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    1. Boss Kermit 8 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Nowadays it seems like making idiotic characters and decisions are the only way to flow along movie and show plots. Modern screenwriters are so subpar.
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4 yrs ago
Take over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit, look at all this money, ain't that some shit?
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4 yrs ago
"There are boogers on the wall and the toilet is leaking."
4 yrs ago
*makes a level 10 asshole remark to every single person in the status bar RN* HEY POOHEAD! *bends over and sticks green froggish ass out* (Referencing the other day.)
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Skip looked through the menu for a minute.
After looking for a few minutes he spoke up.

"Im feeling a three cheese pizza,"He said with a smile,"I'm thinking mozzarella,cheddar, and American.Yeah that sounds good!And a large Coke to go with it,yeah.As for desert I'm thinking sugar,"he said with a sly smile,"something with sugar,that is."

Just then Mary received a text from Tamisha.

Tamisha-So I just passed by the Pizza Hut and saw you going in there with Skip.Whats the deal girl you asking for trouble!
Haha it's only 10pm where I'm at, I can reply even decent posts at 3am, so if you want to continue we can :) It was just a tough post to go off of, but it's good now :)


Alright then just being considerate, the posting continues ^.^
Ugh my post was horrible :( Sorry, not doing so good right now.


It's okay ha-ha, you can post about them leaving and arriving at Pizza Hut and we can stop there tonight.
Get a good nights sleep and we can start fresh tomorrow :)
"N-No no, they-they don't wanna' come."Skip stuttered.

Damien smiled and said,"Thank you but no.I'm can't I'm sorry, I need to get home.Maybe we can hang out tomorrow."

Just then a bus horn could be heard blaring.
Damien and Kenyon hopped up from the bench along with the others.
Damien spoke,"Here's our ride.Hey I'll find you tomorrow at lunch."
He and the others all went piling onto the bus.

Skip turned to Mary,"See he'll find you tomorrow at lunch."He said with a goofy grin.
He looked in her review mirror and checked his hair then continued.
"Right now is our time sweetheart.Now,off to Pizza Hut we go!Oh by the way girl what's yo name?"
Sorry I'm trying to get good paragraphed posts out, it's a little difficult to.


It's alright, just try to get in at least like 8 sentences minimum per post so we can keep it pro. B-)
Skip dusted himself off and brushed off his bike.
He turned to her and said,"Yeah I would like that thanks.Wanna' maybe grab a pizza and some sodas while we are there?My treat.After all a gentleman of my calibre always takes care of a pretty young lady like yourself.And trust me, I've a lot more to show off other than just my charm and helpful persona."
He said with a big smile.
He popped her trunk and stuffed in his bike and then helped himself into her passenger seat.

"Aight chmon',"He said, giving her dashboard a hard slap,"let's go!"
Skip looked around and around.
There she was!
His face broke out into a big smile as he went trotting along after her pulling his bike alongside him.

"Hey gir-"He started, but didn't get to finish as he stepped into a large pothole and fell forwards.
He landed face first into some dirt along the edge of the parking lot, his sad little bike clattered down beside him.
He slowly raised his face.It was caked in dirt totally making him look like a clay sculpture.
Damien and the guys on the bench all broke out into loud laughter.

Kenyon called out to Mary,"Quick go before Sir Sad-So-Much recovers!"
This drew more laughter from the group, Damien stood and called out to Skip,"Hey Galahad you killed your horse!"
Skip stood and picked up his bike and wiped the dirt from his face and yelled back to Damien and his friends.
"Man y'all stop hating!This cheap-ass concrete needs fixing up anyway!"

Kenyon laughed and yelled out,"Oh yeah man that's one evil pothole.It gave that poor girl a chance to escape from you!"
The others laughed again.
3:05 END OF THE FIRST DAY

Damien sat on the bus stop bench with the other kids waiting for the school bus.He was chatting with one of his teammates and one of the school's track runners.He casually looked around and happened to see Skip standing at the bottom of the steps with Dare Devil.Thats what Damien called Skip's rickety old red bicycle.The chain was rusty, the paint was peeling and it even had a sad little bell that went click click instead of ding ding.
Damien smirked every time he saw that bike.
The funniest part was that Skip was proud of it.
He noticed Skip was eyeing the front door with precision.

After a minute Damien shook his grad and said aloud,"Good Lord."
"What?"Asked Kenyon, Damien's teammate.
Damien shook his head and said,"Nothing, nothing."
Kenyon looked confused but nodded.

Skip eyed the door from the bottom of the steps like an eagle hunting for prey.
Come on shawty where are you?He thought to himself as he kept looking.
Tamisha responded,"Nope, we've never had any classes or talked to each other really.I mean he's a good looking dude but like I said we've just never talked much at all.The occasional 'hey' here and there and that's it."

Amanda said,"I'm dating a guy on the baseball team.His names Henry.Really sweet guy.Obviously.Weve been dating since tenth grade."

Tamisha smiled and pointed at Mary and said,"And we know you single cuz you been asking bout Damien all lunch break."
She and Amanda started laughing and Tamisha waved her hand at Mary to indicate she was joking.

Just then the lunch bell rang.
Tamisha and Amanda said bye and told her to text them sometime and left.
Amanda and Tamisha both gave her their numbers.

Amanda spoke,"We're both on the cheer squad."

Tamisha nodded,"Yep, have been since freshman year."

Amanda snorted and said,"Yeah I'm a lot better though.In games anyway."
Tamisha looked at Amanda with a joking expression of anger and asked,"Excuse me what does that mean?"

Amanda laughed and replied,"Oh please you can shine in practice all you want to your too busy looking at Damien during the games,"she turned to Mary and laughed,"she literally missed two whole moves during a cheer cause she was trying to watch him dunk."

Tamisha shrugged and smiled,"Hey what can I say he got game and he fine hell yeah Ima' be watching him."
Amanda rolled her eyes and smiled.
She then asked Mary,"Do you do any sports?"
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