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Current "Gee Sam, this seems like the kinda case that requires the gentle, safe-cracking touch of the sociopathic, sausage-fingered freelance police."
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Rain pattered dismally against the office’s windows, made liquid brass by the faint glow of the streetlamps below, and streaked against the glass like tears. Once, the words “Jennofski & Jennofski” had been painted in gold across these jalouises… but now there was only an outline, a ghost that had lingered, long past its time, when the acid rain had taken the rest to its grave.
The Octo P.I. could sympathise with that.

But as long as he remained, those names would never be forgotten. Not in this, the office that had been his home, his sanctuary, and his prison.
A perfectly preserved memory, kept sealed within the bell jar of personal tragedy.
OctoP.I. sighed, deeply.
“Of all the octopode's profiles in all the world… you had to read mine.”


Hi all, Jenno here! Or Captain. I'm your resident blues harpist, and part time octopode! (But let's keep that between you and me, eh? Nobody suspects a thing.)
If you want to know anything just drop me a line via DMs and I'll get right back to you!

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Aye, and in a couple different ways. She was on so recently, maybe I should drop another DM.
So they were - I hope everything's alright.
No worries, just glad you're in the game. Post is up, if any of you need more then DM me and we can work something out.
Bruno had watched with a sort of puzzled, but nonetheless vaguely amused, expression as Maz let loose his Power of Love. Not that it was to Bruno to judge another stand by its appearances, given his manifested itself through a prosthetic - but even among the stand community, a pink dragon composed of newspapers was an oddity.
He watched it absently for a few moments, before the true nature of the crime re-seized him. Then he took another long drag of his cigarette, before dropping the last third of it onto the rain-slick sidewalk, and grinding it into harmless shredded paper and tobacco beneath his heel.
He exhaled another cloud of grey and white, as J.D. made his preferences clear. It was torn asunder by the rain.
"I say we just give it a look."

"Somethin' tells me the police aren't gonna be so fond of that idea, pal," Bruno replied, as he cast another glance about their party.
That was when he first spotted Life on Mars. He offered Florence only a subtle nod in recognition of this - and she said her piece.
The party seemed to be weighed in favour of making an entrance physically, but Bruno was still painfully aware of the presence of police officers - they'd need to go in through the back, and that meant not being prepared for what might have been waiting to leave unnoticed, too.
When he was younger, brasher, he might have disregarded the police altogether. But he'd had two arms, back then.
He cast a glance down to his left hand, and the invisible works of wood beneath the leather of his glove. He could have extended the range, if only he had access to enough rubber. Were there any hose pipes around?

"Oi." Another voices - Bruce's. "It's just a shot in the dark, but I could try to use my stand to scout the area. There's no telling what's gonna happen, but it's better than being clueless. In fact, I'm ready to try if you wanna, boss. What do you say? Want me to try and give us some info?"
Bruno glanced up from his hand, and stared at Bruce through the rain for a few seconds. Then he smiled - grinned, really- because he reckoned he could get used to being called 'boss'. Maybe he'd form his own gang of good-hearted renegades, one day.
"My thinkin' exactly. If you can get your stand into the house, be my guest - and whilst you're at it, Maz can watch for coppers whilst I open the back."
A plan in motion - Bruno felt the metaphorical sun rays break the very real, very unrelenting cloud canopy. He stepped away from the group, and made his way around back.

If and when Bruce got his stand onto the property, however, he'd sense something far more oppressive than the brewing storm over Pleasant Valley. In here, the vestigium of the presumed Killer Stand was thicker, stronger. Not powerful enough that the stand could still be manifested there, but certainly so potent that it suggested it was inside more recently than out. If it had left, it hadn't gone out through the door.
The house reeked of its presence, and even more-so than that, the echo of an agonising death. A silent scream that only Stand Users seemed privy to.
Outback (dadum tish) Bruno had leaned his umbrella at an angle across his shoulders, and his left arm had gone totally, absolutely slack - a dead weight.
But subtly, the translucent, spectral hand which haunted his own could be seen reaching into the mechanism. However, it lacked a great, lock picking precision, so instead of disarming the tumblers, it just outright destroyed them internally, without any signs of external damage. At least it wouldn't draw immediate attention.
The door clicked, and movement returned to Bruno's arm around the same time his ghostly third limb faded.
He made his way back around to the side of the house, coolly.

"Door's open. What're you seeing, Bruce?"
I'll be posting tonight, my concern grows.
Therrre we go. I mean, my name still isn't Jennofski, but the post's up.
No sweat. And after your post I'll post.
As they fled- Brande Ashbell and the woman they would no doubt later refer to as his 'accomplice'- the world seemed to grind, and slow, as though it were passing through invisible waters, choking its movements to the point of near stillness. Brande began to wonder how long it had been since he'd been so giddy.
From the instant he'd pierced his matchbox with the tip of his blade, he'd felt a strange, tense sensation spreading from his chest: his breath had felt shorter, his eyes sharper, and his pulse far more fierce. It was familiar, albeit distant, a feeling he remembered but not vividly enough to recall the circumstances at the time.
At first, he'd assumed it to be fear, panic: because only a mad man would have felt anything else, after willingly picking a fight with every Orc in a three mile radius. Was he reliving his ill-footed retreat from Serafina Heights, stumbling- at least in spirit- through the midnight moors, all over again?
But as he'd continued to run, it had dawned on him that he could hear something strange, in this new, slower world. A repeated syllable, long and coming from very, very nearby...
He was laughing, and he hadn't even realised.

Because it wasn't fear. He knew now, it was excitement. He thrilled to the chase, a sharp-toothed mouse in a house of ragged cats, and recognised that this excitement was the same he'd felt when he'd first locked swords with his father, so many years ago. He'd become intoxicated by a cocktail of danger and overconfidence. His father had once supposed it was because he had too much of his mother and her wild-child ways in him.
And it felt good. It was only as he and Zanna- in great, slow strides, in his mind's eye- pelted down the street that he realised he'd had it too easy, for the last few years. A simple fight dulled the senses, but in this excitement Brande seemed to be sharper than he'd felt in a long time. He felt like the protagonist in a tale of true love and high adventure - today would not bring with it the final, glorifying battle he sought, but it had nonetheless turned into a great adventure.

Brande reached back with his unoccupied hand, and pulled the hood of his cloak up over his golden hair, to obscure its glint from sight. Then he heard Zanna, at around the same time he'd clocked the academy - just like the dream had told him. Had this been destiny, all along?
"We- we have to hide!"
And right she was.
Brande became aware, as he began to once again perceive the speed of his own footfalls, that this probably wasn't half as thrilling as it was terrifying for his unwilling new companion. She didn't have the fine eye of a practiced swordsman, so no doubt, to her, the world was moving all too quickly, and it was chaos.
For an instant, he'd pictured himself carving their way to freedom- it wouldn't have been the first time he'd walked a sword's finer edge to cross the valley of death- but Zanna was afraid. He could feel it in her skin: clammy, sticky, cold. She didn't share his spark, the electricity in his own sweat. It was unfair of him to assume she'd come along for so dangerous a ride, no matter how fun he supposed it might be - no great swordsman put a civilian at that sort of risk.

Further down the street, he clocked a pair of orcs, and back in real-time, Brande pulled Zanna around a corner, running past The Academy.
That was when he spotted the shack that flanked it, as they ran by. He supposed they might just disappear, if they got there fast enough, and as it flanked The Academy, it was a two-birds, one-stone scenario.
"You're right, amica," he told her, in a sort of loud, harsh whisper, lest his accent- with the distinctive foreign influences of his family's distant homeland- give him away at any other volume, "This way!"
He pulled her at last across the street and past the academy, as fast as he could manage, and as they approached, he saw the shack was covered in healthy green arteries of ivy and moss, but surrounded by autumnal leafs, all gold and crimson. He thought, for an instant, that in an abstract sort of way these shades of autumn almost looked like a fire had surrounded the place, a wreath of flames lit to smoke the shack's inhabitants out. He tactfully chose not to actually tell Zanna this.
He elbowed the door open- "Ouch!" - before he shepherded Zanna through it. He had whispered something along the lines of "Ladies first, amica,", but the implied chivalry was token at best given he'd essentially just shoved her into an ill-lit shed.
He stepped in after her, closed the door, and drew his sword, albeit more for his own comfort than hers.

Then he licked his lips- he could taste the familiar metallic tinge of copper- and let go of Zanna's wrist, wiping his own forehead with the back of his hand.
Then he smiled at her, brightly, breathing heavily but otherwise in good spirits, "Believe it or not, I've made worse introductions," he jested, as though they hadn't just become fugitives. Then he bowed, politely, as if he hadn't quite yet had all of the nobility beaten out of him, "My name is Brande Ashbell, last of the Ashbells. What's yours?"
Oy vey - family obligations hit me like a southbound train, I'll get Brande's post up tomorrow or my name isn't Jennofski.
Lotsa life stuff. I'll keep you posted.


Aye aye - take care.
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