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King Gildedtongue
I will pay you double what they're paying you, just for their names. Please, consider this offer long and hard. Id hate for you to make a mistake and turn down so much coin.
Signed Lord Vermiculus
@Mardox why do you attack me?
Vermiculus heard the news of the attacks, and was disappointed that no one seemed to want peace. He sighed, and called in his advisors. "I want you men to find out everything about this situation. I wanna know if this was a legitimate attack, or some mercenaries. I want you to double the patrols on the border, and I want someone to find where our missing people are." He then got to work on a bounty notice to be sent everywhere.

Wanted
Any information concerning the disappearance of Tar Sequinus citizens and military personnel.
Reward
20,000 gold pieces


He also sent a letter to the King of Nastrondi
Greetings
It has come to my attention that some of your troops have attacked and killed some of mine. Whether they were acting on their own, or under your direct orders is unknown. I ask that you look into this matter, and should it come to light that this was your doing, well, use your imagination.
Signed, Lord Vermiculus
@Claw2k11 god damn it, I try and hold peace talks, but nooo, people want war
@Claw2k11 Why am I involved all the sudden?
Province 69
The Republics forces were gathering en masse to fight the coming darkness. The navy was as prepared as it could be, the army was setting up defensive positions to repel enemies. But would it be enough? Nobody knew for certain. The odds were against them, and they've received no word from any nearby nation. The navy shall defend the coasts and try and destroy as many invader ships as possible to help the armies odds of winning, while the airforce will provide what support it can. The odds were against them, but they'd be damned if they went quietly.

Actions

Recruit:
2 Units of ships all provinces
1 Unit of Artillery all provinces

Movement:
Province 68
5 Units of Light Infantry
9 Units of Heavy Infantry
9 Units of Heavy Cavalry
9 Units of Arqubuisiers
9 Units of Artillery
15 Units of Ships
25 Units of Derigibles
All sent to Province 69

Probince 70
6 Units of Light Infantry
15 Units of Heavy Infantry
10 Units of Heavy Cavalry
15 Units of Arquebuisiers
10 Units of Artillery
15 Units of Ships
30 Units of Derigibles
All sent to Province 69


Vermiculus had had enough. The treachery, the half truths of other nations. It ends. He gathered his advisors and spoke to them each in turn. They were all agreed. He had a letter drafted that would be sent to all nations.

To all nobles of the land.

For years, Tar Sequinus has suffered at the hands of others. Our husbands, our wives, our sons and daughter and our mothers and fathers have all paid the ultimate price. We have fought and died for every cause imaginable, including our own survival. And now, we fight again not just for our survival, but the survival of all humanity. The Shadow Army marches once again, and I fear for my children. The last time they marched, my people were nearly crushed into extinction. So that is why I beg all of you to cease your hostilities with one another, at least until this new threat is dealt with once and for all.

That is why I ask everyone to join me in my capital, so that all those who are warring can make peace, so that our children and our children's children, never have to worry about this evil ever again. We stand at a crossroads, we can continue warring with ourselves, and allow this evil to claim what's left. Or, we can stand united, and ensure that our race survives. All I ask, is for your time. Please consider the alternative.

Signed Lord Lucius of House Vermiculus.
@Claw2k11 thank you
I have a few questions. Who has the biggest nation, who has the biggest army and who has the biggest navy?
Vermiculus threw the messenger to the ground, drew his sword, and pointed it at the mans throat, "I can't tell if this is a plot by multiple tribes, so, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna get up, you're gonna find this people who did it, and you're gonna bring me their heads." He then gave the man his sword and helped him back up. "Take what men you need, do this, and whatever your leader needs, he shall get, no questions asked. Can you do this?"
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