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idlehands said
I'm trying to think of another story that is PG rated embarrassment.

uhhhhhhh excuse me

We are adults

We should be getting PG-13, please

And sparkling grapejuice

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Jorick said
Not even close to the most sacrilegious things you can do. How about doing things on the grounds of an actual church rather than the parking lot of a business owned by religious people? How about doing things with a priest or nun or whatever? How about engaging in homosexual relations on a pile of holy texts?So many things you could do to be more sacrilegious than getting head in a parking lot.

How about making a burger out of an unconsecrated communion wafer?

Because that's a thing.

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Beatrix said
I'm here... Kinda. I'm still brainstorming for my dark elf character back story. It will have smexietimez in it. And I'm also in Esper's tc.

Which one is Esper's TC?

I once tried to talk to a girl the old fashioned way. She barely knew me, we had a class last year. She could barely hear me in the hall, we never got passed names. I tried to talk to her another day. It looked like she was talking to someone else, and I stood behind her for thirty seconds not wanting to interrupt her, and I ended up leaving without talking to her. I haven't said anything to her since.

The funny part is that the only things she would remember me for are that and the speech I gave to her Theater tech class for Speech about a family being brutally and accidentally killed in a house fire on Halloween. She probably thinks I'm crazy, which I'm partially proud of.

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The only alcohol related story is the time my dad offered me my first beer and I was like "nah."

I have awkward stories, but I don't think they're that funny. Or I can't make them that funny.

I know where you are

I'm here.

I'm just talking to people and listening to music

'50's mobster Assassin's Creed?

How about we make games about those really awesome points in history that aren't Ass Creed?

You know, a game where hordes of enemies do something besides play Red Rover and send guys in one at a time?

Guess who just won the Eastern Wisconsin Conference Meet?!?

Smiral said
look at how much we all care

look at how offline steam says you are

you dirty liar

Finally

Esper said
Actually I used the horn as the stem and chalice of a goblet. I felt pretty clever when all was said and done. It is pretty awesome. Not going to lie.

I was close.

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Esper said
You'll never guess what I did after I sawed its horn off.

Please, I know what you do in your spare time.

You made an ice cream cone.

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Sherlock Holmes said
Well, this is a fun thread.

It's so nice to see everyone get along.