Cerberov

Fatal Souls

I've finally started giving some actual character to Rosalia, and at least named my council. More to come.

Update: now the members of my dynasty are fleshed out. All that's left are my vassals.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Got asked on a date at work today.

@RillaAh, there's the difference. For some, the spinning centrifuge of human drama is a grand black comedy, as entertaining as a train wreck where all the passengers are clowns, and colorful suits stained with various bodily fluids, their thuds upon the ground accompanied by gratuitous honking.

For me, it's like that for about five minutes, and then just gets tedious.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Is this P.C.?

No, this is Patrick

Got asked on a date at work today.

The data mining and inane comments/status updates/share or your nipples fall off posts drove me away from Facebook, but after seeing the cesspool that most social media sites are, and the fact that Facebook's closest analogue, Google Plus, is an abortion of software programming, I'd have to say Facebook's pretty tolerable.

The Deathbattle Thread

I'm going to have to actually explain this one, because just saying someone would win is a bit boring.

Captain America is a peak-human supersoldier containing a shield forced from the tears of fangirls and Wolverine's solidified musk. Captain Planet is a godlike gestalt entity forged from the combined hopes and dreams of five teenagers and the divine might of the God of Nature herself, and though he refrains from lethal force and is weakened by coming into contact with hazardous substances (and AIDS, I guess), there's no illustrated upper limit to his power.

With his compunctions against lethal force gone, Captain Planet turns Captain America into America's best tree.

The Power Rangers versus the entire population of Canada.

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

D, for... I dunno. D stuff.

The first four episodes of Game of Thrones Season 5 were leaked.

Obviously, he collected a bunch of those Game of Thrones bobbleheads and re-enacted a random piece of fanfiction. He had to improvise when he tried to put Arianne Martell in, so he used a Princess Jasmine bobblehead instead.