hawaiian Shirt Cruise Crazie started heading for Stevie he reached into his bag and hit the Cruise Crazie on the side of the head with one of the bottles of vodka. It shattered against the Cruise Crazies's head, making it stumble, but still on its feet. It quickly regained it s composure and made a lunge for Stevie! However the creature did not seem to remember that a broken vodka bottle can become a lethal weapon when broken open. Stevie shoved the broken piece into the Cruise Crazie's Neck, causing the creature to go limp. Stevie threw it to the bed. "That's that done." Stevie said to Devon. Then realizing he wasn't finished with his work. "Oh come on, you ain't done yet?" Stevie picked up the metal cane that he threw away earlier and waited for the brawl on the floor to reach the optimal position. (When the Cruise Crazie was on top of Devon) He then proceeded to clock the beast right in the back of head with the cane. "You owe me for that one." Stevie remarked.

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Official Name for the enemies are "Cruise Crazies".

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Currently at the moment we're connecting via radio, once we're done with our initial encounters. BTW Can I include an equipment check each time I post with Stevie, so I can remember what he's got?

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"Why would that son of a bitch give me this thing if I don't know how to use it?!" Stevie thought to himself. He tossed the cane to the side, probably a bad idea since a Cruise Crazie is coming at him. This one was the woman in the purple dress, she looked like the girl that tricked him into playing Poker. "Aw shoot. Come on, give me something good." Stevie reached into his bag and through his can of Coca-Cola at the Crazie's Head, it shattered upon contact with a dazzling display of foam. The Cruise Crazie screamed and started clawing around, temporarily blinded. "Ok, good, just need something to finish it off." He reached into the bag and pulled out......the Stilleto......Really? "ARGAURGAURAUG!" Yelled the charging Cruise Crazie, she missed and Stevie swung the stiletto. The heel got caught in her neck, he pulled forward and the Cruise Crazie fell to ground. That was one more Cruise Crazie dealt with, but the stilletto was broken. Annoyed, Stevie threw it to the side. "Hellooooooooo Asshooooole" Cried his second Cruise Crazie, Mr. Hawaii Shirt, the only guy who had a worse day then him at the Casino. He charged toward him, but first let's see what Devon was doing.

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As the asshole on the other end of the line was speaking to him and taking his sweet sweet time to save our hero's life, Stevie found a hole puncher and necklace that he used to make a hole in the keycard and wear it around his neck. (Only the magnetic stripe was important anyway, ) But something he forgot is that he didn't take stride to remember which room he threw himself into. He took a look through the eye-hole within the door. "Uhhh.....I didn't get a good look at the room number. But I know how to get here, once you leave the casino, it's the first door you can possibly see. You can tell its my room because there's three of these Cruise Crazies outside it. Two guys and a girl. One guy wearing a tux that's he ruined now, another one who's wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and a woman wearing some kind of purple sleeveless dress." The door started knocking. "Okay, so I think it's clear that neither of us can take these three on by ourselves. So tell me when you get here and we can double team them." Another few people came on the line. It seems the only sane people on this ship happened to be grabbing the radios. "Yeah, this is stevie. I don't what the hell's going on, but there's a bunch of crazy people all over this ship and they want us dead."

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Obviously this guy was going to be harder to deal with than some of the crazy people. "Because Asshole" Stevie Started "I just killed the captain in self-defense and I got a hold of his keycard, I got the ability to enter the tightest of security. I don't know how crazy it is on your side, but soon you're going to get cornered if I'm still here holding the keycard. " In the meantime while he was speaking, Stevie reached into the mini-fridge within the cabin, pulled two rare bottles of vodka, and a can of coke. He then dumped it into his bag.

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"I'm Stevie. I've been chased around by a bunch of crazy people. Captain Crazy slipped himself into the room I was in and tried to kill me. I'm one of the few people who aren't insane. Get me out of here! I'm in one of the first class cabins! "

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"Hello? Helloooooo?!?" Stevie was speaking to the radio. While all the action on the ship was occuring, Stevie was still speaking to the radio while putting on the Captain's Suit. "This is gonna be my best investment yet" Stevie began thinking to himself. "With this captain's outfit and keycard, I can gain control of this ship, then I'll learn to drive it, and sail it New York and sell it to some crazy hipster who makes videogames and has way too much time and money on his hands. I'll be rich!....But first I gotta get out of here." "Anyone gonna answer this thing?" Stevie said into the walkie talkie.

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The Captain was crawling towards him, slowly rising. Stevie looked at his possible weapons then finally decide on the lamp. "AUAUuAGUgAU!" The Captain leaped at Stevie who prompty whacked the base of the lamp over the head of the Captain. Knocking him out. But to make sure he'd be safe, he took the loose wire from the lamp and wrapped it around the neck of the captain, then pulled with all his might. Captain Crazy indeed lifted his head to get breath, but was unable to remove Stevie from his back. After what felt like forever, the captain stopped and died. "About goddamn time." Stevie said. He put the lamp back in his sack. He then searched the body of the corpse for anything useful. Success! The Captain's Wallet not only had a spare $100 in it, but an Captain's Key Card, meaning that Stevie could unlock any parts of the ship......including the main control room. "Hmmmm" Stevie thought to himself, but before he could say anything, the Captain's Radio sparked, with some conversation by some girl named Sierra. He decided to pick it up. "Uh hello? This is Stevie, I'm being chased by a bunch of crazies, the captain just tried to kill me, and now I've got his radio. Anyone there?"

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So now that we're all setting up our locations and points, can we get an update of which characters are close on the non-existent map of this ship? Is the maid close to Stevie because she's in the first class places? Are the people at the bar close together as well as Jimmy because the kitchen is close to it?