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still present! i'll have a post up in a bit if i cant fall asleep in the next 2 hours... got jury duty to go to in the bright morning ....
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annnnnnnd in other news...
I shall be working on part 8 of the fanfic soonish. Ill finish part 7 at a later date. Just waiting to see who the new werewolf guy is so I can just throw him in along with Burkswallow and Shamoun. (Bringing the lovely cast of camp students and teachers to a grand total of 19, minus famed celebrity Liza Minnelli)
I shall be working on part 8 of the fanfic soonish. Ill finish part 7 at a later date. Just waiting to see who the new werewolf guy is so I can just throw him in along with Burkswallow and Shamoun. (Bringing the lovely cast of camp students and teachers to a grand total of 19, minus famed celebrity Liza Minnelli)
Vakte said
So I noticed. I might get the sheet up today, depends if I can finish work early, see Godzilla with the family then munch before sleep.
be sure to see it in 3d, imax, whatever top notch. Im not even a godzilla fan and i was royally amazed.
I had to edit the living hell out of this post and its still a mess.... why didn't you guys tell me i had suck crap writing T_T
Sion, Cub, and Thyra were on their way to go rescue their friends from impending doom, driving down the street normally(For once) when Thyra asked Sion a question. "Something random, but why exactly do you owe Blade money?" Just as the khajiit was about to open his mouth, Cub spoke. "Oh, I know why..." He said with a mischievous tone in his voice. Sion focused on the road in front of him, expressionless. He knew what was about to be told. "It was a dark and spooky night... and the guys decided to get together at Blade's house for beer and cards. When suddenly, the power went out! But we kept playing anyway, just lit a candle and put it somewhere. At a certain point, someone drank a little too much beer. And this person... was a short, scrawny..." Cub leaned in closer to Sion's ear. "Shag rug." Sion quickly turned the steering wheel to the left, and then to the right, effectively throwing Cub off balance making him slam his head against the side of the car. Rubbing his head, Cub growled "Why you little..." and attempted to reach for the khajiit. Sion simply repeated the same technique, and forced Cub to bang his head against the side of the car again who was now in a daze. "What happened was Thyra... the troll in the back seat of the car was being a bully, and kept whispering Shag rug in my ear. I defended myself by pulling out a sawed-off shotgun and attempted to blow him up sky high. He didn't stay still, and I ended up making a hole in the wall of Blade's apartment, as well as destroying a vase, a guitar, the tv, and some championship belt." He explained, keeping his eyes locked on the road. "Did you expect me to stay still!?" the orc groaned as he held his forehead. Sion replied with a simple "Yes." and Thyra sighed. "...I should be getting paid for babysitting..."
Eventually they were getting closer to their destination, and parked the Mini-Cooper far from where they needed to be in order to sneak up on their upcoming enemies. Walking the rest of the distance, they arrived at an isolated parking lot where gunshots and weird spell noises were ringing in the air. The trio dashed when they spotted Elayna, her pet fox, and Gorzath hiding behind a wall, joining them. "You three? Why are you guys here?" Gorzath questioned as he conjured a frost atronach on the other side of the wall who began to beat the living oblivion out of everyone in sight if it could. "Marassa sent us. She said you needed help." Thyra responded. "Do you guys already have the goods?" "Yeah, but we can't move from this spot without being filled with bullets." Elayna said, referring to their enemies on the other side of the wall. Thyra peaked her head up and watched as Gorzath's summoned army was fighting the other gang members, eventually spotting a volkswagen. "We'll provide a distraction. Sion, I want you to steal that car. The door is open so just hot-wire the car and we'll have our method of escape." She told him. With a gulp Sion nodded and snapped his fingers, turning invisible.
Running like a mad-mer, Sion in short time made it to the car, hopping in the driver's seat while the others fought the gang members. "Okay... how do I do this again...?" He thought, staring down at the machine in front of him for about three minutes.
Oh, that's right! He finally remembered now! He had to cut it. Then bop it. Then pull it. Then twist it. Then flick it. Then spin it. And viola! The car started up and was ready to go. And just in time too, as the group took care of the gang members. He drove the car up to his friends smiling. "Good job cat." Thyra said as she was about to hop into shotgun when a gunshot fired off. More gang members were showing up. "You're not getting away ese!" One of them yelled. "Shit, everyone get in now." Thyra told them as she got in the car. Elayna sat behind Thyra along with her fox, and then Cub was about to move into the back of the car when they all noticed Gorzath wasn't getting in, he looked petrified. "Gorzath what are you doing!? We need to go!" Elayna yelled at him. "I'd rather be shot by them then get into that screaming metal deathtrap with Sion driving." He said shaking his head. Just then another gunshot was fired, making everyone flinch, however it wasn't from the gang members. "We're a member of S.T.A.R.S! Drop your weapons! And no one gets hurt!" the voice shouted over the speakers. "Now we've got S.T.A.R.S on us..." The larger orc complained... "Gorzath this isn't a choice right now! Get in the car!" Thyra demanded. "No way in hell-" Gorzath was cut off when a maniacal laughter was heard over a megaphone. It came from a large, ice cream truck with a flaming demon clown head on top of it, and a minigun on both sides. "Ok, did everyone and their bloody mother decide to come to THIS ONE AREA NOW!?" Sion shouted in a blind panic. Cub quickly grabbed Gorzath by the arm and strapped him down to the chair behind Sion, while sitting himself in the back of the car. "Go Sion!" Thyra commanded as she usually did. And with Gorzath screaming, pleading, begging, clinging to the chair, and eventually hyperventilating, Sion hit that gas, and rocketed out of the parking lot.
Sion swerved the car out of the way as another S.T.A.R.S. car tried to ram into them. As he tried to regain balance of his body without falling out of the driver's seat from the sharp turn, he accidentally put his hand on the radio, turning it on. "Bloody hell, again? Really?" He groaned, staring down at the radio. "Sion! Car!" Cub yelled as he pointed ahead. Cursing, Sion swerved the car out of harms way frantically into the lane going in the opposite direction, making Cub hit his head on the side of the vehicle with a bang. "Sorry!" He actually apologized back to Cub for once as he turned his head around. "Dammit, traffic ahead! Thyra yelled. Whipping his head forward, he saw the upcoming cars, as well as more of S.T.A.R.S. With such skill, grace, and panic, Sion drove like a mad-mer, quickly and closely dodging cars. And because of his driving, unintentionally Cub was starting to bang his head against the car to the beat of the music. Gorzath's hyperventilating started to slow down, but not for a good reason.
"I...I...think... I'm gonna throw up..." He barely managed to get out, still clinging to the seat of his car. Elayna gasped. "Don't you DARE hurl in this car Gorzath! Lower the window and toss your cookies out there!" She forcefully told him. "I..." Gorzath started. But alas, he couldn't hold it down thanks to Sion's driving. And so Gorzath leaned forward and upchucked right in the spot between Sion and Thyra. "Eww!" Sion shrieked as he let go of the wheel of the car for a second. "You idiot!" Thyra yelled at the khajiit who was now driving straight toward a honking truck. Quickly, Sion grabbed the wheel and tried to move out of the way. The truck ended up hitting the rear of the car, making the Volkswagen spin around at an alarming speed. Elayna's fox flew out of her hands and unfortunately was caught by Gorzath's lap, who promptly threw up again on himself, and the fox.
"Kip!!!" Elayna shrieked while Gorzath's meals for the past two days flew around inside the car. Sion managed to gain control of the car and continued to drive. Eventually they neared a construction site in the city, and as he's speeding down the street, a khajiit woman holding the hands of her two kids was walking across in the distance. "Oh no, oh no, oh no, Move lady!" Sion shouted. "At this point I don't care anymore... just run them over and let me out of the car..." Gorzath groaned. Sion spun the wheel around in a sharp turn, just barely missing the family. However when he turned, he ended up driving straight into a construction ramp of some-sort, and with the fast rate he was driving, the car flew up high and far into the air. Sion screamed, Thyra screamed, Cub screamed, Elayna screamed, Gorzath moaned, and Kip screamed. Soon the car crashed front first into the wall of a building, forcing the airbag to pop out and practically smother Sion and Thyra. The car finally came to a stop.
"You are no longer allowed to drive." Thyra mumbled under the airbag, while Sion popped it with his nail. "Is everyone okay?" She asked. She received a mix response of moans, groans, and whimpers.
"Cub, how many stars?" Cub slowly managed to get his phone out of his pocket. "Three." "Damn. Okay everyone get out." Thyra told the group who all barely were able to get out of the car. Except Cub had to drag Gorzath by his arm, cause he couldn't move. Looking around quickly, the group found large shrubbery once again and did the bunny hop line dance into the bush. They waited for about five minutes inside the bush with five pairs of eyes peering out, and the group lost their stars. "So uh... where to now?" Sion asked. "Well before, Gorzath said he needed to stop by Vurwe's mansion for some reason after the mission, I suppose we go there now?" Elayna answered him. "Good, I'd prefer to lay low somewhere for a bit anyway even if it's at the little brat's home." Thyra said as she walked back to the wrecked car. No it definitely wasn't going to start up again. Turning to face the street, she saw a man parked in a four-seater vehicle. Thyra went up to the car, opened the door, knocked out the owner, and threw him out of the driver's seat. "Hey, not all five of us can fit in there Thyra." "Just throw Gorzath in the trunk." She responded to Cub as she popped open the trunk. Cub dragged Gorzath up to the car and carefully placed him in the trunk. "Sorry Gorzath." Cub apologized as he closed the trunk on his kin.
And with that, the team was off to Vurwe's mansion. Yay....
Sion, Cub, and Thyra were on their way to go rescue their friends from impending doom, driving down the street normally(For once) when Thyra asked Sion a question. "Something random, but why exactly do you owe Blade money?" Just as the khajiit was about to open his mouth, Cub spoke. "Oh, I know why..." He said with a mischievous tone in his voice. Sion focused on the road in front of him, expressionless. He knew what was about to be told. "It was a dark and spooky night... and the guys decided to get together at Blade's house for beer and cards. When suddenly, the power went out! But we kept playing anyway, just lit a candle and put it somewhere. At a certain point, someone drank a little too much beer. And this person... was a short, scrawny..." Cub leaned in closer to Sion's ear. "Shag rug." Sion quickly turned the steering wheel to the left, and then to the right, effectively throwing Cub off balance making him slam his head against the side of the car. Rubbing his head, Cub growled "Why you little..." and attempted to reach for the khajiit. Sion simply repeated the same technique, and forced Cub to bang his head against the side of the car again who was now in a daze. "What happened was Thyra... the troll in the back seat of the car was being a bully, and kept whispering Shag rug in my ear. I defended myself by pulling out a sawed-off shotgun and attempted to blow him up sky high. He didn't stay still, and I ended up making a hole in the wall of Blade's apartment, as well as destroying a vase, a guitar, the tv, and some championship belt." He explained, keeping his eyes locked on the road. "Did you expect me to stay still!?" the orc groaned as he held his forehead. Sion replied with a simple "Yes." and Thyra sighed. "...I should be getting paid for babysitting..."
Eventually they were getting closer to their destination, and parked the Mini-Cooper far from where they needed to be in order to sneak up on their upcoming enemies. Walking the rest of the distance, they arrived at an isolated parking lot where gunshots and weird spell noises were ringing in the air. The trio dashed when they spotted Elayna, her pet fox, and Gorzath hiding behind a wall, joining them. "You three? Why are you guys here?" Gorzath questioned as he conjured a frost atronach on the other side of the wall who began to beat the living oblivion out of everyone in sight if it could. "Marassa sent us. She said you needed help." Thyra responded. "Do you guys already have the goods?" "Yeah, but we can't move from this spot without being filled with bullets." Elayna said, referring to their enemies on the other side of the wall. Thyra peaked her head up and watched as Gorzath's summoned army was fighting the other gang members, eventually spotting a volkswagen. "We'll provide a distraction. Sion, I want you to steal that car. The door is open so just hot-wire the car and we'll have our method of escape." She told him. With a gulp Sion nodded and snapped his fingers, turning invisible.
Running like a mad-mer, Sion in short time made it to the car, hopping in the driver's seat while the others fought the gang members. "Okay... how do I do this again...?" He thought, staring down at the machine in front of him for about three minutes.
Oh, that's right! He finally remembered now! He had to cut it. Then bop it. Then pull it. Then twist it. Then flick it. Then spin it. And viola! The car started up and was ready to go. And just in time too, as the group took care of the gang members. He drove the car up to his friends smiling. "Good job cat." Thyra said as she was about to hop into shotgun when a gunshot fired off. More gang members were showing up. "You're not getting away ese!" One of them yelled. "Shit, everyone get in now." Thyra told them as she got in the car. Elayna sat behind Thyra along with her fox, and then Cub was about to move into the back of the car when they all noticed Gorzath wasn't getting in, he looked petrified. "Gorzath what are you doing!? We need to go!" Elayna yelled at him. "I'd rather be shot by them then get into that screaming metal deathtrap with Sion driving." He said shaking his head. Just then another gunshot was fired, making everyone flinch, however it wasn't from the gang members. "We're a member of S.T.A.R.S! Drop your weapons! And no one gets hurt!" the voice shouted over the speakers. "Now we've got S.T.A.R.S on us..." The larger orc complained... "Gorzath this isn't a choice right now! Get in the car!" Thyra demanded. "No way in hell-" Gorzath was cut off when a maniacal laughter was heard over a megaphone. It came from a large, ice cream truck with a flaming demon clown head on top of it, and a minigun on both sides. "Ok, did everyone and their bloody mother decide to come to THIS ONE AREA NOW!?" Sion shouted in a blind panic. Cub quickly grabbed Gorzath by the arm and strapped him down to the chair behind Sion, while sitting himself in the back of the car. "Go Sion!" Thyra commanded as she usually did. And with Gorzath screaming, pleading, begging, clinging to the chair, and eventually hyperventilating, Sion hit that gas, and rocketed out of the parking lot.
Sion swerved the car out of the way as another S.T.A.R.S. car tried to ram into them. As he tried to regain balance of his body without falling out of the driver's seat from the sharp turn, he accidentally put his hand on the radio, turning it on. "Bloody hell, again? Really?" He groaned, staring down at the radio. "Sion! Car!" Cub yelled as he pointed ahead. Cursing, Sion swerved the car out of harms way frantically into the lane going in the opposite direction, making Cub hit his head on the side of the vehicle with a bang. "Sorry!" He actually apologized back to Cub for once as he turned his head around. "Dammit, traffic ahead! Thyra yelled. Whipping his head forward, he saw the upcoming cars, as well as more of S.T.A.R.S. With such skill, grace, and panic, Sion drove like a mad-mer, quickly and closely dodging cars. And because of his driving, unintentionally Cub was starting to bang his head against the car to the beat of the music. Gorzath's hyperventilating started to slow down, but not for a good reason.
"I...I...think... I'm gonna throw up..." He barely managed to get out, still clinging to the seat of his car. Elayna gasped. "Don't you DARE hurl in this car Gorzath! Lower the window and toss your cookies out there!" She forcefully told him. "I..." Gorzath started. But alas, he couldn't hold it down thanks to Sion's driving. And so Gorzath leaned forward and upchucked right in the spot between Sion and Thyra. "Eww!" Sion shrieked as he let go of the wheel of the car for a second. "You idiot!" Thyra yelled at the khajiit who was now driving straight toward a honking truck. Quickly, Sion grabbed the wheel and tried to move out of the way. The truck ended up hitting the rear of the car, making the Volkswagen spin around at an alarming speed. Elayna's fox flew out of her hands and unfortunately was caught by Gorzath's lap, who promptly threw up again on himself, and the fox.
"Kip!!!" Elayna shrieked while Gorzath's meals for the past two days flew around inside the car. Sion managed to gain control of the car and continued to drive. Eventually they neared a construction site in the city, and as he's speeding down the street, a khajiit woman holding the hands of her two kids was walking across in the distance. "Oh no, oh no, oh no, Move lady!" Sion shouted. "At this point I don't care anymore... just run them over and let me out of the car..." Gorzath groaned. Sion spun the wheel around in a sharp turn, just barely missing the family. However when he turned, he ended up driving straight into a construction ramp of some-sort, and with the fast rate he was driving, the car flew up high and far into the air. Sion screamed, Thyra screamed, Cub screamed, Elayna screamed, Gorzath moaned, and Kip screamed. Soon the car crashed front first into the wall of a building, forcing the airbag to pop out and practically smother Sion and Thyra. The car finally came to a stop.
"You are no longer allowed to drive." Thyra mumbled under the airbag, while Sion popped it with his nail. "Is everyone okay?" She asked. She received a mix response of moans, groans, and whimpers.
"Cub, how many stars?" Cub slowly managed to get his phone out of his pocket. "Three." "Damn. Okay everyone get out." Thyra told the group who all barely were able to get out of the car. Except Cub had to drag Gorzath by his arm, cause he couldn't move. Looking around quickly, the group found large shrubbery once again and did the bunny hop line dance into the bush. They waited for about five minutes inside the bush with five pairs of eyes peering out, and the group lost their stars. "So uh... where to now?" Sion asked. "Well before, Gorzath said he needed to stop by Vurwe's mansion for some reason after the mission, I suppose we go there now?" Elayna answered him. "Good, I'd prefer to lay low somewhere for a bit anyway even if it's at the little brat's home." Thyra said as she walked back to the wrecked car. No it definitely wasn't going to start up again. Turning to face the street, she saw a man parked in a four-seater vehicle. Thyra went up to the car, opened the door, knocked out the owner, and threw him out of the driver's seat. "Hey, not all five of us can fit in there Thyra." "Just throw Gorzath in the trunk." She responded to Cub as she popped open the trunk. Cub dragged Gorzath up to the car and carefully placed him in the trunk. "Sorry Gorzath." Cub apologized as he closed the trunk on his kin.
And with that, the team was off to Vurwe's mansion. Yay....
Nyxella said
Sweet baby cheeses, you pulled a guildfall chapter out of your as-chives... Archives. Missed these earlier chapters! The diamond run at Vangelico's, jet plane drive-by and Sevari's cheeto fetish. Man, what a great ab' workout that was.
Yesh I have my dear! I still have the entirety of season 1 to sell as blue-ray or vhs.
GUESS WHAT I HAVE AND THIS WAS A PAIN TO REMEMBER WHO SAID WHAT WITHOUT COLOR CODING
As the limo pulled up to the speaker of the drive-thru of Freckle Bitch's, a perky woman's voice spoke out from the microphone which was a red haired girl's opened mouth. "Hey guyz, welcome to Freckle Bitch's. What can I getcha?" She said, smacking on gum. "What would everyone like to order?" Sebastian asked.
Blade: "Two baconators, chili cheese fries, a bacon and cheese potato, and a coke zero."
Sion: "Your asshole is going to be on fire later..."
Thyra: "A spicy chicken caesar salad and medium fries."
Blade: "Keeping that figure intact huh beautiful?"
Elayna: "A monterey ranch chicken sandwhich, six chicken nuggets, a chicken wrap, and a dr. pepper please."
Gorzath: "You can eat all of that...?"
Cub: "Dave's Hot and Juicy 3/4LB Triple, Asiago Ranch Chicken club, Large fries, a small chili, and lemonade."
Gorzath: "Nevermind..."
Sion:"Two spicy chicken wraps, and a small spicy chicken caesar salad. And a fanta."
Cub: "Heh, twig bitch."
Vurwe: "I wanna...Two kids cheeseburgers, medium fries, and a coke. Oh! And a vanilla frosty!"
Reigenleif: "I think I'll get the frosty too, but with two burgers Sebastian."
Sion: "...Can you add a vanilla frosty to my order too Sebastian?"
Sevari: "I'll have two bacon portebella melts on brioche and small fries. I'll give Zaveed or Marassa the other one if they want it."
Gorzath: "Um... probably a sour cream and potato with Chives, with an ultimate chicken grill please. And a root beer."
Elayna: "Mmm... ultimate chicken grill... maybe I should get that instead of the ranch?"
Vurwe: "Honey, that is all going to go straight to your thighs quickly."
Reigenleif: "Add that to my order Sebastian, someone else can eat it if I don't want it."
Zainat: "You are kind miss Reigenleif. I'll take a baja chili salad and unsweetened ice tea Sebastian."
And Sebastian with such skill, relayed the order to the woman. However his face did show discomfort when he had to talk into the mouth of the speaker as the face of the machine looked as if it were enjoying something. Quickly enough, the group received their meals and started to eat in the car as they drove to Zaveed's apartment. "We're not running late, are we?" Thyra asked. "Unfortunately, we are I'm afraid Miss Thyra. Picking up everyone and the meals did take up a bit of time..." Sebastian answered her from the driver's seat. "What!? We can't be late! Step on the gas Sebastian!" Vurwe demanded as she stood up in the car, taking a big gulp from her vanilla frosty. "Miss Vurwe please sit down, you might hurt yourself." Zainat asked her. "She's not having a sugar rush is she?" Elayna asked. "Miss Vurwe, I am trying to "step on the gas", however it seems we have hit bad traffic." Sebastian explained. "Fine then, I'll speed us up!" Vurwe said as she set down her ice cream. Suddenly she shot up her hands and levitated the car into the air, effectively making everyone scream and yelp. "Miss Vurwe! Please!" Sebastian pleaded. "Here we go guys!" She shouted.
The limo went flying into the air, as if it were thrown by some invisible giant. Everyone fell in the car on top of each other, which for example, Thyra fell on top of Blade and the car smashed on top of another car. "Well, hello there gorgeous." Blade said with a grin, slowly grabbed her thigh. On lookers outside of the limo all flinched when they heard a loud slap coming from the direction of the vehicle. "Repulsive." Thyra said as she immediately got off of the argonian, slightly blushing. "Are we there yet Sebastian?" Vurwe mumbled from under the number of bodies on her. "No, but-" "Mekalekahighlekahineyho!" Vurwe shouted her battle-cry as her arms shot out from under the bodies, lifting the car into the air again, this time clumsily flinging it into the air as it flipped repeatedly. Everyone was yelling, food was flying everywhere smacking the group in the face and the car landed again, this time on the sidewalk, upside down, and almost on a few screaming pedestrians. Once again, this time, Blade fell on top of Thyra. "We need to meet like this more often." He smirked, slowly grabbing her arm. Pedestrians outside of the limo soon heard the sound of someone being punched, and a glass bottle breaking. "Disgusting argonian." Thyra said as she tossed the broken bottle in a garbage compartment. "What can I say? I like it rough." He said with the same smirk, rubbing his head. "You're really kinky aren't you, you sick puppy." Sion groaned, pulling out french fries in his mane. "Are we there yet now?" Vurwe asked as she stood up. "No, but miss Vurwe-" "Here we go again!" She shouted as she raised her hands again lifting the car up. "I think... I'm going to be sick..." Gorzath whined. "Oh no you're not! Someone stop her!" Elayna screamed as she tried to move Cub and Zainat off of her. Sevari quickly got up and tackled her down, tripping over Reigenleif. However because he tripped, he twisted when he brought Vurwe down, meaning Vurwe twisted, which in turn means the car was twisting and spinning in the air at an alarming speed. Then came Gorzath's projectile vomiting, which flew around the car, and into Reigenleif's hair primarily who promptly screamed and all over Zainat, however that might have been intentional. "And lift off!" Vurwe yelled as she twitched both index fingers from the floor, and the car flew into the air, spinning.
Marassa stood in front of the doors to her brother's apartment, tapping the ground with her foot as she stared at her watch. "Where in the world are they?" She thought. As she looked up and to her right, she watched as a limo was flying in the air. Her eyes widened at the sight and she could easily see Sebastian's horrified face in the driver's seat. Marassa quickly in her heels, jumped back as the limo landed in front of her perfectly on its wheels. "Miss Vurwe... you are no longer allowed to have sugar." Zainat said as he tried to get the chili out of his hair. "Relax, we made it on time anyway didn't we?" Vurwe said with a smug, her dress covered in food. "Stupid brat..." Thyra cursed as she attempted to sit up straight. "Sebastian? Are you okay?" She asked as she turned around to look through the window to talk to him. "Uh... I got kind of a predicament here..." Cub moaned. His rear was stuck in the window to the driver's seat. Thyra could only sigh. "Someone help me pull him out..." Wait!" Sion yelled, his mane covered in burgers, cheese and fries. He quickly pulled out his cell phone and turned his back to Cub who was covered with chili and cheese, with a few salad leafs, a piece of chicken, and covered in lemonade, facing the camera at himself. "Everyone say, "Hashtag Facebook Selfies with besties!" Sion said in a Vurwe tone, giving a thumbs up and a wide open mouth smile to Cub(Who was baring his fangs at Sion) and the Camera. Quickly he took the picture and looked at it after. "D'awww, look how adorable you look covered in food stuck in a window." Sion laughed. "Sion, don't you dare put that on facebook." Cub growled as Thyra and Blade grabbed Cub's arms and pulled him out of the window, falling on top of Elayna's fox who yelped. "Kip!!!" "Okay, everyone out of the fucking car, now." Thyra cursed as she pushed everyone aside to step out.
When Marassa saw who was stepping out of the limo, she could do nothing but facepalm. "I don't even want to know. It figures it would be you all..." Marassa sighed. One by one the group stepped out of the car, and she could only hang her head in shame. "I'm glad I wasn't there..." She added. "Marassa... good to see you again." Sevari told her, wringing out the soda in his shirt. "Always a pleasure Sevari, however you've looked better in the past." "Agreed. So, shall we all go inside?" "Unfortunately, Zaveed isn't at his apartment. He is at the docks on his yacht. The meeting is being moved there." "Damn...boats..." Gorzath groaned from the floor. "Alright, let's go there then. Sebastian do you mind driving us again?" Sevari asked the butler. "...As long as Miss Vurwe doesn't do that again... then it would be my pleasure to drive you." He answered, rubbing his temples.
And on that note, the ever growing group were off to Zaveed's yacht. Yay!"
As the limo pulled up to the speaker of the drive-thru of Freckle Bitch's, a perky woman's voice spoke out from the microphone which was a red haired girl's opened mouth. "Hey guyz, welcome to Freckle Bitch's. What can I getcha?" She said, smacking on gum. "What would everyone like to order?" Sebastian asked.
Blade: "Two baconators, chili cheese fries, a bacon and cheese potato, and a coke zero."
Sion: "Your asshole is going to be on fire later..."
Thyra: "A spicy chicken caesar salad and medium fries."
Blade: "Keeping that figure intact huh beautiful?"
Elayna: "A monterey ranch chicken sandwhich, six chicken nuggets, a chicken wrap, and a dr. pepper please."
Gorzath: "You can eat all of that...?"
Cub: "Dave's Hot and Juicy 3/4LB Triple, Asiago Ranch Chicken club, Large fries, a small chili, and lemonade."
Gorzath: "Nevermind..."
Sion:"Two spicy chicken wraps, and a small spicy chicken caesar salad. And a fanta."
Cub: "Heh, twig bitch."
Vurwe: "I wanna...Two kids cheeseburgers, medium fries, and a coke. Oh! And a vanilla frosty!"
Reigenleif: "I think I'll get the frosty too, but with two burgers Sebastian."
Sion: "...Can you add a vanilla frosty to my order too Sebastian?"
Sevari: "I'll have two bacon portebella melts on brioche and small fries. I'll give Zaveed or Marassa the other one if they want it."
Gorzath: "Um... probably a sour cream and potato with Chives, with an ultimate chicken grill please. And a root beer."
Elayna: "Mmm... ultimate chicken grill... maybe I should get that instead of the ranch?"
Vurwe: "Honey, that is all going to go straight to your thighs quickly."
Reigenleif: "Add that to my order Sebastian, someone else can eat it if I don't want it."
Zainat: "You are kind miss Reigenleif. I'll take a baja chili salad and unsweetened ice tea Sebastian."
And Sebastian with such skill, relayed the order to the woman. However his face did show discomfort when he had to talk into the mouth of the speaker as the face of the machine looked as if it were enjoying something. Quickly enough, the group received their meals and started to eat in the car as they drove to Zaveed's apartment. "We're not running late, are we?" Thyra asked. "Unfortunately, we are I'm afraid Miss Thyra. Picking up everyone and the meals did take up a bit of time..." Sebastian answered her from the driver's seat. "What!? We can't be late! Step on the gas Sebastian!" Vurwe demanded as she stood up in the car, taking a big gulp from her vanilla frosty. "Miss Vurwe please sit down, you might hurt yourself." Zainat asked her. "She's not having a sugar rush is she?" Elayna asked. "Miss Vurwe, I am trying to "step on the gas", however it seems we have hit bad traffic." Sebastian explained. "Fine then, I'll speed us up!" Vurwe said as she set down her ice cream. Suddenly she shot up her hands and levitated the car into the air, effectively making everyone scream and yelp. "Miss Vurwe! Please!" Sebastian pleaded. "Here we go guys!" She shouted.
The limo went flying into the air, as if it were thrown by some invisible giant. Everyone fell in the car on top of each other, which for example, Thyra fell on top of Blade and the car smashed on top of another car. "Well, hello there gorgeous." Blade said with a grin, slowly grabbed her thigh. On lookers outside of the limo all flinched when they heard a loud slap coming from the direction of the vehicle. "Repulsive." Thyra said as she immediately got off of the argonian, slightly blushing. "Are we there yet Sebastian?" Vurwe mumbled from under the number of bodies on her. "No, but-" "Mekalekahighlekahineyho!" Vurwe shouted her battle-cry as her arms shot out from under the bodies, lifting the car into the air again, this time clumsily flinging it into the air as it flipped repeatedly. Everyone was yelling, food was flying everywhere smacking the group in the face and the car landed again, this time on the sidewalk, upside down, and almost on a few screaming pedestrians. Once again, this time, Blade fell on top of Thyra. "We need to meet like this more often." He smirked, slowly grabbing her arm. Pedestrians outside of the limo soon heard the sound of someone being punched, and a glass bottle breaking. "Disgusting argonian." Thyra said as she tossed the broken bottle in a garbage compartment. "What can I say? I like it rough." He said with the same smirk, rubbing his head. "You're really kinky aren't you, you sick puppy." Sion groaned, pulling out french fries in his mane. "Are we there yet now?" Vurwe asked as she stood up. "No, but miss Vurwe-" "Here we go again!" She shouted as she raised her hands again lifting the car up. "I think... I'm going to be sick..." Gorzath whined. "Oh no you're not! Someone stop her!" Elayna screamed as she tried to move Cub and Zainat off of her. Sevari quickly got up and tackled her down, tripping over Reigenleif. However because he tripped, he twisted when he brought Vurwe down, meaning Vurwe twisted, which in turn means the car was twisting and spinning in the air at an alarming speed. Then came Gorzath's projectile vomiting, which flew around the car, and into Reigenleif's hair primarily who promptly screamed and all over Zainat, however that might have been intentional. "And lift off!" Vurwe yelled as she twitched both index fingers from the floor, and the car flew into the air, spinning.
Marassa stood in front of the doors to her brother's apartment, tapping the ground with her foot as she stared at her watch. "Where in the world are they?" She thought. As she looked up and to her right, she watched as a limo was flying in the air. Her eyes widened at the sight and she could easily see Sebastian's horrified face in the driver's seat. Marassa quickly in her heels, jumped back as the limo landed in front of her perfectly on its wheels. "Miss Vurwe... you are no longer allowed to have sugar." Zainat said as he tried to get the chili out of his hair. "Relax, we made it on time anyway didn't we?" Vurwe said with a smug, her dress covered in food. "Stupid brat..." Thyra cursed as she attempted to sit up straight. "Sebastian? Are you okay?" She asked as she turned around to look through the window to talk to him. "Uh... I got kind of a predicament here..." Cub moaned. His rear was stuck in the window to the driver's seat. Thyra could only sigh. "Someone help me pull him out..." Wait!" Sion yelled, his mane covered in burgers, cheese and fries. He quickly pulled out his cell phone and turned his back to Cub who was covered with chili and cheese, with a few salad leafs, a piece of chicken, and covered in lemonade, facing the camera at himself. "Everyone say, "Hashtag Facebook Selfies with besties!" Sion said in a Vurwe tone, giving a thumbs up and a wide open mouth smile to Cub(Who was baring his fangs at Sion) and the Camera. Quickly he took the picture and looked at it after. "D'awww, look how adorable you look covered in food stuck in a window." Sion laughed. "Sion, don't you dare put that on facebook." Cub growled as Thyra and Blade grabbed Cub's arms and pulled him out of the window, falling on top of Elayna's fox who yelped. "Kip!!!" "Okay, everyone out of the fucking car, now." Thyra cursed as she pushed everyone aside to step out.
When Marassa saw who was stepping out of the limo, she could do nothing but facepalm. "I don't even want to know. It figures it would be you all..." Marassa sighed. One by one the group stepped out of the car, and she could only hang her head in shame. "I'm glad I wasn't there..." She added. "Marassa... good to see you again." Sevari told her, wringing out the soda in his shirt. "Always a pleasure Sevari, however you've looked better in the past." "Agreed. So, shall we all go inside?" "Unfortunately, Zaveed isn't at his apartment. He is at the docks on his yacht. The meeting is being moved there." "Damn...boats..." Gorzath groaned from the floor. "Alright, let's go there then. Sebastian do you mind driving us again?" Sevari asked the butler. "...As long as Miss Vurwe doesn't do that again... then it would be my pleasure to drive you." He answered, rubbing his temples.
And on that note, the ever growing group were off to Zaveed's yacht. Yay!"
Voltaire said
Well, my memory has never been especially good. I just wish I could remember what the CS looked like
Exactly as bossman said. only you know, without the parts about his cs that couldve made him single-handedly beat the dominion, the dwemer, the heroes and their companions as well as wreck another rp he tried to get in... but yeah :D
Voltaire said
Heh... Heh heh...
...sounds like somone who was saved by a certain khajiit...
Voltaire said
Are you sure? I feel like I would have remembered something like that.
How do you not remember this? You were one of the few who chewed him out for being a royal ass -_-
Voltaire said
Man... I really wish I had been around to see that.
you were >_>. you don't remember that psychopath?
edit: btw, didn't we have an argonian vampire when we started?
Someone do me a favor, and count how many peeps are already IN the fanfic, and how many peeps will be joining it in the future? I need to prepare...
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