Cerberov

non-Chinese Cartoons

@RillaFunny thing?
Only Adventure Time is on the Cartoon Network.
Gravity Falls is Disney, Dan Vs. was on the Hub before being unceremoniously cancelled, and the channel it was on being unceremoniously put down. And Bee and Puppy Cat's a web video. If you're honestly looking for anything approaching good in terms of cartoons, Cartoon Network stopped being halfway decent sometime between the end of Megas XLR, and the beginning of their live programming.

@gorgenmastHeard good things about Rick and Morty, and what little I've seen of it is definitely up my alley.

Got asked on a date at work today.

@gorgenmast
You have shamed me, Gorgon. I'm getting the hammer and whiskey right now.

Got asked on a date at work today.

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See, here it would be opposite. I'm an outlier because I own only one camo shirt which I only use for hunting and I have all my teeth but two wisdom teeth. That would make me too soft and nerdy. Also, I never start conversations about trucks. That doesn't help.

I think normal would be at least one tooth missing that isn't a wisdom tooth, a no less then one-half of your wardrobe camo, and if you don't have a truck you should at least be seriously browsing craigslist to find one.

I suppose that's why my cousin was the first to get married out of all the kids. He owns a truck and wears a lot of Camo. He also is masculine and cool enough to have lost one front tooth, but he is also sensitive and caring enough that he has a fake tooth he wears on formal occasions.

But if you loose to many teeth, well... then you're just another tweeker.

@Vilageidiotx

Cultural differences. Such a beautiful facet of human life.

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

Awful. Atrocious. Truly Abominable.

A conundrum presents itself

@VilageidiotxTHe man nods back to you, a please smile on his face.

My Hider

I am thou... thou art i...
from the seat of thy soul I come...
You may now create Personas of the Strength Arcana

Got asked on a date at work today.

@VilageidiotxAround here we base weirdness partly on that, and partly on how much camo you're wearing.

If a man with no teeth dressed in camo fatigues walks up to you, you'd better run.

A conundrum presents itself

A man bursts through your wall. In his hands are a shotgun and a banana, which he places down in front of you. With a stern expression, he says to you, "Now do it by next week, or we kill your family."

What do you do?

I was told to get on every bandwagon I possibly can

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I'm not upset at this little bandwagon for the usual reasons. This time it's because your guys' half-assed attempts are tarnishing the original.



EDIT: gorgen's is good.

@Awson

Because the original is such quality penmanship that all who look upon it are dazzled, and the fabric of the stars themselves unfurls in the readers' perception as they sprawl towards enlightenment?

Or maybe that was sarcasm. Only 5% of communication is words, after all.

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