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Erving looked at the mess and frowned. They had the parts, but not the expertise.

"I recommend you build the inner workings first, just to see if it all will run. Then you build the body around it for protection. If you build outward in, one thing on the inside could break and it'll be harder to repair. Also, test everything individually before you put it together. That's the best I can give you sorry."
Vermiculus nodded and agreed with everything. "So, that's the plan on how we kill them. I will place an order of 50000 arms and armour for the troops I intend to give as soon as I return to my lands. What about actual battle plans? Do we control our own armies? Or appoint someone as the general for our combined forces?"
Lord Vermiculus received the reply, and growled. Not at the Queen, but at himself. Of course he had no real idea who it was. He should've never lost his temper. He dismounted his horse and returned to the hall. He then stood in front of the Queen, and kneeled before her with his head bowed.

"Please forgive me. I did what no ruler should ever do, and lost my temper. I can understand soldiers fighting soldiers, but the killing of civilians is always distasteful. There will be no war between us, provided you help find the missing villagers, as a sign that you don't condone this behaviour. Also, the offer of marriage is still open. I believe that a wedding between our people, maybe not between us but maybe of the lesser Houses, would show that there is no ill will between us. It's merely an idea. Now," he rose up and took his seat, "how are we going to defeat this new threat? I have troops to spare, by our weapons weren't made to kill these creatures."
Ervings ear pricked up when he heard they were working on drones. Epsilon made a drones before they left Earth, so he knew what to look for.

"The drones sound interesting. I know a few basics about how to make them, so I could give a few observations on whether or not they'll work properly. Unfortunately, the only one who knows everything about anything regarding drones and turrets is R&D, but I shall see if I can help a little."
Lord Vermiculus was about to respond, when he received a message from Lord Ursus. What he read on the message, greatly infuriated him. He was so angry he left the hall and made ready for preparations to leave for home. He was in the courtyard, about to leave, when he suddenly had an idea, he grabbed on of his guards and sent him with a message for the Queen of Wolastra.

The man entered the hall and read out his message, "Queen Wolastra, we have received word that villages near our border with you have been emptied. All evidence seems to point to you. While no bodies have been recovered, it is assumed your people kidnapped them. Unless you want a war, we have demands. First, return our people, alive, to our lands. Second, agree that no more attacks shall be made. And third, a marriage must be made between our two nations. You must marry the Eldest son or daughter of House Vermiculus, they will have no power in your lands, and will not rule if you die before them. Please make a choice quickly, for we ride for home, either for a marriage celebration, or for war."
Is this RP actually gonna start? Or all you people here just to bitch and moan about useless shit? I'm honestly asking here
Lord Vermiculus
He watched the creature in the case for a little while. It seemed desperate and angry, though that is to be expected. When he heard how far away from Beh Ayan, he was concerned. Where there was one, there would certainly be others. But for now, he had another matter to discuss before he could handle this mess.

"If this is truly the start of an invasion by these fiends, then Tar Sequinus is with you. Right after we settle the matter with Wolastra."

Lord Ursus
Lord Ursus was with some men, checking out the reports of an abandoned hamlet on the border. He saw that no building were damaged, and that what blood there was, was little, not enough to even show someone had cut themselves badly. This didn't seem like a raid by Wolastra, if it was, they'd be bodies everywhere and the buildings would've been torched. But it seemed merely as if everyone had packed up and left. He didn't like this one little bit, he sent his men out to search the area in and around the village, as well as to check the villages and hamlets nearest to this one. Hopefully someone would've seen something.
@Mardox pretty much, they should be thankful I didn't march in and crush them beneath my boot
I blame Wolastra for what happened
Lord Vermiculus was shocked at the messengers words. It had been a long time since this creatures had arisen, and when they did nearly all of Tar Sequinus was destroyed. He couldn't take the risk that it was merely a joke. He gathered his advisors together to inform them his plan.

"I will go to Ashakia and attend this feast. I will take 500 Dragon Riders with me as an escort. I want all conscripts to be risen. I want all towns on our borders to be reinforced as well as better defences put in place. I want all loses from previous battles to be regained, I want every man who makes weapons in our kingdom to come forward with new weaponrary ideas to outfit our troops, same thing with the armour makers. If this is a trap, and should I fall, my eldest son will take command of our people. Now, I must depart, farewell."

He mounted his stead and looked at his retinue, hopefully there won't be a fight against the Shadow Creatures, his nation can't afford the loses.
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