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BrokenWashing
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STATUS: Remind me never to take an extra shift on the same day as a regular one again....... 6 yrs ago
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Remind me never to take an extra shift on the same day as a regular one again.......
6 yrs ago
Dab on the 'Taters
6 yrs ago
I know I shouldn't have but, Forza Horizon 4 has been pre-ordered
6 yrs ago
Well my first ever time watching E3 was fun. So hyped for FH4
6 yrs ago
My brief dog walk just turned into what can only be described as a tropical storm. I am now drinking hot chocolate in my onesie.
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Just out of interest. If I edit a post to include a mention, does the user still receive a notification?
Great to hear. I was admittedly a little worried you'd gone for good.
So sorry I disappeared. Looks like the site is incredibly smooth now and all of my exams are done until april!
I second what @Gunther says about @Burning Kitty's post.
I second what @Gunther says about @Burning Kitty's post.
@Burning Kitty
The ex footballer slammed into their squad leader's body. Knocked down onto the ground, weapon flung out of reach, he lay there as the man repeatedly beat into him without mercy or thought. Hit after hit landed on the leader's face as time seemed to slow down for him.
The rest of the team were holding their ground against the funeral goers but not making much progress. They were out-numbered but luckily not out-gunned. One of the men saw their boss on the floor with the man on top of him and rushed over. Quickly he unclipped a small black box from his leg and pressed it to the guy's neck. 10,000 volts rocked through his body and he was out cold.
"You can't turn it off!" One of the squad members shouted to the sisters over the noise. "It's a grenade! Why the fuck would you want to turn it off! You have to wait till it finishes!" He took another one of the sonic 'nades and threw it onto the ground. He then shot a volley of rubber bullets at Beth Ann.
@Kaesus
"Don't worry sweetie. Daddy's coming." A hulking man dressed in just a T-shirt and underpants appeared in the doorway. Easily 7ft tall and as wide as a bus, his eyes focused on Jasper. "Cover your ears sweetie. You have ten seconds before you you start eating through a straw for the rest of your life. Who are you? What do you want? And how the fuck do you know who I am?" This was supposed to be my day off, he thought to himself. His massive fists clenched into a ball.
@Archmage MC
The scientist peered over the ledge of the building in amazement. The plan had gone somewhat as intended but eating an entire basket of sugary treats whole came as a surprise. Keeping his cool he slammed his fist down onto the button beside him. The crane creaked and then released its piano payload.
A tremendous clang rang out in the otherwise silent street as it landed squarely on-top of Light. She was stunned just long enough for a squadron to run in and attach her in cuffs.
@Raptra
The Grey suit replied quickly, "People like us don't usually visit, full stop." After a brief silence the Blue suit said, "It really would be better if we came inside." And the Black said, "Our business lies with your... night job, Dynara." He stepped back to let her pass and gestured towards the dumpster. Once again, the Blue wearing gentleman said, "Your trash. And then your invitation inside, please, Miss Connolly."
The ex footballer slammed into their squad leader's body. Knocked down onto the ground, weapon flung out of reach, he lay there as the man repeatedly beat into him without mercy or thought. Hit after hit landed on the leader's face as time seemed to slow down for him.
The rest of the team were holding their ground against the funeral goers but not making much progress. They were out-numbered but luckily not out-gunned. One of the men saw their boss on the floor with the man on top of him and rushed over. Quickly he unclipped a small black box from his leg and pressed it to the guy's neck. 10,000 volts rocked through his body and he was out cold.
"You can't turn it off!" One of the squad members shouted to the sisters over the noise. "It's a grenade! Why the fuck would you want to turn it off! You have to wait till it finishes!" He took another one of the sonic 'nades and threw it onto the ground. He then shot a volley of rubber bullets at Beth Ann.
@Kaesus
"Don't worry sweetie. Daddy's coming." A hulking man dressed in just a T-shirt and underpants appeared in the doorway. Easily 7ft tall and as wide as a bus, his eyes focused on Jasper. "Cover your ears sweetie. You have ten seconds before you you start eating through a straw for the rest of your life. Who are you? What do you want? And how the fuck do you know who I am?" This was supposed to be my day off, he thought to himself. His massive fists clenched into a ball.
@Archmage MC
The scientist peered over the ledge of the building in amazement. The plan had gone somewhat as intended but eating an entire basket of sugary treats whole came as a surprise. Keeping his cool he slammed his fist down onto the button beside him. The crane creaked and then released its piano payload.
A tremendous clang rang out in the otherwise silent street as it landed squarely on-top of Light. She was stunned just long enough for a squadron to run in and attach her in cuffs.
@Raptra
The Grey suit replied quickly, "People like us don't usually visit, full stop." After a brief silence the Blue suit said, "It really would be better if we came inside." And the Black said, "Our business lies with your... night job, Dynara." He stepped back to let her pass and gestured towards the dumpster. Once again, the Blue wearing gentleman said, "Your trash. And then your invitation inside, please, Miss Connolly."
Cow
Pulling a little bit of skin off of your finger.
Catwoman
That's interesting. "Dark Blue" I can read perfectly fine but "Blue" is super fuzzy. Maybe it's to do with the brightness of my monitor.
As far as I can tell, at least it's better than
This. It really messes with my eyes.
Teal is certainly the way to go.
This. It really messes with my eyes.
Teal is certainly the way to go.
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