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    1. Catchphrase 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Bill Paxton is dead
8 yrs ago
I find dick jokes are often hard and long
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8 yrs ago
I struggle when I roleplay between staying in character and giving in to my inner desires to just fuck with people.
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8 yrs ago
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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8 yrs ago
Holy Mother of Fucking Shit, Carrie Fisher is dead
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Just ignore me

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@Korbanjaro sounds like a good idea
@Yvain if people judge me just on that one joke, they are missing out on all the other crappy jokes I have. For instance, what's a pirates favourite letter?
@Yvain you sure? Ok, don't say I didn't warn ya.

If you say the word sleep again, I will describe my genitals in great detail.

That was it, not that funny but I'm still proud of it
@Yvain I had a joke ready for this, but it was inappropriate
@Yvain yeah, but everything about it becomes less cute when I get angry. Also, you're not my mum, you can't tell me what to do *pouty face*
@Yvain it's red, and I went through a few years of high school with people teasing me for it. And I am a night owl so staying up never really bothers me. I only really need about 5 hours of sleep then I'm good
@Yvain my brother and his friend are playing War Thunder in the next room, so all I hear is planes and gunfire. And it's OK to laugh at me, so long as it's not about my hair
@Yvain right now it's 2:30am, and to be fair, I'm a little bitch when it comes to bugs and insects. If it has more than four legs, it needs to die
@Kingfisher they do have another option. Hire the Raiders to do their dirty work for them
@Yvain I have actually seen a Huntsman that was pretty big, it was big enough that it could wrap around a baseball easily. As for the accent, a lot of people here in Australia say I have a British accent, even though I was born in Australia and have never once set foot in Britan. So, I'm basically a great actor
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