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3 yrs ago
Current So how much of Mahz's blood is margarita at this point?
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3 yrs ago
Simple: if you hate everyone equally, their pronouns are "dumbass" and "numbskull". Feel free to address me that way.
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3 yrs ago
I'm more than happy to respect the pronouns of anyone who isn't a piece of shit.
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3 yrs ago
It's less CWC having as much weight as personal issues and more me losing faith in humanity.
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3 yrs ago
I went offline to deal with personal issues. I come back to the internet to hear Chris Chan committed a serious, disgusting crime. Please let COVID turn into a zombie virus, I've had enough.
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Bio

WHO ARE WE!?

The necessary evil!

WHY ARE WE NECESSARY?

To purge the world of evil worse than man!

AND WHY ARE WE, GOD'S CHOSEN FEW, ORDAINED TO UNDERTAKE THIS UNHOLY TASK?

Because no one else will!

AND BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN' FUN!

Most Recent Posts

I may as well chime in. Though I keep my feet firmly in reality (or I try to), I've never ruled out the possibility of the paranormal. I come from a religious background, so I've always believed that there are things that exist, but we can't see, be they angels, demons, or spirits. Cryptids have fascinated me for as long as I've known about them, but I need facts that show me why it's possible that a creature might exist. As for aliens… well, let's just say they need to land in my yard and come in for a beer for me to believe.

When I was young, I owned hamsters. There was one in particular that I was attached to, a male albino named Snowball. He was a smart little guy, and sometimes it seemed he'd understand what I was saying to him. But as with all pets, Snowball died (at an old age for a hamster, I might add). That should have been the end of the story.

However, a few weeks after his death, I was laying in bed and couldn't sleep. Always been an insomniac. I'd been tossing and turning for a few hours when a kind of most formed into a white ball a few centimeters above my blanket. The weird thing is, it felt like it had weight to it. Not much, but it felt like there was something there. It made its way up my body to my chest, and then went to the spot between my neck and shoulder before disappearing.

I'll tell you why that seemed fairly significant, and related. Snowball got to the point that he'd sit on my shoulder like a parrot sometimes. In fact, I could walk around the house with him like that if I was careful.

I like to think that was Snowball. Maybe doing a little check up on me, or trying to let me know that he was okay.
I had a close friend in kindergarten that I insisted was my girlfriend. My mom always told me that she thought it was really cute, but I don't remember the friend very much. Despite that, I still occasionally wonder what she's up to.
I have an… odd affinity for female characters with parental issues (ie- Asuka from Evangelion).




I got to see one of my sister's ex boyfriends pop up in the news.

For possessing child porn.

He was arrested obviously.


I trust the criminal justice system will run its course. And by that I mean criminals will enact the justice on him.
Hi, New, I'm Dad.

Welcome to the Guild.


Hello, everyone, I'm FilthyWeeb, and as the title states, I'm here for lewd RPs. Well, I suppose I should let you know about myself.

— Twenty-something male from the US (ask about time zones, if you like)
All roleplays will take place via PM
— Degenerate weeb, absolutely adore ecchi and porn with plot; in the case of the latter, the ratio is up for discussion!
— Will discuss kinks and limits in PM
— I prefer writing one or two paragraphs (seven to ten sentences) per reply, but given the context of what I'm looking for (as well as IRL issues), odds are there'll be shorter ones

Without further ado, let's get into what you're undoubtedly here for. Any underlined role is my personal preference.

Human×kemonomimi/monstergirl (please inquire preferences via PM)
Human×demon girl
Human× elf girl/dark elf girl
Brother×sister (full, half, step, adopted)
— Cousin×cousin
— Servant×master/mistress
Bodyguard×royalty
Student×teacher
Student×student council/disciplinary committee member
To get the most out of this site, I figured I should start doing RPs that aren't NSFW. Some stuff about me:

- I am a 25 year old male from the continental US. Since this is more of a hobby than anything, I prefer a Free to Casual levels of writing.
- If a RP is romance-based, I prefer M×F (with me being the M), or F×F.
- Though these RPs will not be mature, I ask my partners be fine with violence, language, and innuendo, as I'm partial to all three.

This list will be updated in due time, but I'll throw these out there first.

Fandoms
- Jurassic Park/Jurassic World
- Everyday Life With Monster Girls
- Halo
- Alien, Predator, and AvP
- Call of Duty: Extinction
- Highschool of the Dead
- God Eater
- SAO AU revolving around GGO
- Akame ga Kill
- Monster Hunter
- Digimon

Non-Fandom Pairings/Plots/Settings
Anything crossed out is something I'm not looking for right now

- Magical girls (preferably a darker spin like Madoka or Yuki Yuna)
- Human x monster girl
- Creature hunter organization
- Something with Log Horizon's "trapped-in-a-game-world-but-you-don't-die-IRL" and Gun Gale Online's sci-fi setting with lots and lots and lots of guns
- RPG-esque fantasy or sci-fi world
- God Eater-esque world
- Creature hunter/paranormal organization (preferably where the solution to an infestation of monsters is hundreds or thousands of rounds of ammunition)
- Pacific Rim-inspired mecha and kaiju

Plot Ideas
Been playing Iceborne. Took down my first Barioth since 3U, and it was really down to the wire. On the bright side, I also got the limited event layered armor, which has a very lovely qipao aesthetic on female Hunters.

Sit back from the edge of your seat, if you can
Take a minute to remember to breathe, 'cause we're losing our minds
Where anything goes
Rebel just to say that you did, to impress every hate-spewing keyboarded kid
Let's let everyone know, anything goes

Can we live a real life? A real life; and do we even know what that means?
Can we live a real life; and know people outside machines?
Can we live a real life between the devil and the digital sea?
IRL, I'm fairly reserved and introverted. I hate crowds (I need alcohol to get through family gatherings, but I doubt that's unique to me), and talking for too long actually emotionally drains me. It's difficult for me to speak for multiple reasons. I like laughing and joking around, but I only do that with people I trust.

Online? Everything I repress comes out. I enjoy trolling (though I am very aware of lines that shouldn't be crossed), especially my friends.

Suffice to say that if any of my internet friends met me IRL they'd be surprised at the difference. I'd say the same about the vice versa, but that would require IRL friends.
Bumping.
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