Bondye

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"Speak of the devil, and he shall appear." The woman offered the agent a smile. "Mr. Grey, I presume. My name is Roberta Regis, but please Bobbi is just fine. Follow me, please." She led the two men to a table near the back of the shop, away from the other patrons, and sat down. "Let's get introductions out of the way. Mr. Grey, this is Jon Taylor, formerly an intern working at Jurassic World." She turned to Grey. "Mind introducing yourself?"

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Wait, is Grey some government agent? If so, what's his cover?

Name Change Request

Hello, it's a new year, so I'd like to rebrand myself. Thanks to an obscene orchestra, I've decided that I'd like my new username to be Definitely Cringe.

Thanks in advance.

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Soon™. My brain can come up with shitposts right now, but not much else.

What Are You Reading Right Now?

Been a while since I cracked open an actual book, but recently (especially with the whole 'rona situation) I've been reading more eBooks. For example, I recently wrapped up "The Kaiju Survival Guide" by Wes Parker, and I'm currently reading "Claw" by Katy Berry. My thoughts on both (mind you, I'm not terribly far into the latter).

The Kaiju Survival Guide

The book is pretty much what the title says: a survival strategy guide for a world where kaiju are a real and ever-present threat. However, it's interspersed with first- or secondhand accounts of survivors of kaiju attacks, which gives it an interesting feel. The book also has some meta-commentary on the kaiju genre, and the author is either a walking encyclopedia on the genre, or did exhaustive research on kaiju media. I highly recommend this one.

Claw

So there's a monster awakened from underground near a little town in bum-f*ck nowhere, British Columbia. Pretty standard setup for a horror story. Greedy businessman, a hunky sheriff, an attractive animal control officer who just arrived. Again, standard. But for some reason the author feels a need to give us every little detail about what the characters are eating. It's irritating, but I can overlook it. Will report more when I read more.

What Are You Listening To?

Sundering Artifice

What is age in an anime setting, really? All we need now is a 200 year old loli who acts like a grandma to the other characters and swings around a giant hammer.

IT'S ALL F***ING LEWD! (M seeking F characters, 18+, non-weebs need not apply)

Late night bump.

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Cupertino, California | July 2016

Christ, it was hot. Reminded him of Costa Rica, minus the humidity. He could live with dry heat, at least. As he made his way to the meeting place, he checked his watch. 12:30. If his contact wasn't already there, they would be there soon. Jon picked up his pace. His eyes were drawn to an old, dilapidated ad on the side of a building. One half showed a parent and their child rolling in a Gyrosphere among grazing herbivores, while on the other was a snapshot of the Mosasaurus leaping from the water to snag a shark for a snack; in the center separating them was that familiar logo with a skeletal Tyrannosaurus.

Jon stepped into the shop, and was greeted by a young barista. "Hi, there, what can I get you?"

"Just a small iced coffee for now." He glanced around at the other patrons. None of them really stood out. But what was he expecting? His contact to look like some secret agent?

"Mr. Taylor, I presume?"

Jon turned to see a woman dressed in a simple blouse and slacks. She was tall, with a tanned complexion, and brown hair and eyes.

"That's correct. And you are?"

"All in good time, Mr. Taylor."

"Please, Mr. Taylor was my father. Jon is fine." He paid for his coffee. "Are we waiting on someone else?"

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Hopefully tomorrow. Just need to iron a few things out, namely major NPCs, explaining certain things (for example, you'll notice that Spinosaurus is on the list of species; this will be something of a plot point).