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"Yeah, sure" Alexander nodded at the shopkeeper, only paying minimal attention to her as he scanned the store. 'I probably shouldn't spend too much. I just hope there's some nice swag that doesn't cost too much.' Power walking through the store, he glanced at everything he came across 'Huh, that's neat' He thought, looking at a strange coin after reading about what it did 'Kind of like having a GPS in you head. Ehhh...yeah, that sounds useful enough. It would have really helped in that crazy castle raid.' He picked up the coin. Seconds latter however, he noticed something else '...fuck yeah' Not quite jogging over to it, he snatched it up. 'This is probably enough.' With that decided, he made his way to the checkout area and payed for his items. Once they were fully his, Alexander used both the coins. Right as they vanished into him; an extremely fluffy and long wolf tail shot out of his behind 'Wait, this is a tail, not tentacles! Eh, I should still be able to work with this. Now then, to try out the other thing.' Taking a second to focus, he used his new mental GPS 'That...looks like she's home. Alright, that's convenient.' With his business here done, he nodded and prepared to leave when he noticed a few familiar faces "Huh...Su, Sto-Er...Helga? What are you guys doing here?" However, seconds latter, something occurred to him 'Wait, that's two people who's names and faces I know other that Lily. Add together the wish twins, and that's five people. Wait...I don't actually know the twins names. I... think one was Violet...and maybe the other was Sakura. Dammit, I'm such a mess'

@BrokenPromise


'fuck, fuck, fuck fuck!'

When Alexander returned to Penrose through the portal, what greeted him was a bizarre sight. The city looked like it had been hit by some kind of life sucking blizzard. Alexander had seen a snow covered city before...but this was different. Mere seconds after his brain had finished processing what he had seen, he had suddenly felt a wave of dread wash over him. If the things looked this bad...this ominous, then what about his home?

...what about his animals?

That was why the bitter magical boy was transformed an in his Beast Mode, running as fast as he could home. Although he would have been able to get there faster with the help of his housemate, Lily, in his state of panic, he didn't think about that. He just had to get home, had to make sure that they were alright. When he caught site of his home, the few bits of blood splatter he was able to make out on the front lawn filled him with a panicked energy as he somehow picked up speed. Blitzing to the door, he unlocked and threw it open. But he never would have expected what he saw;

"Honey, where are my pants!?"

The TV was on, and on the couch was three familiar creatures; Bob the rabbit, Tim the weasel, and Dave the owl. All looking perfectly fine, Tim even eating raw bacon out of a packet. The noise he made coming in though grabbed their attention, and when they saw him, they all started flipping out. Dave zoomed over to his head and started making weird owl noises as he landed in his hair Tim started bouncing around (a 'war dance' if Alexander remembered right), and Bob rushed over to him and jumped at his stomach, somehow knocking him over "Gahhhh!" Alexander cried out as he landed on his butt. Dave still in his hair somehow, and with Tim now joining them as he dragged over the pack of bacon. Alexander took a few seconds to take this all in before he started laughing "T-thank fuck!" and then tears started to stream down his face "You...you fucking bums are okay! I don't..." And then he was just straight crying as he held Bob tightly to his chest.




"Right, so..." Alexander began, as he stared down the tree animals "None of that fucking happened. And if you ever try to tell anyone otherwise, then I'll turn you into that" He pointed at a plate piled with freshly cooked bacon. The sight of it caused Tim to start twitching, and Alexander sighed "Alright, fine!" Tim darted to the bacon, and began to feed. Alexander went to his bedroom to grab a piece of paper and pen, writing "Grabbing magic swag, be back later" on it before taking it to the living room where the animals were. He quickly noticed that bob and Dave had joined Tim in consuming the bacon. This caused Alexander to pause for a few seconds before he shrugged 'Meh, I'm sure it's fine.' He put the note on the table with them "Make sure Lily sees this if she comes back" A simple nod from Bob was all he got before he left. As he did, he thought back to that strange post he found on Glimmr, when he had been looking online for some answers as to what was going on "'Brittany’s Boutique' eh. He're hoping I can find something good." And with that, he rushed off to said boutique.

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Mana: 2000/2000







It occurred to Prome that despite having a Mining skill high enough to harvest iron ore, he didn't actually have anything to mine with 'I remember planing on making a mining machine...but I never got around to it. Oh well, I suppose my own personal Bagger 288 will have to come another day.' Entering the blacksmith's with a flourish, not even bothering to take a look around or wait for the shopkeeper to talk, Prome announced "Greetings purveyor of metallic wares, I come in the name of scientific advancement! I require 30 iron ore and two rubies!"













'Huh...I kind of expected that he would put up an actual fight, not just give up like that' Alexander was baffled at how easy this had been. After hearing about how the dolphin had been feeding on their fun to strengthen himself, he had thought that it would use that power to force them to stay here to serve as his personal generators. 'I don't know, it kind of feels like he's just half-assing this now.' He was brought out his internal musings by the sensation of Lily's hand 'Bah, I guess it doesn't really matter.' he lightly squeezed Lily's hand back as then walked to the portal 'But why does it feel like I'm forgetting some-' and as they reached said portal, it hit him; '...The animals. '

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Mana: 2000/2000







"Ah, as lovely as that sounds, I really should be getting started. We can't keep progress waiting for tea after all." Prome said before leaving the house. Once he was alone, he began coming up with a plan 'Now then, I should probably start with the steel. I believe I can get that myself...but I'm not sure about the rubies. I know that I'll have to buy the wood, but it hopefully won't cost too much.' He began making his way out to field in search of ore deposits 'Now that I think about it, I might want to keep an eye out for crystals too. Since I might need some when I begin construction. Actually, I might want to stock up on steel too just in case. Oh boy, this is so much fun! I wonder if this is what it feels like for girl's when they go shopping for clothes and such.' With a smile and a giggle, Prome began skipping along on his search for iron ore.
Kamina

"Ahhh...nothing feels quite like the afterglow of an adventure" Kamina sighed as he made his way over the the team's room "It was a blast adventuring with you guys, I hope we can do it again, only with our full team. It wasn't quite the same without Spruce and Celina" He told the other team before he was out of speaking range. Once he got to their room, he flopped on his bed for a mighty and hotblooded rest.

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Tini

Tini nodded as he looked at his arms again "I must use this power for good!" With the adventuring done for the day, he hurried off the bed, so that tomorrow could come sooner

***
When Tini awoke, he found himself siting atop a golden throne that itself was on top of a massive shrine. With countless Pokemon below him and bowing. "All hail He who Hugs!" They chanted

Tini took a few seconds to digest this before saying "Yay, hugs!"

"Yay, hugs!" The Pokemon below changed their chant


Alexander shrugged as he got up and walked to the stage from his seat in the back "I mean yeah, it was fun for awhile. But I'd get bored if I was stuck here forever. Also, I really don't like the idea of being kept in admittedly nice prison to fuel the power of some dolphin. I mean, who knows what your planing on doing with that that juice. The fact that you apparently threw the wish twins into the water to get rid of them doesn't really say good things about your character." He reached the stage and got on. Looking Dan straight in the eyes as he continued talking "So look, you had a good run, but now it's over. So let us go back home without a fight, or I'll find a way to stuff you and mount you over my TV, Lesser Spirit bullshit be damned!"

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Mana: 2000/2000







Prome quickly realized that in his zeal, he had forgotten to actually accept the quest. Fixing that, he pressed Yes and said "I look forward to it!" before thinking to himself 'I wonder what would have happened if I pressed No after everything I just said. These NPC's have some amazing AI, but how would they react to that? I wonder if the people who programed the AI for NPCs even consider such a thing, or maybe I'm just over thinking things again. Oh well, it's fun to overthink sometimes.'
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