BrobyDDark

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The constant wars have not just taken their toll on the Jedi, however. Everyone's favorite Gungan, for instance, has been affected by the Sith. Jar Jar went from a bumbling, but happy go-lucky country bumpkin to a representative of his people...however, he's lost his happiness. His true companions, as well.

Padme lost her entire planet to conflict, and her life to grief.

Obi Wan resents Anakin for the loss of Qui Gon and, subsequently, the loss of his innocence. Though he came to accept Anakin as his brother that, too, would turn out to be for the worst, as more heartbreak came when Anakin betrayed the Jedi. His master and his best friend, killed by conflict. One by the Sith, one by the Jedi.

With this we can assume only one thing: it was not Anakin who was prophesied to bring balance to the Force, but rather Darth Vader. After order 66, only two Jedi- two TRUE Jedi- remained. Obi Wan, and Yoda. And only two TRUE Sith remaind. Palpatine and Darth Vader.

Though, in the end, Yoda and Obi Wan's deaths and, later, Palpatine and Darth Vader's death, would leave the Force unbalanced...as Luke remained.

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Shut up about that.

In the Star Wars prequels we're forced to sympathize with two opposing forcing. No, not the Jedi and the Sith, but rather the Jedi and Anakin. Anakin let go of everything to become a Jedi and train under Qui Gon Jinn and Obi Wan. He reluctantly left his mother in slavery, alone with no one to help her in the jobs they used to share. He was forced to accept the role of magic space jesus, and a prophecy that put him at the forefront of a MASSIVE war to rebalance the ENTIRE GALAXY.

This cult-like religion forces him to keep his feelings secret, not letting them out even in privacy. While they show leniency when he does show emotion and sometimes reckless abandon, otherwise they force him to be something he's not. Anakin is raised to believe that emotions are evil. So when he gets secretly married to the one person in his life that lets him be himself, it creates more stress than one person can possibly manage.

Yet he carries on his duties and does his best, even betraying on of his hest friends in the process, and throwing away his morals for the sake of an army masquerading as a religion. All he asks for in return is trust and acceptance, yet he gets neither of those things.

On the other side, the Jedi are the only force stopping the sadistic, murderous, scheming Sith from taking over the galaxy and turning it into a living Hell. After thousands of years of war and destruction, they finally see what they think is salvation. They groom their new bringer of peace into a force to be reckoned with. They believe that he will either destroy their enemies, or stop all the senseless fighting between them. In a way, they were right.

Anakin is lost, and the Jedi are desparate

Explain an Anime Plot Badly

Aggressive manlet refuses to let the desert kill him until he can finally score some tang.

How many times, approximately, have you seen The Matrix (1999)?

0. I have seen it 0 times.

So, ummm...

No. Its all games and the occasional shitty thread.

Spam Proactive Environmental Reconstruction Modulus Agency (SPERM Agency)

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Mockery in subtle ways fails to drive the point across, as it should be driven.

In spam, fuck using experience and sparing otherwise okish threads (I mean, they're all cancer). Spam must be purged. It cannot be purged by "mocking them in more subtle ways".

@ArenaSnow

Believe it or not, Spam used to be an actual fucking community. A pretty hellish one at that, where people were bullied just like you suggest (though, honestly, much smarter) and it caused multiple problems. And never solved any.

Long gone are the days of natsumehack...because we stopped giving him attention and he got banned for being fucking stupid. No more are the days where people get punished by mods for intentionally making threads to purposefully feed flame wars because the mods started punishing those who did. And people no longer make threads just to shit-talk new users because the Spam regulars started shunning that kind of behavior.

When people say that Spam is a shithole, it's not because its "meme central" or "the place that makes Mahz regret everything." It's because way back when, Spam regulars would openly insult anyone who posted in their containment board that wasn't apart of their inner circle of shitheads. Or if someone who wasn't already known to make stupid posts makes an even slightly unintelligent post.

And while some could argue that Spam "died" because they stopped doing that, it still lived a good fucking while after that, and had some pretty damn good moments. I'd say a lot better moments than when it was a toxic circlejerk.

Don't turn it back into a toxic circlejerk.

Spam Proactive Environmental Reconstruction Modulus Agency (SPERM Agency)

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Fuck no. What do you think this is, General Discussion?

@ArenaSnow

No. We're better than them, because we have our older experiences to base our new mistakes off of. I can already see people following your example getting banned and plenty of good threads getting locked. Less damage if we just ignore people being dumb and move on. Or...NOT spamming about 50 construction site pictures and instead mocking them in more subtle ways.

Spam Proactive Environmental Reconstruction Modulus Agency (SPERM Agency)

Can we just ignore the dumb posts instead of posting more dumb posts in response?

my confession thread

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@ArenaSnow

Ah. The full retardation must be spreading.

Guildfall

4 years ago the Guild went down for awhile, and everything was lost. The website had to be rewritten entirely. Mahz made a forum from the ground up, and that forum was NuGuild, the place you roleplay on today.